Woman Comes Forward To Detail Atrocities In Herman Cain’s Apartment (Satire Attempt)

The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 11/03/2011 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Washington,D.C. – With all of the accusations flying about what Herman Cain knew and when he knew it, one woman has dared to come forward and detail the atrocities of one horrific night in 1991. Previously, the woman was scared to come forward, but since Cain’s long train of abuses have been well-documented by the Politico, it only made sense to tell the public just what they can expect from a Cain presidency.

The woman, Sharon Itall, is now an influential insurance agent, but was once just the shell of a scarred woman after one night with Herman Cain. And since the allegations have surfaced, Sharon is willing to chronicle the events of that steamy, August night in Washington, D.C. In her opinion, there is simply no choice in the matter now.

Sharon says that the “denigrating events” all began at an office party. “It began by floating a keg that Mr. Cain had purchased for our office party,” stated Sharon. “Needless to say we were drunk, but I had no idea that the evening would spiral into a night of hell.”

TRED (The Right Elective Decisions) has not confirmed any of this story but feels compelled to keep you riveted to your computer screen. And this is the rest of her fateful story:

TRED: What exactly happened on that fateful night?

Sharon: Humiliation beyond belief. That’s what happened. (She begins to break down.)...

[Clint N. Suhks]

Did you bump your head before you wrote that?

I guess you missed that big word at the end of the title called "Satire"...

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Stop it you’ll make me cry.

Oh dear.

:consults employee handbook:

:Pats shoulder comfortingly:

There there.

There there

:consults handbook again:

There there

Would you....

:Pause. Turns page:

Like to talk about it?

[TChad]

Pats shoulder comfortingly

BATTERY!

Time to replace that employee handbook.

[writer33]

LOL! Good stuff, HTB.

[Matchett-PI]

bttt

[writer33]

Thanks for the bump, M.

[Matchett-PI]

Glad to! bttt :)

[Cyber Liberty]

One has to go to the article and read the whole thing to get the true flavor. I thought it was pretty funny.

(BTW, White font on black background sux.)

[writer33]

Thank you, CL. I appreciate it. I can see I’m still going to have to experiment with the color schemes. I haven’t settled on one I even like yet. But this opinion is greatly appreciated.

[Cyber Liberty]

You're welcome! Much better now. The white-on-black was hard to read, and I associate that scheme with porn sites...not that I would ever know about that....lol

[writer33]

There’s an angle I never thought of, and now I’m glad I changed it. But you’re right...it is easier to read.

[writer33]

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[writer33]

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[luvie]

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[writer33]

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[writer33]

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[stephenjohnbanker]

” The woman, Sharon Itall, is now an influential insurance agent “

I’ll bet she was the very devil with a blue dress on !!

: )

Good to hear from you Chris. Hope all is well with you.