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Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???
one man's opinion...

Posted on 11/04/2011 8:10:14 AM PDT by ken5050

Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable.

"Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.


TOPICS: Conspiracy; Humor
KEYWORDS: donthateuslaz; humor; idhitit; lazamataz; lazcomebackwemissu; weloveulazrlywedo
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To: ken5050; Lazmataz

ROTFLMAO

Wait... WTH??? Laz never harassed me? What gives? Do I not rate? How inadequate must I be????

Grouped with Hillary and Helen.... the SHAME..... And I am a damn good shot with any gun you give me (’cept a 50 cal but only cause I haven’t gotten my hands on one yet)... so whats up with that????

/cry. I have to go now, I need some alone time...


201 posted on 11/04/2011 9:42:40 AM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: MHGinTN

Doesn’t she have fantastic... eyes?


202 posted on 11/04/2011 9:42:49 AM PDT by montyspython (This thread needs more cowbell)
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To: Winstons Julia
It wasn’t your costume...it was WHERE you were HOLDING the pumpkin bucket.

I knew I was in trubble when he leered "Want some candy leetle girl"?

203 posted on 11/04/2011 9:43:25 AM PDT by bigheadfred (wogga wogga)
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To: bmwcyle

We don’t have to vote.... you see we COUNT them..... Just kidding, I was having a democrat moment...


204 posted on 11/04/2011 9:44:27 AM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: trisham; Lazamataz

He’s never annoyed me either...I feel like there must be something wrong with me ;)


205 posted on 11/04/2011 9:45:37 AM PDT by Hoosier Catholic Momma (How long till my Arkansas drawl fades into the twang of southeast Ohio?)
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To: ken5050

206 posted on 11/04/2011 9:47:19 AM PDT by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
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To: ken5050; Lazmataz

I’m offended because Laz wouldn’t “hit” me!


207 posted on 11/04/2011 9:47:34 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: red-dawg

208 posted on 11/04/2011 9:47:56 AM PDT by Mat_Helm
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To: Pan_Yan
BTTT
Got to BUMP it to save it.......

So sad that Libtards don't have a sense of humor like us conservatives - that's why they're such losers.

209 posted on 11/04/2011 9:49:20 AM PDT by Psalm 73 ("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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To: Marie
This explains *SO* much....

Just because I maintain higher standards than Laz doesn't necessarily mean I maintain higher morals.

210 posted on 11/04/2011 9:50:51 AM PDT by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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To: OB1kNOb
This will not bode well for Laz's reputation.

At this point Laz has no reputation left.

211 posted on 11/04/2011 9:51:08 AM PDT by dearolddad
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To: mitch5501

“well he has got a wart!”

When I read this I thought mitch5501 would say that - then I looked at the screen name - ahaha! 100% correct!

Mel


212 posted on 11/04/2011 9:51:30 AM PDT by melsec (Once a Jolly Swagman camped by a Billabong....)
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To: mitch5501
“well he has got a wart!”

If you weren't a dwarf, you wouldn't have noticed that...

213 posted on 11/04/2011 9:51:46 AM PDT by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
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To: rlmorel; Lazamataz; humblegunner; Eaker; TheMom; Allegra
Why do threads that have anything even remotely to do with Laz end up having something posted on them about dwarves?

And why does Humblegunner get excited?

214 posted on 11/04/2011 9:52:22 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: montyspython

best animated gif evah!


215 posted on 11/04/2011 9:54:12 AM PDT by wxgesr (I want to be the first person to surf on another planet.)
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To: ken5050

Where can I file a complain against Laz? Never met him but I felt stocked by him too...


216 posted on 11/04/2011 9:54:17 AM PDT by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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To: bigheadfred

LOL!


217 posted on 11/04/2011 9:59:24 AM PDT by Sidebar Moderator
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To: MNJohnnie
Charles Krauthammer was absolutely giddy with excitement when pointing out the differences in Laz’s versions of events “YOU LIE!”. He went to say Laz’s stance on anything is “utterly incoherent.” “I'd hit it? Hit it with what? What is it?”
218 posted on 11/04/2011 10:00:51 AM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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To: bigheadfred
What's next? A call to Occupy Laz?

