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DUmmie FUnnies 05-05-12 (DUmmie Forced to Watch Fox News at Wendy's)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 5, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/05/2012 9:38:13 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Oh the horror! The absolute HORROR!!! A DUmmie goes into a Wendy's and what should be playing on the big screen TV but Fox News. His tiny brain must suffer from the "infection." Even worse, DUmmie peace13 knows that other customers are being exposed to information not approved by the liberal party line spouted by the other networks as you can see in this THREAD, "Local Wendy's just installed a big screen TV!" So let us know watch the DUmmie outrage over contrary political views being permitted in a public restaurant in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, continuing with his Django Rhinehart typing, is in the [brackets]:

Local Wendy's just installed a big screen TV!

[Now tell us the horror story.]

Today we went to our local Wendy's and lo and behold they have installed a big screen TV. We asked the manager if she would please change the channel and she said that they had tried that and it only shows black on other stations. Faux News there, as big as life. Seven months before a big election and they plunk that thing in the dining room.

[Yeah, that one big screen TV showing Fox News could well swing the outcome of the election.]

I called the operating manager and l let him know that I was upset about the addition and he asked me what I had against *ox News. I let him know that it wasn't news and that we found it offensive. He asked what channel I would like to see and I let him know that I wouldn't direct anyone to a particular station but if they were insistent on showing TV, the weather channel might be as useful as any this time of year.

[Did the manager also ask if you're off your meds?]

He said that he would pass the info to the owners and I let him know that we would be back next week and if *ox was still on that would be it for us. Our other peace nic friends were in there and they too were disgusted. If the regulars quit coming maybe it will mean something. This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place.

[Maybe that could please you by broadcasting Al Jazeera. And now on to the other outraged DUmmies...]

Our local hospital has Fox on the tv in the waiting room. Completely empty room on the ICU floor, tv blaring. I had to be in that room while a family member was being seen in ICU. I turned it to Nat Geo channel, turned volume down. After a few minutes someone else came into the waiting room and stared at the tube, then asked if I minded if they changed the channel. I told them only hospital staff were allowed to touch it.

[Good job. You LIED to prevent the possibility of anybody else watching FOX News.]

i remember Fox was on at Macy's just outside the fitting rooms where people can wait

[There goes the election!]

I bet you can find someplace that serves real food with no TV.

[Check your local DUmpster.]

There are two McDonald's in the town I live in and both refuse to play anything but Fox News. I know because I have asked and been told that is what the franchise owner wants broadcast. It was the same in the gastroenterologist office I used to go to. I say exercise your right to not be propagandized. Get up, tell them why and go somewhere else.

[Maybe these outlets know that FOX News is by far the most popular cable news channel and want to make available what their customers want to see. Or do you think they should be paying Current TV?]

I find it truly amazing that people have become so impressionable that merely having a news report from an unfavorable source during the time that it takes to consume a hamburger is of such a danger that they cannot be subjected to it without having to protest and raise fuss. Eat at home lest ye be led astray.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; foxnews
I only regret that we don't have a Tommy's Burger, with or without FOX News, around here.
1 posted on 05/05/2012 9:38:24 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 05/05/2012 9:40:56 AM PDT by PJ-Comix ("How To Overcome Writer's Block In Less Than An Hour" ---Available at Amazon)
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To: PJ-Comix

I wonder if they boycot in-n-out because of the Bibke verses on the cups?


3 posted on 05/05/2012 9:44:15 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.)
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To: Michael.SF.

oops. “Bible” verses


4 posted on 05/05/2012 9:45:18 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (When you hear hooves, think horses, not zebras.)
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To: PJ-Comix

5?


5 posted on 05/05/2012 9:46:24 AM PDT by freedumb2003 ('RETRO' Abortions = performed on 84th trimester individuals who think killing babies is a "right.")
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To: PJ-Comix

My local Post office plays PMSNBC. I don’t find it offensive, I like a good comedy. I use to purposely watch Keith Obermann for a good laugh.


6 posted on 05/05/2012 9:47:39 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Some day our schools will teach the difference between "lose" and "loose")
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To: PJ-Comix

Wendys should just glue a picture of Keef on a cardboard box and mount it in an other corner, DUmmies wouldn’t notice that it wasn’t live. Just like some of their voters...


