Posted on 11/03/2011 6:17:34 PM PDT by writer33
Washington,D.C. – With all of the accusations flying about what Herman Cain knew and when he knew it, one woman has dared to come forward and detail the atrocities of one horrific night in 1991. Previously, the woman was scared to come forward, but since Cain’s long train of abuses have been well-documented by the Politico, it only made sense to tell the public just what they can expect from a Cain presidency.
The woman, Sharon Itall, is now an influential insurance agent, but was once just the shell of a scarred woman after one night with Herman Cain. And since the allegations have surfaced, Sharon is willing to chronicle the events of that steamy, August night in Washington, D.C. In her opinion, there is simply no choice in the matter now.
Sharon says that the “denigrating events” all began at an office party. “It began by floating a keg that Mr. Cain had purchased for our office party,” stated Sharon. “Needless to say we were drunk, but I had no idea that the evening would spiral into a night of hell.”
TRED (The Right Elective Decisions) has not confirmed any of this story but feels compelled to keep you riveted to your computer screen. And this is the rest of her fateful story:
TRED: What exactly happened on that fateful night?
Sharon: Humiliation beyond belief. That’s what happened. (She begins to break down.)...
Thank you, Jane. Glad you enjoyed it.
Time for Cain to pick a nice, quiet corner of the world and retire. It’s obvious. LOL!
Hey, I got a wordpress page too. 8)
Very good.
You’re beyond redemption.
Not satire. Not funny.
:-)
Thank you, AZ .44MAG. Glad you enjoyed it.
Not a problem. LOL!
8-) eyes wide open
Herman Cain called a reporter “darling” and had the nerve to ask her to ask her, a woman, to do something related to food and drink preparation? That’s the best that he’s got?
THIS IS TOTALLY INAPPROPRIATE.
Take this thread off.
I don’t see anything at all funny about it.
Some folks don’t understand Satire. It’s how vicious rumors start “I saw it on Free Republic”.
SICKO
One of them, yes
Sharon Itall?
Isn’t she the roommate of Gyven Itfurfrie?
I can’t believe what I just read! The description of what that Cain did to that poor woman made my blood boil. To think that he even has a chance now after what we know. To think that he might be doing this stuff to his sweat wife Gloria. OMG! I can’t bear to imagine what he could be doing; making her cook dinner and washing his socks and all that! Good night!
I’m going to have to jump into the hot tub and cleanse myself. Maybe even have my wife join me and scrub my back!
Fair enough.
LOL! Good one, oldbill. You caught it first.
Perfect graphic. Thanks, ss.
That's allowed as long as your wife doesn't work for you. LOL!
Thanks for reading, jonrick. Glad you enjoyed it.
That's allowed as long as your wife doesn't work for you. LOL!
Thanks for reading, jonrick. Glad you enjoyed it.
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