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DUmmie FUnnies 10-26-12 ("Your First Time": DUmmies dig on Dunham)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 26, 2012 | Lena Dunham, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 10/26/2012 9:36:33 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson

Imagine if Rachel Maddow, Janeane Garofalo, and Sandra Fluke got together and somehow were able to produce a child. Sandy was off her pills one month, Rachel was feeling randy, and Janeane was in there somewhere, too. So assuming this dérange à trois could produce offspring, what would it look like? Answer: Lena Dunham.

Who is Lena Dunham, you ask? Well, I had to ask, too, when I came across that name last night. When I first saw it, I thought it said "Leon Durham," the old first baseman for my Chicago Cubs. Leon Durham--the guy who let that ground ball go through his legs against the Padres (pulling a Buckner two years before Buckner), thus costing the Cubs a trip to the World Series. Yeah, that Leon Durham. I still get upset about it.

But I digress. Back to Lena Dunham. It turns out left-leaning Lena is some actress type on a show I've never heard of. But apparently a few people do watch her show--about 30 or 40 college-age girls, it seems. That would be the demographic the Obama campaign is going after with a new YouTube VIDEO that Lena Dunham did for them, called "Your First Time."

The theme of the video is Ms. Dunham comparing premarital sex with voting for Barack Obama. The first time you fornicate, it should be with a great guy, and that guy is Barack Obama. He's Mr. Dreamy. So lay down on your back, open wide, and pull the lever. That's about the size of it. Sluts for Obama. I kid you not.

Now wait a minute. . . . Dunham, Dunham--where have I heard that name before? That's right! Stanley Ann Dunham and her boy Barry! Maybe Lena and Our President are related, on the freaky white Dunham side. That would explain the weirdness. Call in Henry Louis Gates, and he can do a DNA test.

So Lena Dunham has done this "Your First Time" video, and it has gone viral. Ewww, maybe I should rephrase that. It has taken off faster than Big Bird on a binder full of horses. Besides lighting up Lena, BO gives the DUmmies the Big "O," too, and so they luv the vid, of course. Witness this THREAD, "Lena Dunham (of HBOs "Girls"): Your First Time." You can view the video embedded--no pun intended--at that DUmmieland link, in case the YouTube link doesn't work.

But before we get to the debauched DUmmies, let us first hear from the deflowered Ms. Dunham herself--we'll call this part the DUnham FUnnies--in Baboon Butt Red, while the commentary of your gobsmacked humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, hoping this Dunham video is seen by millions, since it will cause all decent and civilized people to vote for Romney, is in the [Barackets]:

Your first time shouldn't be with just anybody. You want to do it with a great guy. It should be with a guy with beautiful . . .

[. . . contraceptives.]

Someone who really cares about and understands women.

[Someone like, oh, Ted Kennedy or Bill Clinton.]

A guy who cares whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control.

[But only if you don't have to pay for it yourself.]

The consequences are huge.

[Hugh, I tell you!]

You want to do it with a guy who brought the troops out of Iraq.

[And pulled the security team out of Benghazi.]

You don't want a guy who says, "Oh hey, I'm at the library studying," when he's really out not signing the Lilly Ledbetter Act.

[ICK! You DON'T want to do the Sandra Fluke Act with HIM!]

Or who thinks that gay people should never have beautiful, complicated weddings of the kind we see on Bravo or TLC all the time.

[It's a FUnnie world nowadays, isn't it? The heterosexuals DON'T want to get married, and the homos DO!]

It's a fun game to say, "Who are you voting for?" and they say "I don't want to tell you," and you say, "No, who are you voting for?" and they go, "Guess!"

[Wheeeee!!! It's FUn!]

Think about how you want to spend those four years. In college-age time, that's 150 years.

[And after those 150 years, you still won't be able to get a job.]

Also, it's super uncool to be out and about and someone says, "Did you vote?" and "No, I didn't vote, I wasn't ready."

[So make sure that you ARE ready! All you college-age girls, be sure and GET OUT THERE AND VOTE on November 7th!]

My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand.

[Kind of like the Fluke bedroom, where's there's a line in the Sandra.]

Before I was a girl. Now I was a woman.

