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DUmmie FUnnies 05-02-12 (The May Day When Everything Finally Changed!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 2, 2012 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 05/02/2012 4:28:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Did the world seem to be, well, a better place when you woke up this morning? Was the sun shining a little more brightly? Were the birds singing more sweetly? Is there a new sense of justice and fairness and equality in the air you breathe today? Yes?

Yes, I know there is. Why? Because yesterday was MAY DAY 2012, THE DAY WHEN EVERYTHING FINALLY CHANGED (v. 47.2). MAY DAY! MAY DAY! The day so highly anticipated, the premier event of the Prog Spring of 2012, is now history. Indeed, it MADE history, that is how significant it is. In the annals of annaldom, this will go down as something that happened.

People--THE People, the 99%--took to the streets and did nothing. To do nothing for one whole day--think of the impact! No work! No school! No chores! Not One D*mn Anything Day! GENERAL STRIKE! SHUT IT DOWN! Bring the f***ing capitalist pigs TO THEIR KNEES!

Thus did the DUmmies of DUmmieland express their solidarity with this movement of non-movement, viz., the Occupy May Day General Strike. Witness this THREAD, "Occupy movement prepares for nationwide general strike."

So let us now leave the 1% behind and go in search of the 99, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, occupies the space in the [brackets]:

Occupy movement prepares for nationwide general strike. . . .

[YES! OCCUPY! GENERAL STRIKE!]

Occupy Wall Street organizers plan hundreds of marches, strikes and teach-ins in 120 cities around the country on Tuesday for what they call a “general strike” for economic justice.

[Teach-ins, even! Think of the impact!]

May Day protesters from New York labor unions, immigrants groups and others are expected to march from Union Square to Wall Street on Tuesday for “A Day without the 99 Percent.”

["A Day without Trust Fund Ted Hall." It will DEVASTATE Wall Street!]

Officials in other cities, such as Seattle, have warned of the possibility of vandalism and violence.

[V for Vandalism and Violence. Be sure to don your Guy Fawkes masks and gas masks (which you need anyway when hanging out with the OWSies).]

Other big actions are planned for the West Coast, including a large march in the San Francisco Bay area. Organizers said a plan to shut down the Golden Gate Bridge has been scrapped.

[Pitt was too pooped to cross that bridge.]

If there's violence I'm washing my hands of them.

[Pitt is washing his head.]

Will someone please give me a job so i can stay home tomorrow?

[If a DUmmie stays in the basement, and there's no job around to stay home from, does it go on strike?]

M1GS (May 1st General Strike) is not just a day of not doing things. It's also a day of . . .

[. . . complaining about not having things to not do.]

Many of us here will be in the streets tomorrow. Occupying. Whose streets? OUR streets!

[OUR streets! Yes! Take to them! Occupy them! Say it loud, say it proud: WE'RE PIERCED! WE'RE COMMUNIST! WE'RE IN YOUR SPACE!]

I will participate and spread the word.

[MIC CHECK! WE ARE THE 99%! SPEAK TRUTH TO POWER!]

This the people's last best hope for real change.

[POWER TO THE PEOPLE, BABY! RIGHT ON!]

Be careful about putting all your eggs in one basket, there.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! AGENT PROVOCATEUR!!! You're trying to squelch the rising tide and dispirit the multitudes!]

see you in the streets!!!

[It will happen! The world is on tiptoes!]

In the STREETS, bro!!!

[Speak it!]

We're in.

[Just hours to go now!]

I've been encouraging workers to wear red . . .

[BOLSHEVIK Red. . .]

. . . in solidarity even if you can't participate.

[Even if you're not able to not do anything, you can still do something! Brilliant! It'll make an impact!]

How well publicised was this?

[Um, well . . . MAY DAY! MIC CHECK! SHUT IT DOWN! WE ARE THE 99%!]

I think I only first saw something about it on the main DU forums yesterday. If it had that low visibility on a site like DU that should be ideal for the message, I suspect the action won't get to the level that can be called a 'general strike'.

[Another agent provocateur, squelching and dispiriting! Shut her down!]

It has been posted here sporadically for about 2 months or more

[Two months of sporadic posts on DU. How can anyone NOT have heard of it??]

first I heard of this was this evening.

[Oopsie.]

It is going to fizzle...occupy is dead...and has been for quite a while.

