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Tattoo Location Viability Chart
Reaganite Republican ^ | March 12, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 03/12/2012 5:04:35 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican


h/t OccupyBacon


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: funny; humor; tattoo; tattoos
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To: Cyber Liberty
I like your new screen name, Laz. When did you get it?

"Laz?" LAWEEKS is a combination of my first and last name. So, I'm not sure who Laz is!

21 posted on 03/12/2012 8:14:08 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: Reaganite Republican

looks like the chart is right on this one

22 posted on 03/12/2012 8:16:00 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Reaganite Republican

23 posted on 03/12/2012 8:20:53 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Reaganite Republican
I have ink in one of those "red zones". I make six figures annual.

No, I'm not a musician. I'm a Net Admin...

24 posted on 03/12/2012 8:23:18 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Tax-chick

Sure but I am still finishing my Celtic designated area in NC. The shops in cape may are less than what one would hope.
I miss having my artist in Bellingham.


25 posted on 03/12/2012 8:50:08 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not stupid, it's advanced!)
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To: Anoreth

Please don’t tell your grandmother about this!


26 posted on 03/12/2012 8:53:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: allmendream

Back in the day, I met a very cute young recently divorced girl who, upon further inspection, had a tattoo just above her groinal region that read “If the stink don’t kill you, my husband will!”

Now I like a gal with a sense of humor but... SEE YA!


27 posted on 03/12/2012 8:53:25 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Dead Corpse

On your skull, DC ... really?


28 posted on 03/12/2012 8:54:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Duly reported!


29 posted on 03/12/2012 8:57:46 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Ace the Biker

‘I have full coverage Tats on both arms and upper torso and I paid as much a $37,000 in taxes a year before I retired. I prolly pay more a year since retirement than most’

Yeah, Ace... so does my brother, I hear you

I just thought it was funny


30 posted on 03/12/2012 9:00:09 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

I always thought a good business to get into would be tatoo removal. Somebody out there has to regrets their ‘true love’s’ name on their buttocks or other nether regions.


31 posted on 03/12/2012 9:04:19 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: AD from SpringBay
Formerly "Winona Forever". Now "Wino Forever". ;)
32 posted on 03/12/2012 9:15:55 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to DC to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: Tax-chick
I have a face tattooed on my skull. Had them draw it to look exactly like me.

5 tats. Both upper arms, both forearms.

Still want a 6th on my upper back. 1 for each year I was in the Marines.

33 posted on 03/12/2012 9:32:28 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: laweeks; Lazamataz

Lazamataz is a well known wise-guy (and FRiend of mine) who is known for saying funny things like your post #7.

It’s a high compliment in some circles...


34 posted on 03/12/2012 9:41:15 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: Dead Corpse
I have ink in one of those "red zones". I make six figures annual.

It's OK if it says "Death before Syntax Errors."

35 posted on 03/12/2012 9:45:09 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: Dead Corpse

Does it look like you with a beard?


36 posted on 03/12/2012 9:50:43 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

I was 17 when I enlisted in the 1950s Navy and a few months later told my dad that I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Thankfully, he said he’d pound me into jelly if I did so. I quit thinking about it.

Later on I ran into a shipmate who had dotted lines around his neck with the words “Cut here”. I stayed away from him.


37 posted on 03/12/2012 10:02:47 AM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I knew a Net Security guy in Texas that had the MS Windows icon tattooed in the back of his calf. Weird since he’s a BSD freak...


38 posted on 03/12/2012 10:05:06 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Tax-chick

No. That’s ok though because my beard covers that part of it anyway...


39 posted on 03/12/2012 10:05:54 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Dead Corpse

I’m an electrical engineer w/o a tattoo and make lots more than six figs. We are always grateful for the net admins and other computer types because we need someone on whose social skills we can look down. (i kid, I kid).


40 posted on 03/12/2012 10:06:56 AM PDT by Locomotive Breath
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