7 posted on 05/05/2012 9:47:58 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: PJ-Comix

They fear the Secret Brain Waves. Top Ten?


8 posted on 05/05/2012 9:49:19 AM PDT by E Rocc (November 2, 2010: The beginning of the end of the kleptocracy.)
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To: E Rocc

This might seem like a crazy episode, but, it points up a difference between liberals and conservatives.

Conservatives are exposed to liberal ideas and commentary constantly. Conservatives are able to engage in debate and discuss of the issues. Conservatives are able to contrast the conservative views with the liberal views, and point out the differences.

But liberals cannot engage in honest debate about policies or positions. Their reaction, when confronted with contrary points of view, is to shut down or shout down the opposition, rather than engage in debate on the issues.

This episode is actually quite enlightening as to how liberals think.


9 posted on 05/05/2012 9:54:55 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: E Rocc

This might seem like a crazy episode, but, it points up a difference between liberals and conservatives.

Conservatives are exposed to liberal ideas and commentary constantly. Conservatives are able to engage in debate and discuss of the issues. Conservatives are able to contrast the conservative views with the liberal views, and point out the differences.

But liberals cannot engage in honest debate about policies or positions. Their reaction, when confronted with contrary points of view, is to shut down or shout down the opposition, rather than engage in debate on the issues.

This episode is actually quite enlightening as to how liberals think.


10 posted on 05/05/2012 9:55:11 AM PDT by Dilbert San Diego
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To: PJ-Comix
There are two McDonald's in the town I live in and both refuse to play anything but Fox News.

Strange..... We were in several airports this past week and every one had Fox News in the waiting areas. Guess that means DUmmies will now boycott airlines as well.

11 posted on 05/05/2012 9:56:25 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: PJ-Comix

“Today we went to our local Wendy’s and...”

Did you notice that the original post was posted May 1st. May Day. The day of the general strike and this guy is out spending money at a 1 percenter corporate fast food joint. I’m surprised he didn’t get banned.


12 posted on 05/05/2012 10:05:14 AM PDT by running_dog_lackey
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To: PJ-Comix
I know because I have asked and been told that is what the franchise owner wants broadcast.

Guess what DUfus? They own the place, they make the rules. I bet this DUfus also supports smoking bans in bars and restaurants and other private property.

Idiots.

13 posted on 05/05/2012 10:06:29 AM PDT by Gabz (Democrats for Voldemort.)
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To: PJ-Comix

It seems like I see CNN in many places that have TVs on. Honestly, I don’t care, and I can’t understand why they make such a big deal about it. Are they that afraid of exposure to a contrary point of view or afraid the evil Fox News will use brain waves to turn them conservative or convert the unwashed masses conservative in the time in takes to eat a combo meal? Oh, they are. Ok.


14 posted on 05/05/2012 10:19:30 AM PDT by Pinkbell (Woo hoo! Another moderate candidate! Thanks GOP and voters!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Meanwhile, airline travelers nationwide have to put up with CNN Headline news.


15 posted on 05/05/2012 10:25:26 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Another comparison I saw is:

Liberals read Karl Marx
Conservatives understand him


16 posted on 05/05/2012 10:27:46 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (God is dead - William Hamilton....William Hamilton is dead - God (And he means it))
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To: Arrowhead1952

I’ve never been in an airport that plays anything other than CNN


17 posted on 05/05/2012 10:29:14 AM PDT by hattend (Firearms and ammunition...the only growing industries under the Obama regime.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I let him know that it wasn't news and that we found it offensive.

Have the freeloaders turn their backs to the screen.

18 posted on 05/05/2012 10:29:27 AM PDT by Libloather (The epitome of civility.)
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To: running_dog_lackey
The day of the general strike and this guy is out spending money at a 1 percenter corporate fast food joint.
Note that one of the perps commented, "This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place."
My guess is there's more "gathering" than spending.
19 posted on 05/05/2012 10:37:37 AM PDT by oh8eleven (RVN '67-'68)
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To: PJ-Comix

When I was on jury duty a couple of years ago, the central jury waiting room had PMSNBC on all of its TV screens. Fortunately for me I had brought a book, so I didn’t have to watch it. I guess it’s asking too much for these DUmmies to bring a book to read while they eat at this Wendy’s.


