Bill Maher Rips Obama’s Debate Performance: ‘Looked Like He Took My Million & Spent It All On Weed’

Mediaite ^ | October 5, 2012 | Josh Feldman

[2ndDivisionVet]

During his opening monologue tonight, Bill Maher admitted he was not happy with how President Obama did during his first big debate this week. He told his audience that Obama undeniably “sucked” during the debate, and surmised that the million dollars he gave to the campaign was probably spent on weed.

Maher surmised that because Wednesday was Obama’s anniversary, “he apparently had the sex first and was completely spent” for the debate. He contrasted Romney looking “charged up” with Obama looking like Michael Jackson on diprivan. Maher admitted that Obama “sucked” during the debate, and made a joke referencing the money he gave to the pro-Obama Super PAC

“He looked tired. He had trouble getting his answers out. It looked like he took my million and spent it all on weed.”

Maher also observed that “Obama looked so dead, Romney tried to baptize him.”

On the other hand, Maher credited Romney with being in “full command of his bullsh*t” by going back on most of his positions.

Watch the video below, courtesy of HBO:

(VIDEO AT LINK)

[2ndDivisionVet]

Ouch!

[GOP Poet]

pingarama

[FlingWingFlyer]

Maher is REALLY going to be PO’d when Barry shows up at the next debate dressed up on a Big Bird chicken suit.

[Baynative]

[pepsionice]

We can guess the outcome of the Ryan-Biden meeting already. If the second Romney-Obama meeting is simply a repeat...I think most of the big contribution guys will immediately stop all donations, and the final week will be a good-bye tour episode as he launches AF-One to give some speeches.

It’s curious how this whole thing crumbles at the end. Most news media types are sitting there and wondering what happened and why he can’t repeat the beat-McCain magic one more time.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Heard a rumor that Biden is looking into a brain transplant from Pee Wee Herman to give him some gravitas.

[rfp1234]

He was weed-weed up.

[Happy Rain]

Maher exists in his own hemisphere, when he opens his mouth another appears to make an ass.

[winner3000]

Do not under-estimate Biden as a debater. We should help keep expectations low for every debate.

[Rome2000]

Too bad the right in this country doesn’t have a guy like Maher taking it to the commies in a similiar ascerbic semi humorous fashion.

[RedMDer]

TOTUS IS THE REAL OBAMA.
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[Hugin]

OMG! That actually made me literally LOL. First time I've ever hear “comedian” Bill Maher say something funny.

[freekitty]

Why would Mahar say this unless he knows obama is on drugs?

[Stymee]

Bill Maher picks losers just like Obama does!

[spokeshave]

He was all weed-weed up ...and coked up

When only a Presidential "Face Palm" will suffice.

[Bobalu]

Too bad the right in this country doesn’t have a guy like Maher taking it to the commies in a similiar ascerbic semi humorous fashion

They do have, Dennis Miller... and it's even sweeter since Miller used to be on the left.

BTW...stand-up comics, generally, are far above average IQ.

[pallis]

An over abundance of weed wasn’t Obama’s problem. Word through the White House pipeline is that the staffer with the crack pipe didn’t show up on time.

[SunkenCiv]

Thanks 2ndDivisionVet.

• The Idea That Barack Obama Was Stoned Is Not Outlandish

[Grampa Dave]

Lord Obozo as the head of the Chicago Mob controlling America is not a nice guy nor a smart guy. He is an equal opportunity thug in a job, he should not be in!

Barack Obama has been savaged over his performance in last Wednesday night‘s presidential debate, with one commentator even suggesting that he was less effective than the hapless Jimmy Carter.

As Clint noted, the Empty Chair improved by codetoad:

ROMNEY LOST THE DEBATE! OBAMA IS IN CONTROL!

It is past time to fire Barack and his empty chair and have both of them hit the road back to Chicago!

So hit the road Barack and take your empty chair and empty suit with you!

Barack Obama has been savaged over his performance in last Wednesday night‘s presidential debate, with one commentator even suggesting that he was less effective than the hapless Jimmy Carter.