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Tattoo Location Viability Chart
Reaganite Republican ^ | March 12, 2012 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 03/12/2012 5:04:35 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican


h/t OccupyBacon


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: funny; humor; tattoo; tattoos
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1 posted on 03/12/2012 5:04:47 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong, but the rest seem about right.

(no tattoos here)


2 posted on 03/12/2012 5:13:23 AM PDT by BwanaNdege (Man has often lost his way, but modern man has lost his address - Gilbert K. Chesterton)
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To: Reaganite Republican

I saw a gal with oversized black ant tattoos crawling up her calves. How to explain those?!


3 posted on 03/12/2012 5:15:19 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Wow! For free we get what millions in grants to social scientists can’t figure out.


4 posted on 03/12/2012 5:27:55 AM PDT by the invisib1e hand (There is life after FR.)
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To: Reaganite Republican
My favorites are the, “spiritual” Asian characters that translate to something like, “Lobster with bamboo”
5 posted on 03/12/2012 5:32:38 AM PDT by outofsalt ("If History teaches us anything it's that history rarely teaches us anything")
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To: outofsalt

Or my favorite, “I got this person for $400, see what you can do”.


6 posted on 03/12/2012 6:00:05 AM PDT by OldEagle
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To: Reaganite Republican

I used to date a girl with a tattoo on her thigh that said, “KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF.” But it was in Braille.


7 posted on 03/12/2012 6:17:08 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: outofsalt

Do most people even know how to read those characters?


8 posted on 03/12/2012 6:26:46 AM PDT by stuartcr ("In this election year of 12, how deep into their closets will we delve?")
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To: BwanaNdege; Reaganite Republican; Anoreth
Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong

I agree. Gunner Anoreth has a tasteful P.J. O'Rourke fan tattoo on her forearm, as well as an artistic Viking ship on the opposite bicep.

(Girls who start FReeping at age 12 do this sort of thing, apparently - join the military, get tattoos, etc.)

9 posted on 03/12/2012 6:28:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: BwanaNdege
Wrist to Elbow designation is probably wrong, but the rest seem about right.

i've got one on my forearm (and alot of other places) and i pay taxes.
10 posted on 03/12/2012 6:47:21 AM PDT by absolootezer0 (2x divorced tattooed pierced harley hatin meghan mccain luvin' REAL beer drinkin' smoker ..what?)
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To: Reaganite Republican

I have full coverage Tats on both arms and upper torso and I paid as much a $37,000 in taxes a year before I retired. I prolly pay more a year since retirement than most.


11 posted on 03/12/2012 6:50:35 AM PDT by Ace the Biker (I wasn't born in Texas but I got here as fast as I could.)
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To: Ace the Biker; Andonius_99; envisio; rintense; WayneS; Enosh; tearlenb; Long Island Pete; ...
It has been a while but...

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12 posted on 03/12/2012 7:21:46 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Looks like a fun spot. Got room for a CA born Okie raised in SoCal before the freeways?”


13 posted on 03/12/2012 7:42:50 AM PDT by wizr (Keep the Faith, no matter what. "Worry is practical atheism." - Robert Mounce)
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To: Reaganite Republican

I remember a woman who was showing off her new tattoo.

She said it was a unique expression of her individuality.

It was a rose tat on her ankle.

I told her she picked the most popular tattoo for a woman in the most popular location for a tattoo - and while she may be very pleased with it - and it was a nice looking rose - it was hardly a unique expression of her individuality.


14 posted on 03/12/2012 7:51:19 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to DC to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

Put Anoreth on your list, please! (She’s even in New Jersey now, *shudder*.)


15 posted on 03/12/2012 7:54:34 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: Reaganite Republican
I guess the proper description for the tattooed losers is MIND NUMB ROBOTS.
16 posted on 03/12/2012 7:55:56 AM PDT by jetson
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To: Reaganite Republican

It’s as true as it is funny, nice chart !


17 posted on 03/12/2012 7:57:17 AM PDT by Scythian
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To: Reaganite Republican

Thank God for tats.

Think how high unemployment would be if all the tat shops had to close down, LOL.


18 posted on 03/12/2012 8:00:53 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: laweeks

I like your new screen name, Laz. When did you get it?


19 posted on 03/12/2012 8:01:28 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: wizr

Certainly!!


20 posted on 03/12/2012 8:09:13 AM PDT by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.)
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To: Cyber Liberty
I like your new screen name, Laz. When did you get it?

"Laz?" LAWEEKS is a combination of my first and last name. So, I'm not sure who Laz is!

21 posted on 03/12/2012 8:14:08 AM PDT by laweeks
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To: Reaganite Republican

looks like the chart is right on this one

22 posted on 03/12/2012 8:16:00 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Reaganite Republican

23 posted on 03/12/2012 8:20:53 AM PDT by freedomlover (Make sure you're in love - before you move in the heavy stuff)
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To: Reaganite Republican
I have ink in one of those "red zones". I make six figures annual.

No, I'm not a musician. I'm a Net Admin...

24 posted on 03/12/2012 8:23:18 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Tax-chick

Sure but I am still finishing my Celtic designated area in NC. The shops in cape may are less than what one would hope.
I miss having my artist in Bellingham.


25 posted on 03/12/2012 8:50:08 AM PDT by Anoreth (It's not stupid, it's advanced!)
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To: Anoreth

Please don’t tell your grandmother about this!


26 posted on 03/12/2012 8:53:13 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: allmendream

Back in the day, I met a very cute young recently divorced girl who, upon further inspection, had a tattoo just above her groinal region that read “If the stink don’t kill you, my husband will!”