20 posted on 05/05/2012 10:45:30 AM PDT by Rainbow Rising (Hey hey, ho ho, in 2012 Obama's got to go!)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place.
Oh great. A bunch of losers who order a small Coke then sit there for hours taking up space while spending squat.

I'm sure the Owner will be pleased to see all you dead beats go gather in the neighborhood Park instead. You can talk to the squirrels and look at all the pretty butterflies while waiting for all your peace nic friends.

And hopefully sit in piles of Goose poop while getting crapped on by pigeons.

21 posted on 05/05/2012 10:58:42 AM PDT by Condor51 (Yo Hoffa, so you want to 'take out conservatives'. Well okay Jr - I'm your Huckleberry)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

It’s it funny how liberals fear being exposed to Fox like movie vampires fear holy water and sunlight.


22 posted on 05/05/2012 11:10:06 AM PDT by Dutch Boy
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To: PJ-Comix

lol.

The daily insanity of these people is so entertaining I wish there was a way to get this stuff in the MSM, lol. As if they’d ever let that happen.


23 posted on 05/05/2012 11:21:31 AM PDT by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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To: PJ-Comix

“I only regret that we don’t have a Tommy’s Burger, with or without FOX News, around here.”

Beverly and Rampart is and will forever be the Only Tommy Burgers. Dammit, now I’m hungry and LA is 500 miles away.


24 posted on 05/05/2012 11:34:28 AM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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I fly all the time, and CNN seems to be the most common at airports. But, it doesn’t matter as I simply read FR on my phone.

Even if they had Current TV on all the televisions, it would not matter, as I would just ignore it...guess that is another difference between liberals and conservatives.


25 posted on 05/05/2012 11:39:30 AM PDT by dsrtsage (One half of all people have below average IQ. In the US the number is 54%)
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To: hattend

There were one or two screens that had cnn, but the rest were Fox. This was in AZ, and Austin. Austin had cnn in the main lobby.


26 posted on 05/05/2012 11:41:06 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: PJ-Comix

The mere fact that those idiots can’t stand to hear an opposing viewpoint says it all. So Fox News is lying they say but Keith Oberman, Ricky Maddow, and Bill Maher are true truth tellers. These people must live miserable lives with all the hate they carry around daily.


27 posted on 05/05/2012 11:41:15 AM PDT by skimask
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"This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place."

Did it ever occur to you that perhaps they were trying to send you a subtle clue? No, I guess it didn't..

28 posted on 05/05/2012 11:45:47 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Maybe if they showed FOX News in the ER waiting rooms the illegals and non-employed basement dwellers would quit coming?

Nah, they love that free stuff.


29 posted on 05/05/2012 11:50:39 AM PDT by 1035rep
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To: dsrtsage; PJ-Comix
Only Tommy Burgers. Dammit, now I’m hungry and LA is 500 miles away.

I do miss them -- mine was the one in The Valley at Vanowen near Van Nuys.

I couldn't believe my luck when I found out one of the few In'N'Outs outside of California is a mile or so away (in Irving).

Well, here's something to get us all misty-eyed </thread drift>:


30 posted on 05/05/2012 1:09:40 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ('RETRO' Abortions = performed on 84th trimester individuals who think killing babies is a "right.")
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To: hattend

“I’ve never been in an airport that plays anything other than CNN”
__________________________________________

That is where CNN got its start,
They supplied the cable and the TVs to all airports,
for free, I think.
I doubt that the sets even have a channel selector.


31 posted on 05/05/2012 2:47:11 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: PJ-Comix

Frankly, I find FOX too liberal for me.
One look at that lardo Beckel and fruity Colmes makes me want to puke. I think they have a few leftist nags, too.
My satellite dish does not have CNN, hahaha...only FOX.


32 posted on 05/05/2012 2:55:00 PM PDT by AlexW
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To: dsrtsage

‘Even if they had Current TV on all the televisions...’

