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DUmmie FUnnies 10-22-12 (What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 22, 2012 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/22/2012 5:12:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

One big reason to vote for Romney is to see the absolutely HILARIOUS DUmmie meltdown post Nov. 6. We can get a sneak preview of just how mental the DUmmies will become in this THREAD, "What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?" Already the DUmmies are TARGETING polling companies that dare to accurately reflect the current state of the electorate. So let us now watch the DUmmies go into pre-election meltdown mode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the comedy gold will become even more frequent over the next two weeks until the mother of all DUmmie meltdowns, is in the [barackets]:

What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?

[I will be sent away to a Walmart Detention Center without a chance to bring my toothbrush.]

What do you think will happen if Romney wins the election? Will the world end? Will unemployment go back up? Will we continue to grow ourselves out of this severe recession? Will the Repubs take all the credit if the economy continues to rebound?

[The latter is the REAL DUmmie fear. The economy rebounds bigtime so who the hell would want to vote in a socialist in the future to ruin it again?]

What do you think will happen with women rights? What do you think will happen to the Supreme Court? What do you think will happen with the deficit? How long before we are hit with another terrorist attack because we have an arrogant asshole in the White House?

[You mean like the terrorist attack at Benghazi that the Bamster claimed was a spontaneous response to a video trailer that almost nobody watched? And now on to the other fearful DUmmies.]

Supreme Court will be f*cked for the rest of my lifetime

[Over the next four years ApocAlito II, III, and IV will be appointed to join ApocAlito I on the High Court.]

DU will melt down.

[You win a SUPER Kewpie for accurately forecasting the near future.]

Beware the dark side Luke... I'm not gonna entertain fear because I can't fathom a Romney win.

[Good news. Obama can remain as president in the Alternate Universe. May the Farce be with you.]

Gloating by republicans at the golf club. Being a minority democrat, I already am outnumbered in every political debate. On positive side they might buy me a drink or two to soothe my emotions.

[Already have your mind set on mooching?]

He'll be in office for two terms. So it will be eight more years before we can end this depression. And SCOTUS will be perma-f*cked.

[GASP! You mean he will beat Joe Biden in 2016?]

otal loss of all national park and wildlands; Global economic collapse; WW3; air like China and Ind India; massive homelessness and escalated poverty levels affecting up to 1/2 of all Americans; fascism and police state to control the results; the ignominy of being "lead" by a lying sociopath and a lying cretin

[Take the L-pill NOW and spare yourself the pain.]

I don't think Rmoney can legitimately "win" this election. Stealing it is much more likely. If that happens, we're screwed. Good-bye health care reforms. Good-bye planned parenthood. Good-bye social safety net. Good-bye income tax deductions that benefit the middle class. Good-bye hundreds of thousands of jobs. Hello more war. Hello extreme right wingers on the Supreme Court.

[Already have your excuse lined up?]

you and i both know that if Romney steals this election. We are screwed.

[Doesn't that make you happy, Ben Burch?]

Pretty sure the world will end

[The entire universe will enter the rip in the space/time continuum.]

Basically business will see it as open season on labor in general. They already have citizens united, and an Rmoney presidency will give them all the cover they need to put yet more downward pressure on compensation. The climate will be perfect for advancing and securing serfdom.

[The peasants are revolting. They stink on ice.]

After eight more years of Republican reign, America may never be able to take over again. They would seal off all possible avenues to being overthrown. In other words, a permanent coup.

[Fears of a Coup Coup DUmmie.]

A foreigner will steal my job and I will die in the gutter

[A DUmmie destined to become GUtter Clutter.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; mittromney
November 6 will be VERY entertaining!!!
1 posted on 10/22/2012 5:12:35 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix

IBTP?


2 posted on 10/22/2012 5:13:19 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: PJ-Comix

IB4P?


3 posted on 10/22/2012 5:15:35 AM PDT by Mercat (The death of our ambassador was not "optimal.")
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


4 posted on 10/22/2012 5:16:47 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (Beware the Rip in the Space/Time Continuum)
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To: PJ-Comix
[Good news. Obama can remain as president in the Alternate Universe. May the Farce be with you.]


5 posted on 10/22/2012 5:17:23 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: PJ-Comix
“A foreigner will steal my job and I will die in the gutter”

Because such a thing has never happened under Obama.

6 posted on 10/22/2012 5:17:30 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
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To: PJ-Comix

LOL!


