Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 10-12-12 (The Biden Bounce: Smirkin' Joe Crazier thrills the DUmmies!)
Posted on 10/12/2012 12:08:32 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Arrogant, condescending, rude, obnoxious, smug, smirking, snarky, disrespectful: No wonder the DUmmies loved him! Who am I talking about? Smirkin' Joe Crazier, of course. Joe the Jackass. Joker Joe. Smirky the Jerk. In other words, Joe Biden, the Vice President of United States, who made a complete ass of himself last night. It wasn't the gaffes this time, it was the laughs--and the grins, and the eye-rolls, and the interruptions, and the dismissive, derisive comments. . . . In short, everything you're taught NOT to do in junior-high debate club, the nearly 70-year-old Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., in political office for 40 years, did last night.
Who came off as the mature one last night? 42-year-old Paul Ryan, who kept his cool and tried to make serious points about serious subjects. By contrast, Biden the boorish buffoon came off as an immature punk.
But the DUmmies lapped it up. They thought Joe PWNED Ryan! They loved it! Little do they realize, though, that such boorish behavior TURNS OFF most decent Americans, especially the voters the Democrats need the most: independents, undecideds, and (gasp) women. Joe's act may play well with the MSNBC crowd, but if the DUmmies think there's going to be a Biden Bounce, they're sadly mistaken. Besides, VP debates rarely move the needle.
We will get the DUmmie reaction from their five official debate threads, beginning with this THREAD, "******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******"
So let us now go to one of the few places that was NOT disgusted with Biden's boorishness, i.e., DUmmieland, in Boorshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who literally does sponsor a debate club at his daughter's school, is in the [brackets]:
******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******
[No, the asterisks are not hiding DUmmie "F"-words this time. They're actual asterisks.]
I see the look in Biden's eye. He's ready to pounce. . . .
[First the pounce, then the bounce! The Biden Bounce!]
He's loaded for bear. . . .
[I think they loaded Joe up on Red Bull before the debate.]
He looks like a shark.
[He looks like a snark.]
"Malarkey!" Go, Joe!
[Snarky! Go, Joe! Keep doing that!]
JOE STOMPS ON RYAN'S FACE!!!!
[The DUmmies think they're watching a wrestling match, and they're cheering for the villainous "heel" against the virtuous "face."]
He is kicking ass. Love the expressions on his face while Ryan is blathering.
[How to Win Friends and Influence People--NOT!]
Don't smile so hard, Joe. . . . Joe is laughing a bit too hard. It does not look good to me.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]
I worry he's laughing too much. He laughs when he is ready to pounce. But how will indies view it?
[Nonsense! Who needs 'em anyway?]
"This is a bunch of stuff" LMAO! GO JOE
[Stay classy, Joe!]
Joe's WTF looks are absolutely priceless.
[Turning off independents, undecideds, and women by the boatloads--and it's absolutely FREE! Thanx, Joe!]
HOLY SH*T . . . UNLEASH THE BIDEN
i think he's laughing too much. people out there may think it's disrespectful. . . .
[Naah! Not a chance!]
[Joe closes the Arousal Gap.]
Joe needs to cut down on the open laughing a little bit makes a point, too much is over the top.
[NO! There can never be enough!]
Joe needs to quit smirking - it's not professional. . . .
[SHHH!!! STOP! QUIET! KEEP IT UP, JOE!]
Mr president, THIS IS HOW YOU RAPID RESPOND TO BS!
[Joe heads up the Democrats' Rabid Response Team.]
I love his straight forward demeanor.
[Da meaner demeanor.]
I can hear the RW critics now; "Joe was RUUUUUUDE!"
[Actually, that's what just about every analyst and focus group in America said after the debate.]
This is a master class in debating. . . .
[Joe is master-debating right there on national TV.]
Joe Biden is qualified to be president . . .
[. . . of the Obnoxious Jerks of America Society.]
I hope that is the take away from this for the average viewer.
[No, I think the "take away" from this will be that . . . they're coming to take Joe away, ha ha . . . to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time. . . .]
I'm not a guy but I have a boner right now. . . .
[Is that you, Rachel Madcow?]
SOMEONE needs to "blow their top" show some passion or SOMETHING!!!
[Watch out! Joe is blowing his top! The plugs are becoming unplugged! Duck!]
Joe does seem to get so angry all he can do is smile and laugh at him- which is unprofessional and rude but at least it is emotion.
[Unprofessional and rude--a SURE way to win over those undecideds! Let the Biden Bounce begin!]
In before # 10!!
Which begs the question: anyone seen Vilsack lately?
well if it isn’t lord haw-haw.
looking at young ryan and old biden. it’s like the story of the newly practicing attorney who contacted the old attorney of his client’s opponent in what the young attorney thought was an open and shut case in his favor. the old attorney made much of his vast experience with the law and that he had never heard of any such thing as what this young whippersnapper was talking about. so finally the young attorney told the old one “fine, when we go before the judge, i’ll bring the book of law and you bring your birth certificate.”
well if it isn’t lord haw-haw.
I MEAN BIDEN OF COURSE. NOT YOU PASTOR CHARLES
Notice how unimportant any of the issues are to these clown college cretins!
“Smirkin’ Joe Crazier” will be a viral meme by Monday...
Woops! Forgot the linkie! Here it is:
THREAD, "******OFFICIAL BIDEN/RYAN DEBATE THREAD #1******"
Nice - thanks for sharing...
Sorry, forgot to ping you when I mentioned you. Unlike Biden, my momma raised me to be polite...
If you watched CNN, which I have to admit I did.. As Biteme smirked, laughed, interrupted, the needle from Women, and the undecided, dropped like a bomb.. It was a sight to behold.. :)
That one hit my funny bone there Charlsie.
I’ll Tell ya Carlo, what Just stunned me was when that ass was grinning while we talked about dead Americans in Libya.
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