I thought that invitations to "occupy" Laz were the heart of the initial complaints?

219 posted on 11/04/2011 10:01:09 AM PDT by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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To: Tamatoa

I am reserving judgement until Laz’ attorney makes a statement. Then I’d hit it.


220 posted on 11/04/2011 10:02:16 AM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

221 posted on 11/04/2011 10:04:18 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: ken5050
He further added, "I've started a website [Lazwonthitthat.com] for the disaffected to congregate and commiserate." They can rest assured that "I wouldn't Hit that!"
222 posted on 11/04/2011 10:04:29 AM PDT by Gaffer
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To: Citizen Soldier
You were lucky thats all you had to change! I heard Chaz Bono went overboard after Laz offered to hit on her!


223 posted on 11/04/2011 10:06:11 AM PDT by Netizen (Path to citizenship = Scamnesty. If you give it away, more will come. Who's pilfering your wallet?)
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To: ken5050
post your soft porn somewhere else

224 posted on 11/04/2011 10:08:23 AM PDT by y6162
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To: Lucky9teen
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225 posted on 11/04/2011 10:08:58 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: ken5050

Mr. Laz ... Zero point zero.

226 posted on 11/04/2011 10:14:19 AM PDT by VRWC For Truth (Throw the bums out who vote yes on the bailout)
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To: Danae

“/cry. I have to go now, I need some alone time...”

It’s alright, sister. You’re not alone.

My daughter is 20 years old and attractive and she is highly offended that Laz has never harassed her or offered to ‘hit that’ once. The fact that he hasn’t offered to ‘tap’ or ‘hit’ that once has made her very uncomfortable on many occasions.

There’s an online support group for women who have never been harassed by Laz.

It’s at:

http://www.whynotmelaz_iammoreattractivethanhellenthomasorhillaryclinton_doyouhavesomethingagaiststrongwomen.com

You can also find your local chapter in most major cities. They typically meet on Wednesday nights and serve cheese, wine and bubblewrap.

(I keep telling her that he just hasn’t gotten around to her yet. There are almost 4 billion women for Laz to harass. It just takes time.)


227 posted on 11/04/2011 10:14:19 AM PDT by Marie (Cain 9s Have Teeth)
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To: ken5050

I think this case against Laz is all very dependent on what the definition of “hit” is.


228 posted on 11/04/2011 10:14:55 AM PDT by texas_mrs (Heartless Conservative & Native Texan)
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To: Marie
My daughter is 20 years old and attractive...

This post is useless without pictures.

For science and evidence, you know...

229 posted on 11/04/2011 10:17:27 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: y6162
post your soft porn somewhere else

Like my inbox.

230 posted on 11/04/2011 10:19:07 AM PDT by kevkrom (This space for rent.)
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To: JRios1968

Never in a million years!

:-)


231 posted on 11/04/2011 10:21:33 AM PDT by Marie (Cain 9s Have Teeth)
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To: Marie

!!!

Server not found.... there are so many “hitting” the site it CRASHED!!!!!!!!! OMG!

I still want to cry tho....

LOL


232 posted on 11/04/2011 10:22:21 AM PDT by Danae (Anailnathrach ortha bhais beatha do cheal deanaimha)
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To: ken5050

Laz is also accused of saying he would hit anything female from Helen Thomas to the Statues of Justice in front of court houses.


233 posted on 11/04/2011 10:22:21 AM PDT by calex59
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To: MHGinTN; Pan_Yan

Stop him? He’s too far gone for that.

If he’d only stopped listening to Walter Williams! THAT MAN never respected his wife. And after listening to Williams, condescension and dismissal overtook the atmosphere of my own home.

I truly live a tragic existence. Pray for me.