7 posted on 10/22/2012 5:19:49 AM PDT by Michigander222
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To: PJ-Comix

Two days after the Romney inauguration the papers will rediscover the homeless. The number of people in poverty will triple. (already up under 0bama, but the media ignores it)
People will be dying in the streets. Suicides in the military will be up (already up under 0bama, but the media ignores it) Global warming will return.
I have no pity for the democrats who will wail and moan.


8 posted on 10/22/2012 5:21:42 AM PDT by I want the USA back
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To: Hillarys Gate Cult
“A foreigner will steal my job and I will die in the gutter”

Ah, so he mows lawns for a living? Well, wake up and smell the coffee, those jobs will go to illegal aliens no matter who wins the election.

9 posted on 10/22/2012 5:21:50 AM PDT by NRA1995 (I'll cling to my religion, cigars and guns till they're pried from my cold dead fingers!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I shutter to think that My freedom and liberty will be restored.


10 posted on 10/22/2012 5:23:40 AM PDT by albie ("Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow." Benjamin Frankli)
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To: PJ-Comix
Gloating by republicans at the golf club. Being a minority democrat, I already am outnumbered in every political debate. On positive side they might buy me a drink or two to soothe my emotions.

[Already have your mind set on mooching?]

And yet I'll bet that this DUmmie is outraged -- OUTRAGED, I tell you --- over the Romney "47%" comment.

11 posted on 10/22/2012 5:26:21 AM PDT by kevkrom (If a wise man has an argument with a foolish man, the fool only rages or laughs...)
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To: PJ-Comix

Nov.7th - riots by the “takers” against the “makers”.


12 posted on 10/22/2012 5:33:06 AM PDT by TNoldman (AN AMERICAN FOR A MUSLIM/BHO FREE AMERICA.)
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To: COBOL2Java

Well, there’s always HBO to answer the demand...
If Romney Win’s, I believe Aaron Sorkin will be prepared to accomodate the “woulda-shoulda-coulda”...


13 posted on 10/22/2012 5:36:36 AM PDT by hkusp40
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To: NRA1995; bcsco

As we say in the Chicago suburbs:

Good Landscapers and Good Cigars - the best come from Central America.


14 posted on 10/22/2012 5:37:33 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
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To: PJ-Comix

November 7 could be more interesting! L&L


15 posted on 10/22/2012 5:37:37 AM PDT by bjc (Check the data!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

http://www.mrctv.org/videos/obama-supporter-mitt-romney-communist


16 posted on 10/22/2012 5:49:35 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not a Matter of Opinion)
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To: PJ-Comix
...massive homelessness and escalated poverty levels affecting up to 1/2 of all Americans; ...

There is already massive homelessness in the US now, but the SRM won't report it with a dim in the white hut.

Good-bye health care reforms. Good-bye planned parenthood. Good-bye social safety net. Good-bye income tax deductions that benefit the middle class. Good-bye hundreds of thousands of jobs. Hello more war. Hello extreme right wingers on the Supreme Court.

[Already have your excuse lined up?]DUmmies say that like it is a bad thing. I think getting the libs off the court would be a great start.

17 posted on 10/22/2012 5:53:39 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: PJ-Comix

On the same thread, one DUmmie says the Republicans will take credit for the economy that’s already getting better. Other DUmmies claim that there will be more poverty and job losses while ignoring that is exactly what has been happening.

They can’t agree with each other much less with reality.


18 posted on 10/22/2012 5:54:25 AM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Democrat Underground and Free Republic really are a mirror image of each other. Including many of the same fears. I guess politics really is a big circle.
19 posted on 10/22/2012 5:56:39 AM PDT by Tupelo (Republicans, ...Are any of them worthy of my vote?)
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To: PJ-Comix
What is your biggest fear if Romney wins the election?

Here we see the DUmmies go into full Paromnoia mode.

20 posted on 10/22/2012 6:00:28 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix
[I will be sent away to a Walmart Detention Center. . . .]

They're now being remodeled as Bain Reeducation Centers:


21 posted on 10/22/2012 6:02:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: hkusp40
If Romney Win’s, I believe Aaron Sorkin will be prepared to accomodate the “woulda-shoulda-coulda”...

"The West Wing II", now with more melanin!

Oh, I'm sorry, was that my outside voice?

22 posted on 10/22/2012 6:10:39 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm not voting for Obama, so therefore I must be helping Romney!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Translation: They will take my free candy.


