Tattoo Location Viability Chart

Reaganite Republican ^ | March 12, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

h/t OccupyBacon

[BwanaNdege]

Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong, but the rest seem about right.

(no tattoos here)

[Ezekiel]

I saw a gal with oversized black ant tattoos crawling up her calves. How to explain those?!

[the invisib1e hand]

Wow! For free we get what millions in grants to social scientists can’t figure out.

[outofsalt]

My favorites are the, “spiritual” Asian characters that translate to something like, “Lobster with bamboo”

[OldEagle]

Or my favorite, “I got this person for $400, see what you can do”.

[laweeks]

I used to date a girl with a tattoo on her thigh that said, “KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF.” But it was in Braille.

[stuartcr]

Do most people even know how to read those characters?

[Tax-chick]

Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong

I agree. Gunner Anoreth has a tasteful P.J. O'Rourke fan tattoo on her forearm, as well as an artistic Viking ship on the opposite bicep.

(Girls who start FReeping at age 12 do this sort of thing, apparently - join the military, get tattoos, etc.)

[absolootezer0]

Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong, but the rest seem about right.

i've got one on my forearm (and alot of other places) and i pay taxes.

[Ace the Biker]

I have full coverage Tats on both arms and upper torso and I paid as much a $37,000 in taxes a year before I retired. I prolly pay more a year since retirement than most.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

It has been a while but...

[wizr]

Looks like a fun spot. Got room for a CA born Okie raised in SoCal before the freeways?”

[allmendream]

I remember a woman who was showing off her new tattoo.

She said it was a unique expression of her individuality.

It was a rose tat on her ankle.

I told her she picked the most popular tattoo for a woman in the most popular location for a tattoo - and while she may be very pleased with it - and it was a nice looking rose - it was hardly a unique expression of her individuality.

[Tax-chick]

Put Anoreth on your list, please! (She’s even in New Jersey now, *shudder*.)

[jetson]

I guess the proper description for the tattooed losers is MIND NUMB ROBOTS.

[Scythian]

It’s as true as it is funny, nice chart !

[nascarnation]

Thank God for tats.

Think how high unemployment would be if all the tat shops had to close down, LOL.

[Cyber Liberty]

I like your new screen name, Laz. When did you get it?

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Certainly!!

[laweeks]

I like your new screen name, Laz. When did you get it?

"Laz?" LAWEEKS is a combination of my first and last name. So, I'm not sure who Laz is!

[freedomlover]

looks like the chart is right on this one

[freedomlover]

[Dead Corpse]

I have ink in one of those "red zones". I make six figures annual.

No, I'm not a musician. I'm a Net Admin...

[Anoreth]

Sure but I am still finishing my Celtic designated area in NC. The shops in cape may are less than what one would hope.
I miss having my artist in Bellingham.

[Tax-chick]

Please don’t tell your grandmother about this!

[Hatteras]

Back in the day, I met a very cute young recently divorced girl who, upon further inspection, had a tattoo just above her groinal region that read “If the stink don’t kill you, my husband will!”

Now I like a gal with a sense of humor but... SEE YA!

[Tax-chick]

On your skull, DC ... really?

[Reaganite Republican]

Duly reported!

[Reaganite Republican]

‘I have full coverage Tats on both arms and upper torso and I paid as much a $37,000 in taxes a year before I retired. I prolly pay more a year since retirement than most’

Yeah, Ace... so does my brother, I hear you

I just thought it was funny

[AD from SpringBay]

I always thought a good business to get into would be tatoo removal. Somebody out there has to regrets their ‘true love’s’ name on their buttocks or other nether regions.

[allmendream]

Formerly "Winona Forever". Now "Wino Forever". ;)

[Dead Corpse]

I have a face tattooed on my skull. Had them draw it to look exactly like me.

5 tats. Both upper arms, both forearms.

Still want a 6th on my upper back. 1 for each year I was in the Marines.

[Cyber Liberty]

Lazamataz is a well known wise-guy (and FRiend of mine) who is known for saying funny things like your post #7.

It’s a high compliment in some circles...

[Cyber Liberty]

I have ink in one of those "red zones". I make six figures annual.

It's OK if it says "Death before Syntax Errors."

[Tax-chick]

Does it look like you with a beard?

[Oatka]

I was 17 when I enlisted in the 1950s Navy and a few months later told my dad that I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Thankfully, he said he’d pound me into jelly if I did so. I quit thinking about it.

Later on I ran into a shipmate who had dotted lines around his neck with the words “Cut here”. I stayed away from him.

[Dead Corpse]

I knew a Net Security guy in Texas that had the MS Windows icon tattooed in the back of his calf. Weird since he’s a BSD freak...

[Dead Corpse]

No. That’s ok though because my beard covers that part of it anyway...

[Locomotive Breath]

I’m an electrical engineer w/o a tattoo and make lots more than six figs. We are always grateful for the net admins and other computer types because we need someone on whose social skills we can look down. (i kid, I kid).

[ctdonath2]

You must peruse http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/

[Lazamataz]

So, I'm not sure who Laz is!

Oh my.

I will have to stop with all this 'sleep' nonsense, and stay up posting 24/7.

I mean, if people don't know me yet, I gotta post.

[Hatteras]

"Somebody out there has to regrets their ‘true love’s’ name on their buttocks or other nether regions."

A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling...

[Dead Corpse]

Weller 40W's with lead-free solder, 20 paces at Dawn. Choose your Seconds...

;-)

[Ransomed]

I was at an outdoor concert and this cat was walking around with his shirt off, had a huge tattoo on his back, covered the whole thing. You guessed it, a giant vagina. Which I suppose is the right way to go if a dude is set on a giant genitalia tat.

Freegards

[Cyber Liberty]

The work of a lech is never done, sonny.

[houeto]

So, I'm not sure who Laz is!

Oy vey!

If you wanna see something funny just google Lazamataz and click on images. There's too many to count.

[WayneS]

Or, “Kung Pao Chicken Four Dollar You Want Fried Rice with That?”

[WayneS]

I like the description of the ‘orange zone’, but it should probably read: “It was only when I sobered up that I realized... etc.”

[Pearls Before Swine]

My favorites are the, “spiritual” Asian characters that translate to something like, “Lobster with bamboo”

My very Caucasian son learned Chinese and he loves the sport of decoding tattoos. "Why do you have 'soup' tattooed there?"