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DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-12 (Skinner Loses It Over Wisconsin Recall)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2012 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJComix-

Posted on 06/06/2012 4:15:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Normally the one DUmmie who tries to maintain a sense of equilibrium in the midst of bad news is Head DUmmie Skinner. But not this time. The CRUSHING defeat last night in the Wisconsin recall election was too much even for him as you can tell by the profane primal scream title of his THREAD, "F*CK." Yes, as you can see Head DUmmie Skinner DUmmie loses it and, most entertainingly, so do the rest of the DUmmmies. So let us now watch0 the DUmmies go Primal Scream over the Wisconsin recall election results in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, harvesting the comedy gold DUFU nuggets generated by the recall, is in the [brackets]:

F*CK.

[Screeched Head DUmmie Skinner helplessly at the cold, cruel world.]

Double f*ck. <"> p>

[Echoed another DUmmie in the thralls of helpless rage.]

Sounds like they're getting more brazen and couldn't care less if it looks like they cheated.

[Yes, those preset Diebold machines are nice.]

Those figures make no sense

[When the shock wears off we'll place you on Suicide Watch.]

Sounds like the fix is in. There is no way Milwaukee and Madison could have already been counted.

[Count me highly entertained.]

I know. This is the New America. We're doomed.

[Suicide Watch for you too, DUmmie.]

WHAT?! Already?! SO DEPRESSING. I'm f*cking sick.

[Three is NOT a crowd when it comes to the WI recall Suicide Watch.]

This is f*cking hard to take

[Think of it as a practice run for November.]

The noose just gets tighter every time they regain power. I can hardly breathe.

[Make it easier on yourself and just stop trying.]

I am officially depressed.

[I am officially entertained.]

It's not even close. F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!

[Ha ha ha ha!]

. We all were watching Al Sharpton and Ed Shultz and they had us pumped to win.

[And you actually believed those frauds which makes me laugh.]

I know. I'm crushed. I feel SO BAD.

[Have you tried electro-shock therapy or do we need to go the lobotomy route?]

What were they saying? June 5th 2004, ronald reagan died.

[Win another one for The Gipper!]

It may be worse in November.

[As well as even FUnnier.]

NOOO NOOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SOOO SOOO SOO SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUnnie!]

We needed more national help.

[Hey! Didn't you notice Obama barely lift his finger to tweet in his help?]

I don't think anything we can do will change what is going to happen to this country come November. It's bought and paid for...

[All you can do know is meekly lean forward, drop your pants, and grab your socks as we barcode butt brand you for your Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I've worked hard for Barrett. I'm devistated, along with so many others tonight.

[Boo hoo! Cry me a river into the DUmmie hankie.]

Paper ballots should be used in ALL elections !!!

[How about photo IDs?]

Barrett campaign says it won't concede Wisconsin recall race to Walker yet, citing ongoing voting

[This DUmmie is about to have a gigantic letdown.]

And the DLC idiots in control of the DNC just sat by twiddling thier thumbs.

[And tweeting in their support.]

BULLSHIT!!!! I'm calling bullshit on the results. For there to be a clean Republican sweep with the type of turn out Wisconsin has had. There's no way. All that money and robo-calling and all the other dirty tricks, I think we know who the FRAUDSTERS are. Wonder just how big the f*cking red shift is gonna be? Good for Barrett for not conceding!!!!!

[Another Suicide Watch inductee.]

I wonder if they're using those "smart" voting machines from Diebold. They're so smart, if you vote for the wrong candidate, they just switch it over for ya! Bullshit bullshit BULLSHIT! GodDAMN!!!!!!

[Heads you lose. Tails we win.]

Election was rigged. This is bullshit. 50/50 going into it, yet Walker wins by landslide with unprecedented voter turn-out? Voter turn-out ALWAYS helps Dems. It's bullshit.

[You're going to be VERY ENTERTAINING this November.]

I give up. They've broken me.

[Good. So no resistance from you while we barcode butt brand you for Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I'm drinking wine tonight. This is very disappointing.

[Chateau Thunderbird?]

WTF??? I'm checking out of reality....

[...And checking into the Walmart Detention Center.]

You win some and lose some but losing this big really hurts. Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

[And your minds are being dismantled as well.]

we're scrooooowed.