[NO! NO! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! LA LA LA LA. . . .]

[Well, this thread is turning into a bummer. Let's try another THREAD. . .]

Prediction: The May 1st "general strike" is going to be an enormous flop.

[LA LA LA LA. . . .]

Yeah, yeah, I'm sure I'll get called a capitalist imperialist running dog lackey for this.

[F***ING capitalist imperialist running dog lackey!]

There's a good reason that you can count the number of general strikes in the US in the last century on one hand and still have fingers left over--it's a practically nonexistant phenomenon, and pretending that you can summon one out of thin air would be funny if it weren't so egomaniacal.

[DUmmie TheWraith, you can count the number of Kewpie Dolls about to be delivered to your door on one finger! Please continue . . .]

If they had bothered to study history, they would know that what they want to try has been tried, and failed, and tried again, and failed again, ad nauseum.

[Go to the Ad Nauseam Museum and you can see the exhibits.]

This will likely make one news cycle and then be written off as a failure.

[Sorry, DUmmie LadyHawkAZ, only Kewpie per DUFU.]

If it gets 5 minutes on the evening news, I'll be amazed.

[But if we give it 5 minutes on the DUFUs, you'll be amused!]

How about defining some specific objectives?

[Sheesh! What does THAT have to do with anything??]

How about organizing politically and running candidates for office? How about not protesting violently? How about defining an identity that goes beyond "We're against income inequality and political corruption"? OWS hasn't done any of those things and as a result, they've fallen off the radar screen and I doubt very many are paying attention.

[Another May Day Naysayer! Agent provocateur!]

If you can't specifically identify the objectives that will fix those problems, the demonstrations are a waste of time.

[So? It's OUR waste of time! On OUR streets! MIC CHECK! 99%! OCCUPY! SHUT IT DOWN! 99%! SHUT IT. . . .]

it is an opportunity to re-connect with other Occupiers and engage with new ones.

[Yes! Re-connect! Engage! Hook up! Meet some chicks! Cool! I'm all over it!]

There are a lot of teach-ins scheduled.

[Teach-ins! Think of the impact!]

What do you think will become of Occupiers if M1GS fizzles?

["If it fizzles"? "IF IT FIZZLES"?? Where is your FAITH, man??? I BELIEEEEEVE!!!]

for some reason Democrats like to piss on fellow Democrats.

[Just ask benburch.]

Define "enormous flop".

[Enormous flop (n.): Prog event or activity that is supposed to change the world but fails to do anything, even when not doing anything is the main (in)activity. See Freudenschade.]

I've been offline. What general strike? thanks.

[I rest my case.]


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1 posted on 05/02/2012 4:28:26 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

GENERAL PING!


2 posted on 05/02/2012 4:32:01 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Prog Spring of 2012.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

NO CHORES bump! (Who can be against that?)


3 posted on 05/02/2012 4:38:40 PM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Oopsie.

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4 posted on 05/02/2012 4:41:25 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: cripplecreek

10.


5 posted on 05/02/2012 4:45:41 PM PDT by Lurker (The avalanche has begun. The pebbles no longer have a vote.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The great unwashed don’t show up to work everyday.


6 posted on 05/02/2012 4:51:59 PM PDT by Eaker (When somebody hands you your arse, don't give it back saying "This needs a little more tenderizing.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

What a bunch of knucle dragging retards, the people that evolution forgot.


7 posted on 05/02/2012 4:53:23 PM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: Charles Henrickson
In the annals of annaldom, this will go down as something that happened.

Not One D*mn Anything Day!

This movement of non-movement

Up twinkles!


8 posted on 05/02/2012 5:06:18 PM PDT by lonevoice (Klepto Baracka Marxo, impeach we much.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Define “enormous flop”.

Pretty much anything that the DUmmies get their hands on...


9 posted on 05/02/2012 5:07:04 PM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Charles Henrickson

In before everyone after me.


10 posted on 05/02/2012 5:12:24 PM PDT by Cheburashka (It's legal to be out at night in spacesuits, even carrying a rag dolly. Cops hauled us in anyway.)
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To: cripplecreek
We need guidance

Well Brandon Baxter, you live in your parents' basement, why don't you summon some courage and ask them how they do it..........I'm willing to bet that guidance will be, "Get a job."

