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Satirical Poll Asks: What Should Santa Leave In The Stockings Of Obama Voters For Christmas?
The Right Elective Decisions ^ | 12/14/2011 | Chris Davis

Posted on 12/13/2011 5:47:23 PM PST by writer33

Santa’s got to make his deliveries, and he wants to know what he should leave in the stockins of Obama voters for Christmas this year. Even though Obama has practically destroyed the U.S. economy, Santa’s benevolence knows no end. The elves have been no help in answering this troubling question. So, Santa is asking American conservatives, knowing they will have the solution to the troubling problem.

(Excerpt) Read more at therightelectivedecisions.wordpress.com ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: chrisdavis; writer33
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1 posted on 12/13/2011 5:47:29 PM PST by writer33
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To: 50cal Smokepole; Allegra; AZ .44 MAG; b4its2late; Blood of Tyrants; bluerose; Clint N. Suhks; ...

What do you say ping list?

http://therightelectivedecisions.wordpress.com/


2 posted on 12/13/2011 5:48:21 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

The old standby for the envirowackos! COAL!!! Exploding heads on Christmas morning. Don’t get no better than that. LOL!


3 posted on 12/13/2011 5:49:07 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Stop BIG Government Greed Now!!!!)
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To: FlingWingFlyer

LOL!


4 posted on 12/13/2011 5:50:06 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

My first response I will skip. My second is a razor blade.


5 posted on 12/13/2011 5:50:22 PM PST by One Name
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To: writer33

Easy-to-tear coupons for the dhimmi tax.


6 posted on 12/13/2011 5:50:44 PM PST by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: writer33

7 posted on 12/13/2011 5:51:39 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You can't invade the US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.~Admiral Yamamoto)
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To: writer33

A change of party affiliation card. :-)


8 posted on 12/13/2011 5:51:58 PM PST by lahargis (Rick Perry is our energy candidate! Perry 2012!)
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To: writer33

wooden nickels


9 posted on 12/13/2011 5:52:01 PM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: writer33

Monopoly money


10 posted on 12/13/2011 5:52:01 PM PST by Winstons Julia (Hello OWS? We don't need a revolution like China's; China needs a revolution like OURS.)
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To: writer33

How about a freakin’ clue?


11 posted on 12/13/2011 5:53:34 PM PST by Lysandru
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To: lahargis

:-)


12 posted on 12/13/2011 5:53:54 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

An Olde English donkey tourde.


13 posted on 12/13/2011 5:54:11 PM PST by noprogs (Borders, Language, Culture....all should be preserved)
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To: writer33

Ooh! Ooh! “Reindeer crap!” I knew it would be there before I clicked the poll! And there was a sack of something too....


14 posted on 12/13/2011 5:54:15 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (To Obama, bipartisanship is giving the opposition the opportunity to do as they are told. (WGensert))
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

LOL! Thanks for the graphic, 2ndDivision.


15 posted on 12/13/2011 5:55:20 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

One: A new prayer rug....his current one is pretty worn out from high use. Two: A prepaid limo ride for he and his old buddy, Larry Sinclair. (They have to spring for their own blow tho).


16 posted on 12/13/2011 5:55:48 PM PST by bobby.223
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To: Lysandru
How about a freakin’ clue?

No, kidding.

17 posted on 12/13/2011 5:57:29 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Winstons Julia

LOL! Monopoly money.


18 posted on 12/13/2011 5:57:49 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: GeronL

LOL! Wooden nickels.


19 posted on 12/13/2011 5:58:20 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33
What Should Santa Leave In The Stockings Of Obama Voters For Christmas?

A calendar for 2012 showing Tuesday November the 7th.

5.56mm

20 posted on 12/13/2011 5:58:37 PM PST by M Kehoe
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To: writer33

NRA membership and a bottle of Rush’s Two if by Tea?? LOL


21 posted on 12/13/2011 5:58:37 PM PST by jakerobins
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To: writer33

What do you mean? I thought Obama WAS Santa Claus.