23 posted on 10/22/2012 6:15:19 AM PDT by bray (Islam- A billion medieval savages can't be wrong!)
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To: TNoldman

Nov.7th - fundamental physics demonstrations by the “makers” for the “takers”.


24 posted on 10/22/2012 6:17:31 AM PDT by Noumenon (“...the other side wants everything in America to be free, except us.” -- Paul Ryan)
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To: PJ-Comix

The DUmmie Underground Resistance Fighters (DURF) are hunkered down in their Perfect Rovian Storm Cellars. The walls are lined with canned goods and powdered instant foods. Cartons of triage milk and jugs of distilled water are stacked on the floor. The Resistance Fighters, their faces full of concern and working-class nobility, are huddled in groups around their shortwave radios. A man is trying to pick up the signal. A woman is holding her crying baby. "Any word, Will?" "No, Nadin, I can't raise them."

Meanwhile, overhead, bands of young men in shortsleeved white shirts and neckties are going from house to house, confiscating coffee and looking for Progs to take to the Bain Reeducation Centers.


And a tumbleweed blows across the dusty prairie.

Welcome to Mitt Romney's America.

25 posted on 10/22/2012 6:18:30 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: Tupelo

In a way it’s quite disconcerting. We have virtually nothing in common with a significant portion of our own countrymen. It’s a house divided; how can it stand?

Imo, it all devolves from the rejection of God, and the acceptance of moral relativism. Insanity ensues.


26 posted on 10/22/2012 6:21:47 AM PDT by ecomcon
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To: PJ-Comix
Pretty sure the world will end

At least mankind will be wiped out--which will be good for the planet, won't it? See, some good CAN come out of this!

27 posted on 10/22/2012 6:23:24 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

LOL - Excellent!


28 posted on 10/22/2012 6:24:14 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: PJ-Comix
The climate will be perfect. . . .

That's what I'm talking about!

29 posted on 10/22/2012 6:25:42 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix
In other words, a permanent coup.

A permanent coupon? That's music to PJ's ears!

30 posted on 10/22/2012 6:28:18 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix
A foreigner will steal my job and I will die in the gutter

Pitt sounds dejected.


31 posted on 10/22/2012 6:31:06 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix

BTW, PJ, this could be a DUbble DUFU Monday. I’m working on an idea.


32 posted on 10/22/2012 6:35:02 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Paromnoia strikes deep.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey DUmmies, don’t get to worked up. The world is already going to end on 12/21, the Mayans told us so! This election is really irrelevant and you should just skip it.


33 posted on 10/22/2012 6:36:45 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Their biggest fear should be that Romney will be true to his word, and open up federal lands and shores for drilling, rescind Dodd-Frank, and reform taxes such that an economic recovery will begin in rapid fashion. By June, liberal fiscal policies should be thoroughly discredited. Keynesianism too.

Benghazi already discredited liberal appeasement as foreign policy.


34 posted on 10/22/2012 6:36:45 AM PDT by wayoverontheright
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To: I want the USA back
Two days after the Romney inauguration the papers will rediscover the homeless. The number of people in poverty will triple

That would happen anyway once they start correcting the phony bullsh*t numbers they've been putting out for four years.


35 posted on 10/22/2012 6:40:00 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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To: PJ-Comix
I've got a liberal friend (trying to save her)... That is sure, sure that if elected Romney will single handedly.... Ban all abortions; cut taxes on "the rich"to nothing; raise taxes on the middle class; deny her and everyone like her healthcare; ban gay marriage everywhere; take away her right to vote; take away minorities' right to vote.

Yes, she is serious about those last two. This is the depth of the disconnect from reality the brainwashing by the left has produced. Sure, stopping abortions, saving lives is a great idea, hope we win there. But that won't be Mitt single-handed.

36 posted on 10/22/2012 7:00:21 AM PDT by ThunderSleeps (Stop obama now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Basically business will see it as open season on labor in general.

Jobs! Jobs will make a comeback, the horror of capitalistic exploitation as people work *gasp* for their supper instead of getting all they need from benevolent leaders like Obama. (/sarcasm)

37 posted on 10/22/2012 7:02:12 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: PJ-Comix

Into the top 40 like Kasey Kasem on his walker!!


38 posted on 10/22/2012 8:18:35 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: albie
I shutter to think that My freedom and liberty will be restored.

I think they really shudder to think that their neighbor's freedom and liberty will be restored. The DU'ers are obviously willing to forgo freedom and liberty for themselves, as long as others are restrained.