[And now I'm making this idiotic ad.]

I went to the polling station and pulled back the curtain.

[I was ready to be polled.]

I voted for Barack Obama.

[Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! You did it with Mr. Dreamy! And once you've done Barack, you'll never go back! . . . But, but, wait. . . . Lena, I read on your bio that you are 26 years old. That means that the first time you were eligible to vote was in . . . in 2004, not 2008. Hmmm. . . . Did you not vote for Jean-Francois Kerry?? You know, the guy who served in Vietnam? Are you saying Kerry was slut-boated? Were you not ready? Or were you saving yourself for Barack?]

[The DUmmies now dig on Dunham . . .]

Lena Dunham (of HBOs "Girls")

[Now she's one of BHO's "Girls."]

Your First Time

[Virginia is in a swing state.]

Cute

[Cute, with cooties.]

I just saw it and came to see if it had been posted.

[Oh, she's been posted, alright.]

Oh, and it's pissing off the creepy Republicans, so... YAY!!

[YAY for offending all decent and civilized people and driving them to vote for Romney!!]

Yes, they are trashing it big time.

[Lena scores high in the trash poll!]

She's voting with her lady parts!

[T M I !!]

Can't wait for the follow up video.

[I can see it now: "I Was Barack's Baby Mama!" Stay classy, Obama campaign!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: debauched; deflowered; deranged; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; dunham; dunhamfunnies; lenadunham; leondurham; obama; slutsforobama
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1 posted on 10/26/2012 9:36:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson
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To: Charles Henrickson

IBTP!!


2 posted on 10/26/2012 9:41:08 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...

PING!


3 posted on 10/26/2012 9:41:41 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 10!


4 posted on 10/26/2012 9:42:12 AM PDT by glasseye
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To: Charles Henrickson
Now wait a minute. . . . Dunham, Dunham--where have I heard that name before? That's right! Stanley Ann Dunham and her boy Barry! Maybe Lena and Our President are related, on the freaky white Dunham side.

I wondered the same when I saw the first post about this. Yours is the first comment I've seen acknowledging the point. Thanks! BTW, what's she counting, how many guys left her to pay the tab?

5 posted on 10/26/2012 9:42:18 AM PDT by bcsco (Bourbon gets better with age...I age better with Bourbon.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A guy who cares whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control.

In other words, a guy interested in one thing with no responsibility or strings attached.
6 posted on 10/26/2012 9:42:32 AM PDT by cripplecreek (What does it profit a man if he gains the whole world but loses his soul?)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Now wait a minute. . . . Dunham, Dunham--where have I heard that name before? That's right! Stanley Ann Dunham and her boy Barry! Maybe Lena and Our President are related, on the freaky white Dunham side. That would explain the weirdness. Call in Henry Louis Gates, and he can do a DNA test.

And the sound of dueling ukeleles plays in the background.

7 posted on 10/26/2012 9:43:08 AM PDT by KarlInOhio (Big Bird is a brood parasite: laid in our nest 43 years ago and we are still feeding him.)
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To: bcsco

Dunham...sounds incestuous (not that there’s anything wrong with that in DUmmieland)


8 posted on 10/26/2012 9:44:20 AM PDT by bigbob
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To: Charles Henrickson

They haven’t pulled that crap yet??


9 posted on 10/26/2012 9:44:26 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Should the first time cost 5 trillion dollars, put 47 million people on food stamps, 23 million on unemployment, and be so painful like he put sand in the Vaseline — And he shouldn’t be a two pump chump, sure, he took care of himself, but what about you...did he even call you back or just put on his shoes and say he would call you back...And then not call you back for four years to do it again, because he wanted to use you again...just say’n. (repost)


10 posted on 10/26/2012 9:45:13 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: GeronL; PJ-Comix; All
They haven’t pulled that crap yet??

Perhaps. I can't get it to play on YouTube anymore. Team Barry may have thrown it down the Memory Hole. HOWEVER, you can still view the video embedded at the DUmmieland link I gave you, as well as at a host of other sites. Just google "Lena Dunham" and "Your First Time," and you should find oodles of places where you can see the vid.