11 posted on 05/02/2012 5:29:29 PM PDT by Repeat Offender (While the wicked stand confounded, call me with Thy Saints surrounded)
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To: Repeat Offender

Brandon Baxter got his guidance yesterday when he tried to blow up an Ohio bridge. His parents can forget about him for a while.


12 posted on 05/02/2012 5:36:19 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: cripplecreek

That’s one of the morons arrested for trying to blow up the Cleveland bridge, innit?


13 posted on 05/02/2012 5:39:02 PM PDT by lonevoice (Klepto Baracka Marxo, impeach we much.)
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To: lonevoice

Yeah, he was dangling himself out there like fed bait and they came and gave him guidance.


14 posted on 05/02/2012 5:42:27 PM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix; mylife; Arrowhead1952; All
Occupy Wall Street organizers plan hundreds of marches, strikes and teach-ins in 120 cities around the country on Tuesday for what they call a “general strike” for economic justice.


Ho-hummmmm......
15 posted on 05/02/2012 6:37:05 PM PDT by LUV W (This space reserved for heroes)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey, Owsie morons!


16 posted on 05/02/2012 6:50:33 PM PDT by LUV W (This space reserved for heroes)
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To: Charles Henrickson
There's a good reason that you can count the number of general strikes in the US in the last century on one hand and still have fingers left over--it's a practically nonexistant phenomenon, and pretending that you can summon one out of thin air would be funny if it weren't so egomaniacal.

[DUmmie TheWraith, you can count the number of Kewpie Dolls about to be delivered to your door on one finger! Please continue . . .]

There!

17 posted on 05/02/2012 6:59:43 PM PDT by LUV W (This space reserved for heroes)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The wife and I just bought appliances and furniture for our new home. We had them delivered on 1 May.

We needed a few items so we shopped at the local (crowded) Walmart.

We didn’t have time to cook so we stopped at a local BBQ establishment.

Did I forget to stay dormant? Dang!


18 posted on 05/02/2012 7:06:05 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
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To: cripplecreek

Wasn’t he the singer from “Flock of Seagulls?”


19 posted on 05/02/2012 7:07:17 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
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To: Charles Henrickson

Why would anyone expect violence from a group of people whose posters always feature a clenched fist?


20 posted on 05/02/2012 7:18:21 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson
OWS hasn't done any of those things and as a result, they've fallen off the radar screen and I doubt very many are paying attention.

How bout them Knicks?

21 posted on 05/02/2012 7:29:15 PM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (It's 3 AM. Let me sleep on it. I'll get back to you in 16 hours.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
M1GS (May 1st General Strike)...

By using the acronym he saved himself the trouble of having to type out the whole thing. BTW (buy the way) I do that too. Saves time.

22 posted on 05/02/2012 7:50:10 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

BY the way


23 posted on 05/02/2012 8:02:56 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

grrr! (a time saving way to express anger or frustration)


24 posted on 05/02/2012 8:07:47 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Charles Henrickson

These idiots can strike until their mouth-breathing stops. The DU is the biggest collection of violent idiots since Germany and they will probably witness a .40 caliber up their ass by the time this is said and done.


25 posted on 05/02/2012 8:12:19 PM PDT by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

It was very rainy in New York on Tuesday so the fair-weather protesters were a no-show. No blocked tunnels or bridges.

I walked past the main gathering point, Bryant Park, on my way to work. About 50 people. There were more press trucks lined up along 40th Street.

Further up, there was a picket line in front of the News Corp building (FoxNews). Fun chanting going on in the drizzle.

One guy in the park was waving a Chinese flag. Didn’t look like the ambassador though!


26 posted on 05/02/2012 8:13:20 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix; All
Here is the link for this particular DUFU at the DUmmie FUnnies blogspot. (I didn't get it in up above.):

http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2012/05/may-day-when-everything-finally-changed.html

27 posted on 05/02/2012 8:16:14 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Prog Spring of 2012.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Other big actions are planned for the West Coast, including a large march in the San Francisco Bay area. Organizers said a plan to shut down the Golden Gate Bridge has been scrapped.

Well since I had to drive south across the GGB yesterday for WORK, I went down the night before so as not to deal with these idiots, so their actions resulted in a little more capitalism in action, ie dinner out, hotel room, etc. On the other hand, the GGB was occupied by about 200 cops, so there is a ton of extra govt spending for NOTHING. .