22 posted on 12/13/2011 5:58:54 PM PST by jtal (Runnin' a World in Need with White Folks' Greed - since 1492)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I thought you might like that. :-)


23 posted on 12/13/2011 5:59:05 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: noprogs

LOL! An Olde English donkey tourde.


24 posted on 12/13/2011 5:59:28 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

tobacco juice, no spittoon.


25 posted on 12/13/2011 5:59:48 PM PST by no-to-illegals (Please God, Protect and Bless Our Men and Women in Uniform with Victory. Amen.)
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To: bobby.223

I’m sure they’ll not have a problem scoring their own blow. LOL!


26 posted on 12/13/2011 5:59:56 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

6 coil steamer...


27 posted on 12/13/2011 6:00:33 PM PST by steve8714 (A-B-O-E-R-&G)
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To: M Kehoe

Good one, M Kehoe. LOL!


28 posted on 12/13/2011 6:00:57 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: no-to-illegals

Toe jam


29 posted on 12/13/2011 6:00:57 PM PST by Judith Anne (For rhe sake of His sorrowful passion, have mercy on us, and on the whole world.)
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To: writer33

30 posted on 12/13/2011 6:01:03 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: jakerobins

LOL!


31 posted on 12/13/2011 6:01:20 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Yes, but we’ll be “asked” to give them a rolled up Benjie to snort the blow.


32 posted on 12/13/2011 6:01:31 PM PST by Cyber Liberty (To Obama, bipartisanship is giving the opposition the opportunity to do as they are told. (WGensert))
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To: jtal
I thought Obama WAS Santa Claus.

LOL!

33 posted on 12/13/2011 6:02:16 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: no-to-illegals

Oooh, LOL!


34 posted on 12/13/2011 6:02:53 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Revolting cat!

Those are going for $10 to $15 bucks each in the coin shops.


35 posted on 12/13/2011 6:03:00 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: steve8714

LOL!


36 posted on 12/13/2011 6:03:10 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Judith Anne

LOL!


37 posted on 12/13/2011 6:03:43 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Revolting cat!

LOL! Thanks for posting the graphic, Revolting cat!


38 posted on 12/13/2011 6:04:32 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Cyber Liberty

LOL!


39 posted on 12/13/2011 6:05:02 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: Revolting cat!
Oops, I was wrong. It's the 100 trillion dollar note that is selling for that.


40 posted on 12/13/2011 6:05:02 PM PST by Rebelbase
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To: writer33

41 posted on 12/13/2011 6:05:15 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Rebelbase

LOL! Just what Obama needs. Thanks for posting, Rebelbase.


42 posted on 12/13/2011 6:05:55 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Solyndra stock


43 posted on 12/13/2011 6:06:24 PM PST by syriacus (Romney looks good in his Hallowe'en costume - dressed like a Conservative. TRICK OR TREAT?)
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To: Rebelbase

Yeah, that’s what I thought. Now, that’s more reasonable!


44 posted on 12/13/2011 6:06:29 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Let us prey!)
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To: Revolting cat!

LOL! Perfect.


45 posted on 12/13/2011 6:06:29 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

Peas.


46 posted on 12/13/2011 6:06:42 PM PST by DejaJude
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To: syriacus

Good one, syriacus. Classic. LOL!


47 posted on 12/13/2011 6:07:49 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: DejaJude

LOL! Peas.


48 posted on 12/13/2011 6:08:34 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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To: writer33

A stuffed uniform. You pull its cord, it bellows I-OWE-UUUUU and craps a skittle. (Skittles not included.)


49 posted on 12/13/2011 6:09:51 PM PST by matt1234 (Bring back the HUAC.)
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To: BenKenobi; Fred; Trueblackman

Thought you might enjoy this ping!


50 posted on 12/13/2011 6:10:29 PM PST by writer33 (Mark Levin Is The Constitutional Engine Of Conservatism)
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