One thing....i do kind of like on current tv, is that miller gal ...she’s telecast every weekday morning and has actually shown herself to be a comic genius, mostly by accident, i think.....anyway, she’s has consistently mastered a very difficult comedic feat..... for 3 solid hours the show becomes a parody on a parody... that, as far as i’m concerned is emmy award winning talent ladies n germs.......


33 posted on 05/05/2012 4:09:13 PM PDT by jimsin
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To: PJ-Comix
Our other peace nic friends were in there and they too were disgusted. If the regulars quit coming maybe it will mean something. This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place.

Considering that "No Peace!"nics tend to be moochers I have to wonder if this is the owners equivalent of playing Beethoven in the subways to discourage thuggish louts from loitering.

I like Wendy's. Years ago when I was a college student on a slender budget the staff would give me a free cup of hot water so I could make a cup of tea to go with my cup of chili. When they had a job opening the manager asked me if I wanted it and I just about kissed him.

Jobs were hard to find with about five students looking for work for every job opening.

I can still make a mean pot of chili!

34 posted on 05/05/2012 4:46:01 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (In most cases, revenge is not a good thing. In other cases, it's the only thing.)
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To: PJ-Comix

My office’s lunchroom has the commie news network going full time all day, all the dumbass libs eat lunch in there and stare at it like zombies. It doesn’t get any other channel. I figure its because the head cheese is a lib from new york and that is all he will allow.


35 posted on 05/05/2012 8:45:17 PM PDT by Newtoidaho (Fight organized crime. Vote out all incumbent Democrats!)
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To: Dilbert San Diego
This episode is actually quite enlightening as to how liberals think.

Bit of an assumption, there.

36 posted on 05/06/2012 12:58:57 PM PDT by hsalaw
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To: AlexW

CNN, The Station for Fellow Travelers (TM)


37 posted on 05/07/2012 4:51:04 AM PDT by bt_dooftlook (Democrats - the party of Amnesty, Abortion, and Adolescence)
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To: PJ-Comix

“This is sad because up until now the restaurant had been a neighborhood gathering place.”

This must be a really crappy neighborhood. Probably infested with DUmmies that aren’t willing to risk their own money and sweat to create a nice gathering place.

Their lucky, If I owned a place I’d be playing Rush, Levin and Dave Ramsey shows on a continual loop.


38 posted on 05/07/2012 5:06:17 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: hattend

I have never been in a large airport with anything but CNN; however, in smaller puddle-jumper commuter airports I occasionally find Fox...Idaho Falls, Idaho is one.


39 posted on 05/07/2012 5:28:14 AM PDT by Cuttnhorse
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To: PJ-Comix
the weather channel might be as useful as any this time of year

That, actually, is a fair point.

Blind Squirrel, Stopped Clock, etc etc etc, I suppose.

40 posted on 05/07/2012 7:06:32 AM PDT by wbill
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To: Dilbert San Diego
it points up a difference between liberals and conservatives

Yup, right in one. Individual mentality vs Herd mentality.

And, the herd cannot survive separation from it by individuals, thus any differing thought must be prohibited and/or culled. Immediately. Lest others be influenced too.

41 posted on 05/07/2012 7:11:44 AM PDT by wbill
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Only one as advanced as you could do that. The rest of us non-Jedis are overcome with the urge to kill if Olbermann’s ugly mug floats in front of us.


42 posted on 05/15/2012 6:48:59 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama must Go.)
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To: freedumb2003

You had to post that picture. Here I just finished a HUGE meal and now I’m hungry again, have you no decency?


43 posted on 05/15/2012 6:54:18 PM PDT by arrogantsob (Obama must Go.)
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To: arrogantsob

>>w I’m hungry again, have you no decency?<<

None at all. :)


44 posted on 05/15/2012 7:02:10 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ('RETRO' Abortions = performed on 84th trimester individuals who think killing babies is a "right.")
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To: PJ-Comix

Wendy’s is where either John (cambodia) Kerry and Tah Ray Suh (African American and John (Whore bonkin father of the year) and Elizabeth (Skeered O’ Gun Owners) Edwards had their first date.

How could them evil conservatives infiltrated?


45 posted on 05/15/2012 7:06:37 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse
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