11 posted on 10/26/2012 9:49:48 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

I was flipping channel and came across that show “Girls”, some women were waiting for their friend at an abortion clinic so they could throw her an abortion party....

I turned it off real fast.


12 posted on 10/26/2012 9:51:03 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: mylife

Last night I discovered that Liberals really seriously don’t like it if you post the YouTube video of the Vladimir Putin election advert this little twit stole the concept from.

And get even more pissed when pointing out that Putin could get away with the ad because he’s more of a real man than Obama is. Scratch that, it’s just that Putin is a real man while Obama isn’t.

Then get their heads to explode by posting that Nazi quote from PJ O’Rourke about people never fantasizing about being ravished by a Liberal.


13 posted on 10/26/2012 9:51:45 AM PDT by tanknetter
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To: bigbob

Now Rush has another name to add to the slut list. They coulda gone with Fluke, the original.


14 posted on 10/26/2012 9:52:24 AM PDT by IM2MAD
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To: Charles Henrickson

Top 20!


15 posted on 10/26/2012 9:53:04 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: GeronL

How Callous has society become?


16 posted on 10/26/2012 9:53:22 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"For Democrats, this year voting will be like sex. Awkward, embarrassing, with lots of crying afterwards."

David (Iowahawk) Burge

17 posted on 10/26/2012 9:53:27 AM PDT by Eric Pode of Croydon
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To: mylife

yep


18 posted on 10/26/2012 9:56:45 AM PDT by GeronL (http://asspos.blogspot.com)
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To: tanknetter

That is hilarious!
I heard about the Putin ad but haven’t seen it.


19 posted on 10/26/2012 9:58:08 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Vote for Obama?

Your first time, don't do it with just anybody, do it with an absolute prick.

20 posted on 10/26/2012 10:01:13 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Lena, he doesn’t respect you now, he won’t be there in the MORNING AFTER, and drugs, paid for by you and your other deFLOWERed minions, will not rid you of your guilt when you are 30..


21 posted on 10/26/2012 10:01:25 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: N. Theknow

Oh my... :)


22 posted on 10/26/2012 10:02:44 AM PDT by carlo3b (Less Government, more Fiber..)
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To: bigbob

Lena Dunham, Barry Dunher.


23 posted on 10/26/2012 10:02:55 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Mr. Henrickson, your opening paragraphs are some of your best writing.


24 posted on 10/26/2012 10:10:17 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: Charles Henrickson
To me that tattoo screams SYPHILIS.
25 posted on 10/26/2012 10:14:50 AM PDT by Gay State Conservative (Ambassador Stevens Is Dead And The Chevy Volt Is Alive)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Same haircut as the grandma on Roseanne.
26 posted on 10/26/2012 10:15:41 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
So Lena Dunham has done this "Your First Time" video, and it has gone viral. Ewww, maybe I should rephrase that. It has taken off faster than Big Bird on a binder full of horses.

My bayonet would not be getting anywhere near that!

Seriously, she's got more wrinkles at 26 than my middle-aged wife, and I already mentioned the old lady haircut...

27 posted on 10/26/2012 10:17:39 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
My first time voting was amazing. It was this line in the sand.

"I got sand in places I never knew I had!"

28 posted on 10/26/2012 10:24:36 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: bcsco

Wow and "Walter Dunham" looks a lot like Biden too....

A LOT of DIM-CEST going on....

29 posted on 10/26/2012 10:25:39 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Charles Henrickson
A much younger, liberal colleague went off to law school a couple of years ago in a blue state. We've had a couple a conversation since, including an extended discussion about global warming (needless to say, despite 16 years of steady temperatures, he's still a big believer).

One day, on his Facebook wall, he linked to an article advocating free abortions, and then made a broader statement supporting women's rights.

A couple of hot chicks (judging by their profile photos) then made fawning remarks in response. Perhaps my friend will start wearing a badge, "I support free abortion." Who knew it could be a pickup line?

30 posted on 10/26/2012 10:25:49 AM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Did you not vote for Jean-Francois Kerry?? You know, the guy who served in Vietnam? Are you saying Kerry was slut-boated? Were you not ready?

Too hung from the Greek mixer.

