Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 10-07-12 (Caption This Photo Of A DUmmie Car)
Posted on 10/07/2012 5:52:45 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
I first saw this photo of a DUmmie Car posted this morning by Professor William Jacobson over at Legal Insurrection. What really got my attention was the DUmmie bumper sticker among the many other leftwing bumper stickers. Which DUmmie does this car belong to? Since it has a Taxachussets tag, could it be DUmmie Raven?
Whenever I see cars with leftwing bumper stickers I never get mad. I get curious. I always try to see who is driving the car to try to figure out the answer to this question: "What's wrong with you?" Usually I can figure out the answer like the time years ago when I saw a Janet Reno for governor bumper sticker here in Florida. When I got to see the driver I noticed she looked almost exactly like Reno herself. Question answered. I figured out the deal right away.
Anyway for this DUFU edition I am asking the readers to caption the photo of this DUmmie Car. Legal Insurrection has this title over the photo: "I want this person to cry herself to sleep on November 6." Great caption. Here is my entry: ""I Put In An Order For an L-Pill Right After the First Debate."
So what are your captions for this photo?
Doesn’t Raven have money? Would she be driving a Suzuki?
Top Ten and BCSCO beat me in? Kinda early for you ain’t it Jim?
The owner of this rolling abomination is a self-proclaimed 99% and is therefore penniless and reliant on government for everything.
My caption: When they ran out of Trabants, they must have switched to Suzukis.
Mine has an NRA sticker, a peace symbol, and one from the local sheriff’s dept..
I love the clean needles sticker next to the schools open bus sticker
Nope. Been up for a while. Haven’t talked to you lately. How have you been?
Trabant. Heh. Cough, cough, as he pulls away in a cloud of exhaust smoke...
âAlways sings Kum-by-ya at Karaokeâ
Kewl, how’d I get those funky characters?
There is a Volvo station wagon near Austin that has that one beat.
Ooooh, I LIKE it. That bumper sticker would wear really well here in Los Angeles.
I drive 1200 miles a week in Massachusetts, and have never seen this car.
Of course, most of those miles are going to and from work.
I just pull up next to them and give them the finger. If they want to take it farther, it would suck to be them.
I don’t do the finger, but I can’t resist making the L for loser sign with thumb and forefinger at them as I drive by in my SUV.
I have a Texas State rifle Association sticker and a R/R.
Sometimes practicing #8’s inside pass move and watching the reaction in the rear view mirror. Liberals like that are generally wussies
Mine has a K&N sticker, a pro Air Force sticker, and a couple others.
Perhaps you could best answer that question, so you asked the right guy? [yourself]
Personally, I would not have noticed (had it not been for the question). Right click, hit "view source" and the coding shows. Did you copy and paste from elsewhere? Or is it just some programming glitch?
When I first tried to open the link to this thread, the connection DID time out. In the past, Sunday mornings, right about this time, would be when FR started slowing down. Perhaps more of us should be in church?
I drove to San Antonio a couple days ago and expected to see a few of those stickers but didn’t see a single one. The one lib down the road from here used to have huge RAT signs around his property and stickers on his cars doesn’t have any now days.
Brrr, are you cold? It’s 48 degrees here.
These loons are so Brilliant and completely understand some idiotic truth that the rest of us just don’t get or are too stupid to get so they feel uncontrollably compelled to get that truth out through their symbolic bumper stickers.
A short drive though Harvard Square in Cambridge you will see a hundred of these sh!tboxes.
Usually these eyesores are driven by mutants that look like they could use a Clorox bleach bath....
Maybe it’s Pitt’s car.
I was sort of expecting to see a pro-choice sticker sitting next to a save the whales sticker on that car.
Hey PJ, Can you imagine the smell inside that crapbox?
Just thinking of it is making me feel a little nauseous...
I can see how he/she supports his/her UAW friends by driving a Suzuki Forenza!
I can’t afford to pay for my own birth control because I spent all my money on bumper stickers.
Hey now what’s wrong with a Suzuki? Drove ours across Texas just yesterday. (Then again we don’t have money.)
How many 'Squaw SPEAKING BULL' bumper stickers are in Mass??
It was 46 earlier and is now at 52.
We were there this last week. The wife’s zuki has some hippie stuff on it but not commie stuff. Yeah it is cold, Corpus Christi was nice though! Didn’t want to come back home it is in the 30s here on the caprock.
Hey, isn’t that monkey fase sticker a racist code for Obunga??
Introducing the 2013 Choomwagon.
Looks like there are “Family” Stickers in the rear window...Ughh poor kids having to live with parents that crazy.
Caprock, eh? I suspect that we live in the same general area.
Perhaps, we are transplants down in Hobbs. It’s a living I guess!
Every time I see that “Coexist” bumper sticker, I know it’s a liberal. That’s probably the liberal bumper sticker I see most, sans Obama bumper stickers.
Notice how no two stickers are parallel to each other or to the ground? Another demonstration of permanently blurred thinking. You'd think that he could have gotten one of them straight, just by statistical chance.
We stopped in at our favorite grocery store in Lawrence Kansas today to get salads for lunch. We were horrified to see three parking places up front (I’m sure they used to be handicapped spots) for charging your electric car. When we went in, there was a Pius parked there but not plugged in. We were going to go find the manager and complain but I got distracted by two women in burkas with a little girl. I started yelling at them asking if their little girl was going to get fitted for one soon. (she was about 4 and was wearing an adorable little frilly dress.) They pretended not to hear me. When we left there was another car there, not electric. It made me want to go out and buy a big black duelie and park it there.
Neither do I. But its the bumper stickers that tell the story. If you have a Suzuki without them, rest easy.
I never understood bumper stickers. You spend 15K plus on a car and you are gonna slap a 25 cent bumper sticker on it? That is pure insanity! Plus you do not put one on a Camaro, ever, no matter what it is for!
By putting all that crap on there they dropped its resale value from .. uh .. $0 ... to ... uh, never mind.
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