28 posted on 05/02/2012 8:19:36 PM PDT by Doomonyou (Let them eat Lead.)
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To: cripplecreek; Charles Henrickson

"Hi, my name is Mike Check. I'm very popular around here."
29 posted on 05/02/2012 8:22:03 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: cripplecreek

That’s a he?


30 posted on 05/02/2012 9:02:47 PM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Charles...

Your postings in re DU Funnies always bring lots of laughs! Thanks for you patience to read through that stuff and your wit to come up with great retorts!


31 posted on 05/02/2012 11:06:30 PM PDT by octex
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To: cripplecreek

Why would any respectful parents name their daughter Brandon?


32 posted on 05/02/2012 11:23:48 PM PDT by octex
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To: Cheburashka
In before everyone after me.

Ditto!
33 posted on 05/02/2012 11:59:13 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Time to beat the swords of government tyranny into the plowshares of freedom.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I think I only first saw something about it on the main DU forums yesterday. If it had that low visibility on a site like DU that should be ideal for the message, I suspect the action won't get to the level that can be called a 'general strike'.

[Another agent provocateur, squelching and dispiriting! Shut her down!]

If it wasn't for the DUFUs, I'd have never heard of a general strike at all.

34 posted on 05/03/2012 4:42:10 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I've been encouraging workers to wear red . . .

I thought RED was deemed to be the color of the Evil Rethuglicans a few election cycles ago. I'm So Confused!!
35 posted on 05/03/2012 5:17:55 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: octex
Why would any respectful parents name their daughter Brandon?

Her brother is named Brawndo...


36 posted on 05/03/2012 5:20:59 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (FUMR)
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To: cripplecreek

Regarding the caption on that picture.

I think more than guidance is needed. I’m impressed that a bit of reality did manage to seep into the protestors brain.


37 posted on 05/03/2012 5:45:28 AM PDT by listenhillary (Courts, law enforcement, roads and national defense should be the extent of government)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I've been encouraging workers to wear red . . .

If they're working, then they not on "general strike". In which case they've pretty much already shown they don't give a damn about what you want them to do.

38 posted on 05/03/2012 6:37:02 AM PDT by kevkrom (Those in a rush to trample the Constitution seem to forget that it is the source of their authority.)
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To: cripplecreek

I bet he can get a job in jail. Lots of them.


39 posted on 05/03/2012 6:52:54 AM PDT by techcor (I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
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To: PJ-Comix; mikrofon
WEAR THE . . . GUY FAWKES MASK . . . BEAR!


40 posted on 05/03/2012 7:43:57 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Prog Spring of 2012.)
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To: techcor

I think he’ll be more of a job provider in prison.


41 posted on 05/03/2012 7:46:44 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

If you have to tell people, it's probably not all that general.


42 posted on 05/03/2012 7:56:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Prog Spring of 2012.)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

Who says they don't have a message?

43 posted on 05/03/2012 8:03:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Prog Spring of 2012.)
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To: PJ-Comix; All

Good. More material for us.

44 posted on 05/03/2012 8:06:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Prog Spring of 2012.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; Choose Ye This Day; dead

Having an impact.


45 posted on 05/03/2012 8:09:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Prog Spring of 2012.)
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To: Lazamataz; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; Choose Ye This Day; dead

Laz would strike it.


46 posted on 05/03/2012 8:11:58 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Prog Spring of 2012.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If five Tea Party leaders were arrested on the day of a major Tea Party event, and charged with plotting to blow up a bridge full of commuters, I wonder if it would get more news coverage.


47 posted on 05/03/2012 8:20:21 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I’d smack that, all on the floor. Smack that, I want some more. Smack that, till you get sore. Smack that.


48 posted on 05/03/2012 8:24:24 AM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!! (credit: WilliamofCarmichael))
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To: cripplecreek; lonevoice

Brandon looks like he will enjoy the rapes he's going to be subjected to.

49 posted on 05/03/2012 8:28:12 AM PDT by Lazamataz (To the wall, street occupiers!!!!! (credit: WilliamofCarmichael))
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To: Charles Henrickson

“How about organizing politically and running candidates for office?”

What? Your guys are in control of the Senate and the Executive branch. Your policies are being implemented by executive fiat and simply defaulting the budget that includes the stimulus package!


50 posted on 05/03/2012 8:50:23 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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