31 posted on 10/26/2012 10:28:13 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
She's voting with her lady parts!

Because she has no lady smarts.

Oh, and those ain't lady parts. She'd have to be a lady.

32 posted on 10/26/2012 10:29:56 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

So, her first time was with a dude who paid for the condoms, but left her will the bill for the motel room and the booze.


33 posted on 10/26/2012 10:37:54 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: bcsco

We don't talk that much about that branch of the family...

34 posted on 10/26/2012 10:40:22 AM PDT by GraceG
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To: Mr. Silverback

She’s voting with her lady parts!
Because she has no lady smarts.

Oh, and those ain’t lady parts. She’d have to be a lady.

New Obama Slogan:

When you ain’t got Lady Smarts...
Vote with your Lady Parts....


35 posted on 10/26/2012 10:48:23 AM PDT by GraceG
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36 posted on 10/26/2012 10:51:35 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Charles Henrickson

My first time voting WAS special. I voted for Ronald Reagan in the Florida primary in 1980.


37 posted on 10/26/2012 10:57:05 AM PDT by Ingtar (Everyone complains about the weather, but only Liberals try to legislate it.)
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To: AZLiberty

It was the girly man having a shot at single girls on birth control.


38 posted on 10/26/2012 11:01:08 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz
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To: GeronL; PJ-Comix; All

Lena may have pulled the lever for Obama, but it looks like Team Obama pulled the plug on her ad.


39 posted on 10/26/2012 11:12:22 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
When I first saw it, I thought it said "Leon Durham," the old first baseman for my Chicago Cubs. Leon Durham--the guy who let that ground ball go through his legs against the Padres. . . .

Leon Durham let a ground ball go through his legs. What does Lena Dunham let go through HER legs?

40 posted on 10/26/2012 11:15:27 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A guy who cares whether you get health insurance, and specifically whether you get birth control.

Believe me, when I was a young bad-boy stallion, making sure she got lots of contraception was ALWAYS on the front of the mind! I paid for it myself. I don't want to get stuck with the tattooed lady for 18 years.

41 posted on 10/26/2012 11:18:17 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Lazamataz

No one has addressed the real question.

Would laz hit it?


42 posted on 10/26/2012 11:38:35 AM PDT by Lx (Do you like it, do you like it. Scott? I call it Mr. and Mrs. Tennerman chili.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is it me, or does she look A LOT like Chris Matthews around the eyes and mouth?


43 posted on 10/26/2012 12:08:38 PM PDT by DemforBush (100% Ex-Democrat.)
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To: Lx; Lazmataz

He’s Laz. He’d hit it like a dinosaur-killing asteroid.


44 posted on 10/26/2012 12:09:00 PM PDT by Mr. Silverback (Reagan @ only 39/Mondale +5/Dukakis +17/McCain +3...panic is unwarranted. So is complacency.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Is that Fred Savage? I was ‘wonder’ing what he was doing these days. Playing some ugly chick on an HBO show, huh?


45 posted on 10/26/2012 12:18:42 PM PDT by tnlibertarian (I am not going to vote for Romney..... I already have.)
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To: DemforBush
Is it me, or does she look A LOT like Chris Matthews. . . ?

No wonder she got a thrill up her leg.

46 posted on 10/26/2012 12:19:38 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUnham FUnnies.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

With this episode the Obama campaign has jumped the slut.


47 posted on 10/26/2012 12:22:57 PM PDT by AZLiberty (No tag today.)
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To: GeronL
I was flipping channel and came across that show “Girls”, some women were waiting for their friend at an abortion clinic so they could throw her an abortion party.... I turned it off real fast.

Oh dear Lord! Our poor children. What is happening to our society?

48 posted on 10/26/2012 12:31:57 PM PDT by kimchi lover (Obyebye 2012)
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To: Charles Henrickson

if you’re a little woman you won’t do it with anybody.

You’ll do it with everybody


49 posted on 10/26/2012 12:37:20 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (We can’t just leave it (food choice) up to the parents. -- moochele obozo 2/12/2012 (cnsnews))
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To: Charles Henrickson
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50 posted on 10/26/2012 12:39:56 PM PDT by FredZarguna (Can he even count to zero?)
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