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Crayon Color Names For Liberals
The Looking Spoon ^ | 1-8-13 | The Looking Spoon

Posted on 01/08/2013 4:51:36 PM PST by The Looking Spoon

h/t to John Hawkins of Right Wing News for the tip on the #ProgressiveCrayonColors game at Twitter. Some are mine, but many of these were derived from what I found there.



TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: crayons; liberals; satire

1 posted on 01/08/2013 4:51:47 PM PST by The Looking Spoon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Pelosi - You have to use it to find out what color it is.


2 posted on 01/08/2013 4:53:09 PM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Yellow....nuff said.


3 posted on 01/08/2013 5:03:07 PM PST by Nekman (A vote made for Obama......is a vote made By a MORON!)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Put Some Ice on That Blue

Helicopter Dollars Green

Pro Choice Slurple

Minty Green Marxism

No Spending Problem Blarack


4 posted on 01/08/2013 5:14:25 PM PST by EasySt (Time to build that gulch...)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Wait a minute! Where’s the African-American crayon?


5 posted on 01/08/2013 5:16:02 PM PST by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (Some cultures are destined to remain stupid and we need to quit trying to uplift them.)
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To: The Looking Spoon
cowardly yellow is more like it...
6 posted on 01/08/2013 5:19:45 PM PST by Chode (American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Boehner Booberry. Hey, RINOs by any other name would be libs.


7 posted on 01/08/2013 5:26:32 PM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Christmas in Cambodia Red


8 posted on 01/08/2013 5:28:26 PM PST by bgill (We've passed the point of no return. Welcome to Al Amerika.)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Trillion-Dollar Coins Platinum


9 posted on 01/08/2013 5:39:00 PM PST by EasySt (Time to build that gulch...)
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To: EasySt

Polis-Frank Fudge Sickle Brown.


10 posted on 01/08/2013 6:20:18 PM PST by MtnClimber (I did not vote for 0bama, someone else did that!)
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

The Obama crayon would be black that progressively turns white.


11 posted on 01/08/2013 6:20:39 PM PST by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: OrioleFan

Or it could be the Michael Jackson crayon...


12 posted on 01/08/2013 6:35:00 PM PST by Clay Moore (The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
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To: OrioleFan

Actually, the Obama crayon would be an undefinable tone of beige on the outside and flaming commie red in the center.


13 posted on 01/08/2013 7:05:23 PM PST by Slyfox (The key to Marxism is medicine - V. Lenin)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Cracker White. It’s only 1 of 64.


14 posted on 01/08/2013 7:13:29 PM PST by DungeonMaster (Not voting against multiple ObamaPhoneWoman votes anymore.)
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To: DungeonMaster
Flesh, Indian red, periwinkle.

Gosh I'm old. I remember all those colors.

15 posted on 01/08/2013 7:19:37 PM PST by boop ("You don't look so bad, here's another")
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To: bgill
"Boehner Booberry."

Make it Boehner BooHooBerry instead.

16 posted on 01/08/2013 8:07:05 PM PST by mass55th (Courage is being scared to death - but saddling up anyway...John Wayne)
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To: The Looking Spoon

Real liberals would have just one color of crayon, because everyone is the same/equal in their world.
There would be just one drab colored; worn out Crayon for all to share!


17 posted on 01/08/2013 8:17:08 PM PST by HereInTheHeartland (Witty saying goes here...)
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Weenie White
Comrade Crimson
Outed Orange
Lazy Lime
Bummed Black


18 posted on 01/08/2013 9:56:50 PM PST by Swede Girl
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To: The Looking Spoon

Commie Copper
Traitor Taupe


19 posted on 01/08/2013 10:00:36 PM PST by Swede Girl
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To: OrioleFan
"The Obama crayon would be black that progressively turns white.

Transparent Gray?
20 posted on 01/09/2013 2:07:02 AM PST by clearcarbon
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To: The Looking Spoon

Darn. I clicked on this thread expecting to see a color called ‘Bullshit’.


21 posted on 01/09/2013 2:44:34 AM PST by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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