[First wait for Ben Burch to arrive.]

Throw me in the dungeon and throw away the key.....

[But first you must lean forward for your barcode butt branding.]

I . do. not. understand. what . happened.

[You. lost. bigtime.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; scottwalker; wisconsinrecall; wisconsinshowdown
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D-Day for the DUmmies.
1 posted on 06/06/2012 4:16:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 06/06/2012 4:20:09 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

Sure, if Walker's peers have his courage. That's a big "if".

3 posted on 06/06/2012 4:21:58 AM PDT by randog (Tap into America!)
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To: PJ-Comix
they should look on the bright side,

they only lost what was somebody else's . . .
4 posted on 06/06/2012 4:24:46 AM PDT by trailz
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To: PJ-Comix
You win some and lose some but losing this big really hurts. Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

Once a wreckin ball starts swinging, its hard to stop.
5 posted on 06/06/2012 4:24:46 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Walker won by a larger margin yesterday than he did in 2010.

The public doesn't support union goons and their antics.

6 posted on 06/06/2012 4:25:41 AM PDT by South40
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To: PJ-Comix

Excellent! Put me on your ping list, btw.


7 posted on 06/06/2012 4:27:13 AM PDT by abb ("What ISN'T in the news is often more important than what IS." Ed Biersmith, 1942 -)
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To: randog

That’s why I say the tea party needs to move on to Michigan and apply the same pressure. We’ve made huge inroads into union power here but we have a lot of cowering RINOs who are dragging their feet. Rick Snyder encouraged Mitt Romney to be gentle and not start a fight with the unions here in Michigan.


8 posted on 06/06/2012 4:28:53 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: PJ-Comix

9 posted on 06/06/2012 4:32:13 AM PDT by Old Sarge (RIP FReeper Skyraider (1930-2011) - You Are Missed)
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To: PJ-Comix

“We can’t win even when we cheat!”


10 posted on 06/06/2012 4:35:52 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: Old Sarge
Schadenfreude
11 posted on 06/06/2012 4:38:34 AM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: KoRn

Here we say: FREUDENSCHADE


12 posted on 06/06/2012 4:40:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: rockrr
Posted this in the same thread before I got the boot...LOL

I feel wonderful today....

13 posted on 06/06/2012 4:41:59 AM PDT by Johnny_cash
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To: Old Sarge

You know what’s really funny about this?

Rachelle Madcow put up a graph showing how the communist was outspent $30 mil to $4 mil. Then... she broke down the graphs thusly...

66% of that $30 million came from out of state... leaving...

$10 million coming from within Wisconsin.

Which means...

The sitting governor got 2.5x the total amount from Wisconsinites than the communist got from all sources combined.

Isn’t it amazing that communists don’t seem to be able to come up with money when it’s theirs? FUNNY HOW THAT WORKS!


14 posted on 06/06/2012 4:43:14 AM PDT by PittsburghAfterDark
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To: PJ-Comix
. We all were watching Al Sharpton and Ed Shultz and they had us pumped to win.

[And you actually believed those frauds which makes me laugh.]

So this DUmmie is one of the few members of that audience?? LOL.

15 posted on 06/06/2012 4:46:48 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Throw me in the dungeon and throw away the key.....

They always project the goals of all leftist tyrannies onto conservatives.

A conservative government won't lock your dopey ass up. Feed, house and clothe your own ass.

Hopefully, a conservative government will lower taxes on your small businesses, making it more affordable for people to buy faux guat weavings and herbal tea blends.

16 posted on 06/06/2012 4:56:43 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: PJ-Comix

To paraphrase Odumbo, “We won!”

Next up, Obamacare. Then dismantle collective bargaining across the country. Then free the children from the government schools with vouchers.

We can’t afford to take our foot off the gas. If we’re not moving forward, we’re moving backwards. Hit them on multiple fronts, over and over again.


17 posted on 06/06/2012 4:59:42 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Life, I love you.
Feeling Cheesy!


18 posted on 06/06/2012 5:04:59 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
We all were watching Al Sharpton and Ed Shultz and they had us pumped to win

With normal, rational and intelligent folks, this would be a red flag regarding Sharpton and Schultz's integrity; with these morons, notsamuch.