234 posted on 11/04/2011 10:23:06 AM PDT by Pan_Yans Wife ("Real solidarity means coming together for the common good."-Sarah Palin)
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To: ken5050

Laz - There's definitely a snake in there. For one years "severance pay", I'll send you the GPS coordinates.

235 posted on 11/04/2011 10:25:15 AM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik ("The trouble with internet quotations is that you don't know if they are true"-Abraham Lincoln.)
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To: Danae

Laz hit on me a couple years ago and I am like really old but he didn’t care.


236 posted on 11/04/2011 10:26:12 AM PDT by cajungirl
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To: Marie
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237 posted on 11/04/2011 10:26:38 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
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To: calex59

I will post pictures later of Laz hitting the statues.

Helen Thomas...not so much.


238 posted on 11/04/2011 10:27:08 AM PDT by rlmorel (The Rats won't be satisfied until every industry in the USA is in ruins and ripe for nationalization)
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To: calex59

I think I’ve heard Laz say:

“I’d hit that like the fist of an angry god.”
“I’d tap that like a frat boy with a keg.”
“I’d tap that like morse.”

At least that’s what I *think* somebody once told me that they were told he said by somebody else.

I was uncomfortable.


239 posted on 11/04/2011 10:27:39 AM PDT by Marie (Cain 9s Have Teeth)
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To: ken5050

I joined the local senior center and signed up for line dancing. The first class, I was one of 2 men there. The instructor told me to get in the middle and watch the feet of the women in front of me. So I got in the middle line. Before the instruction started an older (than me) lady in front of me looked over her sholder and said, “Just the feet!” I felt uncomfortable (for about 2 seconds).


240 posted on 11/04/2011 10:27:58 AM PDT by OrioleFan
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To: calex59

But IIRC, he did draw the line at Ruth Bader Ginsburg...


241 posted on 11/04/2011 10:29:11 AM PDT by ken5050 (Cain/Gingrich 2012!!! because sharing a couch with Pelosi is NOT the same as sharing a bed with her)
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To: ken5050
"It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.

There was a deal in the works to change the name of 'FreeRepublic' to 'LazRepublic'. I guess the old guard simply wasn't going to allow that to happen.

242 posted on 11/04/2011 10:31:08 AM PDT by Hoodat (Because they do not change, Therefore they do not fear God. -Psalm 55:19-)
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To: ken5050; Lazamataz

Vote Laz for Unquestioned Ruler of the thread!


243 posted on 11/04/2011 10:32:17 AM PDT by Darksheare (You will never defeat Bok Choy!)
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To: MrB

It was a classic.


244 posted on 11/04/2011 10:33:36 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (The prudent see danger and take refuge, but the simple keep going and pay the penalty. - Prov 22:3)
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To: ken5050; Lazmataz

“FREE LAZ”! oh a different subject, nebbermind.


245 posted on 11/04/2011 10:35:52 AM PDT by tiredoflaundry (I will not be silenced. Winners do not compromise!)
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To: Hoosier Catholic Momma

LOL!


246 posted on 11/04/2011 10:37:04 AM PDT by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: ken5050
"...But IIRC, he did draw the line at Ruth Bader Ginsburg..."

But only because there would have had to be water involved to reconstitute her. Otherwise...

247 posted on 11/04/2011 10:38:15 AM PDT by rlmorel (The Rats won't be satisfied until every industry in the USA is in ruins and ripe for nationalization)
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To: ken5050; waterhill; ixtl
LOL Ken. Sure to be a great thread.

(((ping))) for later......

248 posted on 11/04/2011 10:38:44 AM PDT by Envisioning ( Call me a racist................, one more time......................)
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To: OB1kNOb

249 posted on 11/04/2011 10:39:00 AM PDT by Marie (Cain 9s Have Teeth)
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To: Marie

250 posted on 11/04/2011 10:43:53 AM PDT by SnuffaBolshevik ("The trouble with internet quotations is that you don't know if they are true"-Abraham Lincoln.)
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