Now I like a gal with a sense of humor but... SEE YA!


27 posted on 03/12/2012 8:53:25 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Dead Corpse

On your skull, DC ... really?


28 posted on 03/12/2012 8:54:16 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Duly reported!


29 posted on 03/12/2012 8:57:46 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Ace the Biker

‘I have full coverage Tats on both arms and upper torso and I paid as much a $37,000 in taxes a year before I retired. I prolly pay more a year since retirement than most’

Yeah, Ace... so does my brother, I hear you

I just thought it was funny


30 posted on 03/12/2012 9:00:09 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

I always thought a good business to get into would be tatoo removal. Somebody out there has to regrets their ‘true love’s’ name on their buttocks or other nether regions.


31 posted on 03/12/2012 9:04:19 AM PDT by AD from SpringBay (We deserve the government we allow.)
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To: AD from SpringBay
Formerly "Winona Forever". Now "Wino Forever". ;)
32 posted on 03/12/2012 9:15:55 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to DC to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)
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To: Tax-chick
I have a face tattooed on my skull. Had them draw it to look exactly like me.

5 tats. Both upper arms, both forearms.

Still want a 6th on my upper back. 1 for each year I was in the Marines.

33 posted on 03/12/2012 9:32:28 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: laweeks; Lazamataz

Lazamataz is a well known wise-guy (and FRiend of mine) who is known for saying funny things like your post #7.

It’s a high compliment in some circles...


34 posted on 03/12/2012 9:41:15 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: Dead Corpse
I have ink in one of those "red zones". I make six figures annual.

It's OK if it says "Death before Syntax Errors."

35 posted on 03/12/2012 9:45:09 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: Dead Corpse

Does it look like you with a beard?


36 posted on 03/12/2012 9:50:43 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Maybe it IS about contraception. Read "Planned Parenthood v. Casey" decision, 1992.)
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To: Reaganite Republican

I was 17 when I enlisted in the 1950s Navy and a few months later told my dad that I was thinking about getting a tattoo. Thankfully, he said he’d pound me into jelly if I did so. I quit thinking about it.

Later on I ran into a shipmate who had dotted lines around his neck with the words “Cut here”. I stayed away from him.


37 posted on 03/12/2012 10:02:47 AM PDT by Oatka (This is America. Assimilate or evaporate.)
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To: Cyber Liberty

I knew a Net Security guy in Texas that had the MS Windows icon tattooed in the back of his calf. Weird since he’s a BSD freak...


38 posted on 03/12/2012 10:05:06 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Tax-chick

No. That’s ok though because my beard covers that part of it anyway...


39 posted on 03/12/2012 10:05:54 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Dead Corpse

I’m an electrical engineer w/o a tattoo and make lots more than six figs. We are always grateful for the net admins and other computer types because we need someone on whose social skills we can look down. (i kid, I kid).


40 posted on 03/12/2012 10:06:56 AM PDT by Locomotive Breath
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To: outofsalt

You must peruse http://hanzismatter.blogspot.com/


41 posted on 03/12/2012 10:08:33 AM PDT by ctdonath2 ($1 meals: http://abuckaplate.blogspot.com/)
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To: laweeks; Cyber Liberty
So, I'm not sure who Laz is!

Oh my.

I will have to stop with all this 'sleep' nonsense, and stay up posting 24/7.

I mean, if people don't know me yet, I gotta post.

42 posted on 03/12/2012 10:20:14 AM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm a slut.)
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To: AD from SpringBay
"Somebody out there has to regrets their ‘true love’s’ name on their buttocks or other nether regions."

A permanent reminder of a temporary feeling...

43 posted on 03/12/2012 10:27:19 AM PDT by Hatteras
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To: Locomotive Breath
Weller 40W's with lead-free solder, 20 paces at Dawn. Choose your Seconds...

;-)

44 posted on 03/12/2012 10:38:08 AM PDT by Dead Corpse (Steampunk- Yesterday's Tomorrow, Today)
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To: Reaganite Republican

I was at an outdoor concert and this cat was walking around with his shirt off, had a huge tattoo on his back, covered the whole thing. You guessed it, a giant vagina. Which I suppose is the right way to go if a dude is set on a giant genitalia tat.

Freegards


45 posted on 03/12/2012 10:39:14 AM PDT by Ransomed
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To: Lazamataz

The work of a lech is never done, sonny.


46 posted on 03/12/2012 10:42:57 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty ("If the past sits in judgment on the present, the future will be lost." --Winston Churchill)
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To: laweeks; Lazamataz
So, I'm not sure who Laz is!

Oy vey!

If you wanna see something funny just google Lazamataz and click on images. There's too many to count.

47 posted on 03/12/2012 10:56:30 AM PDT by houeto (Mitt Romney - A Whiter Shade of FAIL)
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To: outofsalt

Or, “Kung Pao Chicken Four Dollar You Want Fried Rice with That?”


48 posted on 03/12/2012 11:23:45 AM PDT by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: Jersey Republican Biker Chick

I like the description of the ‘orange zone’, but it should probably read: “It was only when I sobered up that I realized... etc.”


49 posted on 03/12/2012 11:26:05 AM PDT by WayneS (Comments now include 25% more sarcasm for no additional charge...)
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To: outofsalt
My favorites are the, “spiritual” Asian characters that translate to something like, “Lobster with bamboo”

My very Caucasian son learned Chinese and he loves the sport of decoding tattoos. "Why do you have 'soup' tattooed there?"

50 posted on 03/12/2012 12:09:51 PM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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