19 posted on 06/06/2012 5:09:27 AM PDT by liberalh8ter (If Barack has a memory like a steel trap, why can't he remember what the Constitution says?)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

Today Scott Walker should be convening the Assembly to write up the RIght to Work state bill.

As should governors from every Red State that has a union.

Make them spend all their money now fighting it so in November they are broke.


20 posted on 06/06/2012 5:10:12 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz (ABO 2012)
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To: PJ-Comix
"Here we say: FREUDENSCHADE"

lol I'll take it any way I can get it! ;^p

21 posted on 06/06/2012 5:12:50 AM PDT by KoRn (Department of Homeland Security, Certified - "Right Wing Extremist")
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To: PJ-Comix
It was wonderful! I had a difficult time forcing myself to go to bed last night. I was having far too much fun reading the near-suicidal posts and hateful, elitist posts coming from the DU moonbats.

I haven't enjoyed an election results so much since November 2010's route in the House. He-he-he!
22 posted on 06/06/2012 5:16:13 AM PDT by Sudetenland (Anybody but Obama!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for posting, PJ. I love the thread and the inside reporting!!

This morning, those knuckleheads are already calling for Debbie Shultz’s resignation! Gotta love it!


23 posted on 06/06/2012 5:17:34 AM PDT by Arcy ("I want to know how God created this world." - Albert Einstein)
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To: PJ-Comix

“I’ve worked hard”

I’d love to see this DUmmies definition of working hard. Most likely it is sending e-mails full of lies to random people that he hoped were suckers.


24 posted on 06/06/2012 5:20:17 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: EQAndyBuzz

——Make them spend all their money now fighting it so in November they are broke.——

Yup. Now is our chance to liberate North Korea. Let’s not miss the opportunity again.


25 posted on 06/06/2012 5:23:51 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas (Viva Christo Rey!)
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To: PJ-Comix

After a long drought, my bogus DUmmy personality makes an appearence in DUFU!

I cannot wait for November.


26 posted on 06/06/2012 5:25:39 AM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: Johnny_cash

Thanks for giving them a celebration card! That’s great. I love it!


27 posted on 06/06/2012 5:26:58 AM PDT by Arcy ("I want to know how God created this world." - Albert Einstein)
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To: PJ-Comix

Which reminds me. As the owner of a bogus DUmmy account, who better to spot a fellow bogus DUmmy poster than say, me?

One of the services that DUFU performs is the outing of bogus DUmmy posters and as a public service I announce that the DUmmy poster JackPine Radical is due for an outing!


28 posted on 06/06/2012 5:29:04 AM PDT by fatboy (This protestant will have no part in the ecumenical movement)
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To: Arcy

Calling for dinghead’s resignation? Nooooo we need her to be the picture of the Democrat Party.


29 posted on 06/06/2012 5:32:02 AM PDT by DooDahhhh (ma)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL!!!!!


30 posted on 06/06/2012 5:38:42 AM PDT by GlockThe Vote (The Obama Adminstration: 2nd wave of attacks on America after 9/11)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm drinking wine tonight. This is very disappointing.


31 posted on 06/06/2012 5:40:35 AM PDT by mikrofon (We're talkin' Whine tonight ...)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL! We had several threads posting a link to this rant, yet somehow, it wasn’t complete without you!!!


32 posted on 06/06/2012 5:40:49 AM PDT by Caipirabob (I say we take off and Newt the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure...)
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To: PJ-Comix
What a great day to wake up to! (and I don't even care if I'm grammatically incorrect!)

Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

I sure hope so! My union is costing me hours and money with all their *help*! (and I never sign a thing saying I join, imagine that!?)

33 posted on 06/06/2012 5:44:21 AM PDT by CAluvdubya (I just try to stay out of the fray...)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't think anything we can do will change what is going to happen to this country come November. It's bought and paid for...

Hey, have any of you guys seen my check?

34 posted on 06/06/2012 5:48:23 AM PDT by SC Swamp Fox (Aim small, miss small.)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is what happens when people or in this case DUmmies don’t live in Realville and listen to MSNBC and manufactured polls from PPP.


35 posted on 06/06/2012 5:48:46 AM PDT by erod (This Chicagoan will crawl over broken glass to vote the fake Chicagoan Obama out!)
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To: Johnny_cash

If you’re gonna go out, you may as well go out with a splash!


