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Satirical Polls Asks: If Obama’s Policies Were Dog Poop, What Kind Would They Be?
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 11/15/11 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/15/2011 6:34:50 AM PST by writer33

Having stepped in it for three years, what kind of poop would Obama's policies be?

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; writer33
If Obama's Policies Were Dog Poop, What Kind Of Dog Poop Would They Be?
1 posted on 11/15/2011 6:34:51 AM PST by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZ .44 MAG; Blood of Tyrants; Clint N. Suhks; Cyber Liberty; ...

Ping!


2 posted on 11/15/2011 6:35:08 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
If Obama's Policies Were Dog Poop, What Kind Of Dog Poop Would They Be?

A St. Bernard with dysentery. Big, messy and possibly fatal if left untreated in November 2012.

3 posted on 11/15/2011 6:39:24 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Herman Cain: possibly the escapee most dangerous to the Democrats since Frederick Douglass.)
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To: writer33

Mastiff with a gladular condition and an eating disorder


4 posted on 11/15/2011 6:40:21 AM PST by albie
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5 posted on 11/15/2011 6:40:27 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS! This means liberals AND libertarians (same thing) NO LIBS!)
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To: writer33

6-coil steamer, hot, wet and stinky; smells of Arugula.


6 posted on 11/15/2011 6:42:51 AM PST by steve8714 (Where there were two, now there's only me. When will I laugh again?)
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To: writer33

Irish Wolfhound. Big poop, big dog.


7 posted on 11/15/2011 6:45:22 AM PST by RichInOC (Sarah Palin is at war with the left. Most Freepers are just playing the video game.)
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To: writer33
Dried-up 100 year old relics that somehow manage to keep their stink.
8 posted on 11/15/2011 6:45:43 AM PST by al44
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To: KarlInOhio

LOL!


9 posted on 11/15/2011 6:45:51 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

What does the author mean “IF?”


10 posted on 11/15/2011 6:48:56 AM PST by N. Theknow (Idi Obama = Just your everyday, ordinary, 3rd World Dictator)
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To: writer33
The kind that comes out of this:


11 posted on 11/15/2011 6:50:34 AM PST by liberalh8ter
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To: KarlInOhio

Runny, sticky, and toxic filling every nook and cranny and difficult to remove.


12 posted on 11/15/2011 6:51:00 AM PST by ImJustAnotherOkie (zerogottago)
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To: writer33

Probably that old kind where it turns caucasian.


13 posted on 11/15/2011 6:53:07 AM PST by InvisibleChurch ( go in peace , serve the Lord)
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To: writer33

The fake kind that you buy at the joke shop!


14 posted on 11/15/2011 6:54:36 AM PST by Jack Hydrazine (It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine!)
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To: writer33

It would be about the same shade of brown as Obama, flies would be attracted to it, and astonishingly ... it would have big ears.


15 posted on 11/15/2011 6:58:55 AM PST by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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To: writer33

HEY YOU! Yeah YOU, Coward-in-Chief Obama!

Here is YOUR daily reality check:

1.) We know that you use the phrase “The American people” as code for what “I, Dictator Obama” want.

2.) We know that any “jobs” bill that a lame duck President, such as yourself, proposes is just a gimmick to get yourself re-elected and charge it to our grandchildren.

3.) We are grateful for ANY blockage of increased debt-generation spending by ANYBODY in ANY political party.

4.) We know that YOU have PROVEN that the US Federal Government CANNOT “stimulate,” “jump-start,” or “get the economy back on track” by spending our money.

5.) We know that ANY “job” created by the US Federal Government is doomed to end quickly, as ALL Government spending is funded by debt piled higher on the over-burdended taxpayers who are TAXED ENOUGH ALREADY!


16 posted on 11/15/2011 7:01:58 AM PST by Graewoulf ( obama"care" violates the 1890 Sherman Anti-Trust Law, AND is illegal by the U.S. Constitution.)
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To: albie

LOL!


17 posted on 11/15/2011 7:09:32 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Perfect.


18 posted on 11/15/2011 7:09:54 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: steve8714

LOL!


19 posted on 11/15/2011 7:10:52 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: RichInOC

Good one.


20 posted on 11/15/2011 7:11:23 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: al44

LOL!


21 posted on 11/15/2011 7:11:39 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: N. Theknow
What does the author mean “IF?”

LOL! No, kidding.

22 posted on 11/15/2011 7:12:21 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: liberalh8ter

LOL!


23 posted on 11/15/2011 7:12:41 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: InvisibleChurch
Probably that old kind where it turns caucasian.

Ouch. LOL!

24 posted on 11/15/2011 7:13:27 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: steve8714

With a delicate “Dairy Queen” reverse twist at the apex...


25 posted on 11/15/2011 7:18:08 AM PST by Paisan
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To: writer33

Clydesdale!!!


26 posted on 11/15/2011 7:29:06 AM PST by ontap
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To: Graewoulf

So are you just going to every thread and hitting the paste button?


27 posted on 11/15/2011 7:31:21 AM PST by ontap
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To: writer33

They are the kind that are inside a flaming paper bag on your porch, because you have an immediate desire to stamp them out.


28 posted on 11/15/2011 7:31:52 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: ontap

LOL!


29 posted on 11/15/2011 7:37:17 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Disambiguator

LOL!


30 posted on 11/15/2011 7:37:44 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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31 posted on 11/15/2011 7:45:17 AM PST by Clint N. Suhks (You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich: Abraham Lincoln)
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By way of answering this— when I was younger—and believed everything any adult said as true— we bought a little dog in Mexico .my mom asked the guy seeling the dog what kind of dog it was. He said it was a cross between a chiwawa and an elephant— It would be a little dog as a puppy but would grow to be an elephant. The dog did grow up and had very long legs for a chiwawa but otherwise looked like a chiwawa. Now responding to the poll question— Obama’s policies would for the most part the dung would be like that of an elephant.Most of the pinko commie fags policy are big piles of dung.


32 posted on 11/15/2011 7:51:50 AM PST by StonyBurk (ring)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Perfect.


33 posted on 11/15/2011 8:10:42 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
Besides the obvious aspects, I think you should consult a scatologist for the finer points.
Oh, and congratulations on a perfectly crappy thread.
34 posted on 11/15/2011 8:14:06 AM PST by 50cal Smokepole (Effective gun control involves effective recoil management.)
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To: 50cal Smokepole

It’s a you know what kind of a job, but somebody had to do it. LOL!


35 posted on 11/15/2011 8:37:41 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: StonyBurk

Perfect.


36 posted on 11/15/2011 8:38:11 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

We need to put the pooper scooper to good use in Nov 2012.


37 posted on 11/15/2011 9:50:15 AM PST by stbdside
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Indeed we do.


38 posted on 11/15/2011 9:51:28 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

LOL!!


39 posted on 11/16/2011 7:31:48 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (God, family, country, mom, apple pie, the girl next door and a Ford F250 to pull my boat.)
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To: stephenjohnbanker

:-)


40 posted on 11/16/2011 8:09:02 AM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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