39 posted on 10/22/2012 8:49:44 AM PDT by MissNomer
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To: Arrowhead1952
One thing that occurs to me is that if they want "free" universal health care, there is a way to get it. It's not easy, but it's good for your lifetime, and covers a lot of your health concerns.

ENLIST! The VA might not be the best, but what can you expect from government managed care? And payment is purely based on income and available insurance.

It might be more of a sacrifice than the "bright" ones are willing to make, however...

40 posted on 10/22/2012 8:58:08 AM PDT by jonascord (Democrats are the people on the Left Side of the IQ Bell Curve.)
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To: wayoverontheright

“By June, liberal fiscal policies should be thoroughly discredited. Keynesianism too.”

Again!


41 posted on 10/22/2012 9:00:54 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hey! Sometimes we wore long-sleeved white shirts! Let's be accurate!
42 posted on 10/22/2012 9:34:05 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day (There's no shame in attacking a criminal's bean bag. -- Ron Swanson)
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To: PJ-Comix

Goodness. In what kind of ignorance bubble are those people living? They’re parroting the leftist (accuse the opposition of what you’re doing) talking points without knowing what’s going on around them at all. All the things that they’re predicting will happen in a Romney presidency will come to pass, but only if O’Bozo retains the White Hut.

They’re the same as the commies in Russia and the national socialists in Germany. They will not wake up until they’re carting wheelbarrows of money around to buy a loaf of bread, and some of them, not even then.

It’s sad that our schools are pouring this mush into our children’s heads. They’re not being taught history, and they are doomed to repeat it. Worse than sad.


43 posted on 10/22/2012 10:20:54 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: PJ-Comix
I'm not gonna entertain fear because I can't fathom a Romney win

Fathom of the Obama

44 posted on 10/22/2012 11:41:55 AM PDT by mikrofon (Amusical Theatre)
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To: jonascord
The VA might not be the best, but what can you expect from government managed care? And payment is purely based on income and available insurance.

I served for almost 40 years, and now have TRICARE Prime as a primary healthcare. Some benefits are OK, but the wait times are not acceptable. My neighbor was a one issue voter which was the "free healthcare", and I told him "if you think it is expensive now, wait until it is free". He now regrets voting for the won - lost his business because of healthcare increases.

45 posted on 10/22/2012 11:51:15 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 ("It's better to vote for a Republican you don't know than wind up with a dim you don't like".)
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To: PJ-Comix

Gloating by republicans at the golf club. Being a minority democrat, I already am outnumbered in every political debate. On positive side they might buy me a drink or two to soothe my emotions.


Hey, is that Obama posting?


46 posted on 10/22/2012 4:44:21 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (If there is a war on women, the Kennedys are the Spec Ops troops.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Will the Repubs take all the credit if the economy continues to rebound?

[The latter is the REAL DUmmie fear. The economy rebounds bigtime so who the hell would want to vote in a socialist in the future to ruin it again?]

So True...

What do you think will happen with women rights?

It will be betyter than the Muslim countries...

How long before we are hit with another terrorist attack because we have an arrogant asshole in the White House?

Like September 9, 2012, DU poster??? Or don't you call the attack a terrorist attack - just like LIBERALS don't call the WTC bombing under Clinton a terrorist attack...

Gloating by republicans at the golf club. Being a minority democrat, I already am outnumbered in every political debate. On positive side they might buy me a drink or two to soothe my emotions.

The COUNTY CLUB REPUBLICANS won't be cheering because TEA PARTY will control the house and Senate!!

Total loss of all national park and wildlands

Romney, May I put in my bid for ACADIA?

Global economic collapse

NEWS Flash: GREECE and Spain not on the planet according to DU Poster!!

massive homelessness and escalated poverty levels affecting up to 1/2 of all Americans

O will take credit for that??

the ignominy of being "lead" by a lying sociopath and a lying cretin

You, DU poster don't like O?

Stealing it is much more likely

In Philly the New BLACK PANTHER PARTY will TELL PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR ROMNEY!

Good-bye health care reforms. Good-bye planned parenthood. Good-bye social safety net. Good-bye hundreds of thousands of jobs.

Bye OBAMACARE, Bye PLANNED HOMICIDE, DU Poster, do you know GM is building a new plant in CHINA and they'll be closing 3 more plants in the USA?

November 6 will be VERY entertaining!!!

True...

47 posted on 10/23/2012 11:38:29 AM PDT by ExCTCitizen (Yes, Obama, I had help with my business. MY CUSTOMERS!)
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