36 posted on 06/06/2012 5:51:35 AM PDT by rockrr (Everything is different now...)
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To: fatboy

I’m on that thread, too, although I did not make DUFU this time.

Long live the Trolls at DU!


37 posted on 06/06/2012 5:55:35 AM PDT by chesley (God's chosen intrument - the trumpet)
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To: PJ-Comix

I can’t help thinking of the line from “The Sting” when Paul Newman cheats Robert Shaw out of $15,000 in a poker game, since the Dems are complaining that we cheated....”WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO, CALL HIM FOR CHEATING BETTER THAN ME IN FRONT OF THE OTHERS???”


38 posted on 06/06/2012 6:01:01 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I had to be in Dixon, IL last night for a meeting, traveling there along with 4 other guys. On the way back, around 8:45, one of the guys checked the voting results on his phone and said that CNN had it too close to call. We talked about it, then lapsed into telling jokes...

Shortly after 9, I walk in the door, and my wife had Fox on. They had Walker as the winner with 34% of the votes tallied. He had like a 17 point lead. I’m going “Huh? Whats with CNN?” Obviously, they couldn’t/wouldn’t accept the truth. I had a glass of wine, and staid up until the tally was at 99%, then hit the sack.


39 posted on 06/06/2012 6:01:30 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix

Conan was right about the lamentations of the womenfolk.


40 posted on 06/06/2012 6:02:31 AM PDT by sportutegrl
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To: KoRn; PJ-Comix
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41 posted on 06/06/2012 6:05:23 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: PJ-Comix

If this election is a precursor to November then this thread is a precursor to the “Obama loses” thread. That being the case, I’d like to reiterate what’s best in life:

To crush the DUmmies
To see them driven before you
and to hear the lamentation of liberals!


42 posted on 06/06/2012 6:15:54 AM PDT by Personal Responsibility (Behind enemy lines in the city where it's illegal to buy a Big Gulp)
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To: PJ-Comix

"I love it. God help me I do love it so. I love it more than my life." -Gen. George Patton

43 posted on 06/06/2012 6:31:47 AM PDT by kidd
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To: PJ-Comix
[You're going to be VERY ENTERTAINING this November.]

They will be organizing riots in November. If they lose, they will want to burn the country down.

44 posted on 06/06/2012 6:42:14 AM PDT by PapaBear3625 (If I can't be persuasive, I at least hope to be fun.)
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To: bcsco; Charles Henrickson
Attention! ATTENTION!!!!!

This edition of the DUmmie FUnnies made it into the New York Times. Check it out HERE!!!

45 posted on 06/06/2012 6:43:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
The sad thing to me about this election (and I'm hoping that Republicans can remind voters of this), is the enormous waste of resources that went into defending what was a legally-ran election. This was true for both sides. Walker was not guilty of malfeasance in office; there were no charges of impropriety. Rather than accept the first election results and maybe look for ways to work with Governor Walker, Dems did everything they could to oppose him.

Getting the recall election was a classic pyrrhic victory for the Dems. Not only did they lose (again), it's likely the large financial backers won't be able to fund such recalls in the future. Not that I'm complaining--I hope it gets worse for them from here.

46 posted on 06/06/2012 6:45:52 AM PDT by Lou L (The Senate without a filibuster is just a 100-member version of the House.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

From your keyboard straight to the ears of the Almighty.

47 posted on 06/06/2012 6:47:56 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I don't think anything we can do will change what is going to happen to this country come November. It's bought and paid for...

Can it POSSIBLY be that the public just doesn't like to be controlled from cradle to grave? Possibly? NAW! That CAN'T be it.
48 posted on 06/06/2012 6:48:00 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wonder if they're using those "smart" voting machines from Diebold. They're so smart, if you vote for the wrong candidate, they just switch it over for ya!

OMG! Are they STILL stuck on Diebold? This mentality of ENTITLEMENT of running the show is sickening.
49 posted on 06/06/2012 6:55:38 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (We the People are coming!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Has William Rivers Pitt weighed in with his essay yet?


50 posted on 06/06/2012 7:19:37 AM PDT by SandyInSeattle (Running in circles and screaming is not a strategy.)
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