Skip to comments.Allred Says Cain Hiring a Lawyer Proves He’s Guilty [SATIRE]
Posted on 11/12/2011 10:08:45 AM PST by John Semmens
Gloria Allred, the lawyer retained by Cain accuser Sharon Bialek, slammed presidential candidate Herman Cain for retaining attorney Lin Wood to help him defend against the sexual harassment accusations that have been launched against him. Wood is considered a top notch expert in defamation of character cases and gained great notoriety for his efforts in clearing the name of Richard Jewel, the man who was falsely accused of bombing the Atlanta Olympics in 1996.
If hes innocent why does he need a lawyer? Allred demanded to know. Truth is the defense of the innocent. Only the guilty need an attorney to make their case. I think people will find this latest twist highly suspicious.
To delve into this suspicious behavior, Allred suggested that Congress subpoena Cain to testify before a House or Senate Committee. Not only is the nation at risk of putting a sexual predator into the office of president, but it has become clear that substantial reforms need to be enacted, Allred insisted.
Among Allreds proffered reforms would be provisions aimed at protecting women from having to expose themselves to potential retaliation for leveling harassment accusations. A woman should be allowed to remain anonymous throughout the whole process, Allred argued. Being identified as an accuser can wreck a womans future employment opportunities. Any needed communications can go through her lawyer.
A further measure to reduce potential retaliation would be to require the accused to step down until he can prove that no woman has ever felt intimidated by his actions in the workplace, Allred said. Or he could post a substantial bond that would be forfeited if any additional accusations were made prior to the full settlement of ones that have already been levied.
In related news, NBC talking head David Gregory rued the lack of a Grand Wizard in the Republican Party who could order Cain to step down. Democrats dont have this kind of shortcoming, Gregory maintained. I mean, after Ted Kennedy killed that girl he was forced to put his presidential ambitions on hold for 10 years. That was real leadership, not the anarchy were seeing from the Republicans in this current flap.
He would be her boss? You really need to read the Constitution and have someone who understands English go through it with you. The President is the head of the Executive Branch, see if you can figure it out from there.
Using her own logic, every client who hires her as his/her defense attorney is guilty...no?
At least he didn't call her
PELOSI GALORE like I have for years.
Seeing you posting history, it does not surprise me that you will not hesitate to smear one more conservative, along with the liberal gutter trawling bottom feeding smear merchants.
Cain hired a lawyer that specializes in “defamation of character cases.” Mr. Cain is getting ready to sue some bottom feeding scum.
I think I could write better, sharper, satire.
But it is about right.
Only question now is how well Alred has her assets protected.
Oh, hold on for a tick, it's you.
Still, isn't this pretty much what this reprehensible maggot said?
That is so funny.
No fair using a clown like Allred for satire. It’s like shooting fish in a barrel.
Next, you’ll be using Joe Biden for satire.
You can bet her client has been covered by some very slick legal moves and is also well protected.
This may have gone quiet the last few days, but it is far from over. I say so because Gloria Alred is in it for a reason.
Perhaps to rein in YOUR lying mouth Gloria? HMMM sounds like she may be a bit scared of defamation?
Gloria Allred’s parents must have been brother and sister, no way could a human being be THIS dumb
Gloria Allred confessed that she likes being groped during airport pat downs.....she said something like: “she enjoyed being groped”!!
Not only is the nation at risk of putting a sexual predator into the office of president,”
She had no problem with Bill Clinton, a rapist and sex pervert serve two terms in the White House
I agree; he had it all wrong. He should have called her your most high and exalted royal majesty queen Pelousy. OFF WITH HER HEAD.
And no, I didn’t misspell her name, she reminds me of a parasitic body louse.
Small wonder she opts for settlements rather than arguing her case in a professional court.
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