Posted on 04/13/2012 4:25:21 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
Lifted from someone who comments at iOwnTheWorld. See that post here.
Cats are independent.
Dogs are dependent.
Cats bury their poop.
Dogs display it, on your rug, for all to see and smell.
A dog loves you because you feed him.
Cats don’t need your love.
If you are loved by a cat, you are a special individual.
If you don’t feed a dog, he will starve.
If you don’t feed a cat, he will survive.
This is all wrong...
Real Conservatives should appreciate the cat for what he is. An INDEPENDENT creature who takes care of himself.
Yeah, but that’s not as funny!
AMEN TO THAT! Cats are obviously the independent Republican Conservatives. It’s obvious to anyone with a brain.
The older I get, the more I like cats in comparison to dogs. I’ve known a few good dogs in my life, but I’d take the average cat over the average dog any day.
Remember that cats clean out rats and have helped farmers for centuries and centuries. I don’t think it is fair to any animal to compare it to the dems, unless you can think of one that is THAT foul and disgusting.
Democrats.
LOLs, close, but as bad as he looks the look in his eyes is nicer than a dem’s.
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