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Whatever happened to Jack Bauer?

Posted on 03/23/2013 12:25:01 PM PDT by JoeProBono



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1 posted on 03/23/2013 12:25:02 PM PDT by JoeProBono
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To: JoeProBono
too many DWI's?
2 posted on 03/23/2013 12:28:14 PM PDT by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
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To: JoeProBono

3 posted on 03/23/2013 12:30:17 PM PDT by deoetdoctrinae (The Old White Flag Republicans can go straight to He// and take their pal Obama with them!)
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To: JoeProBono

He’s on “Chopped?”


4 posted on 03/23/2013 12:31:39 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Establishment Republicans don't like that totalitarian thing unless it is THEIR totalitarian thing!)
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To: JoeProBono

Death panel got him.


5 posted on 03/23/2013 12:33:29 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: JoeProBono

He looked at Chuck Norris cross-wise...


6 posted on 03/23/2013 12:34:42 PM PDT by HiJinx (The New Year is here; to all Men Good Cheer. (Last one out, turn out the lights.))
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To: JoeProBono
"They" keep saying they're going to make "24 - The Movie", but I don't think it'll ever happen...... =:-(
7 posted on 03/23/2013 12:36:51 PM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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To: JoeProBono

Shows like that are no longer politically correct. They only worked when we had a cowboy in the White House. Now, we are supposed to be all touchy-feely and try to understand terrorists, thus, he is now a drone pilot targeting Pakistani kindergartens.


8 posted on 03/23/2013 12:36:56 PM PDT by mnehring
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To: JoeProBono

He quietly disappeared.


9 posted on 03/23/2013 12:37:00 PM PDT by gorush (History repeats itself because human nature is static)
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To: JoeProBono

He is working as a short order cook in a taqueria in a Vallero gas station in east Texas


10 posted on 03/23/2013 12:37:21 PM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: JoeProBono

Ran out of time.


11 posted on 03/23/2013 12:38:31 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: JoeProBono

That show “Touch” has to go down as one of the worst show ever put on TV, IMHO. I struggled through a couple episodes and that’s the last I’ve ever seen of Sutherland. It’s too bad. I really liked “24”.


12 posted on 03/23/2013 12:39:22 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Whatever happened to the land of the free, home of the brave?)
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To: JoeProBono

He’s on a secret mission that’s taking longer than expected.


13 posted on 03/23/2013 12:39:27 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: JoeProBono

He and Chloe now live in a quiet seaside village in Costa Rica and have garafolo as their scrub woman.


14 posted on 03/23/2013 12:42:32 PM PDT by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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To: JoeProBono
He reincarnated at Kevin Bacon on The Following
15 posted on 03/23/2013 12:45:25 PM PDT by llevrok (Keep your arms out. It makes it harder for them to throw a net over you.)
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To: JoeProBono

The Sequester got him...


16 posted on 03/23/2013 12:46:10 PM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: JoeProBono

CTU is no longer needed because Obama took care of all terrorists and all threats to the USA, and did it while he won the Nobel Peace Prize from the golf course.


17 posted on 03/23/2013 12:47:06 PM PDT by Ironfocus
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To: JoeProBono
They started shooting before 911, but it was the September 2001 events that made the show such a success and made it what it was.

If you were Kiefer Sutherland it would be hard to top 24. Anything similar would have been a let-down. So would anything different.

18 posted on 03/23/2013 12:47:13 PM PDT by x
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To: JoeProBono

I think he fell into a coma from sleep deprivation. Either that or his kidneys exploded.

I miss that show!


19 posted on 03/23/2013 12:48:13 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: JoeProBono

Give the guy a break. He personally saved the world at least five times in a television decade. He deserves a little R&R.


20 posted on 03/23/2013 12:51:31 PM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
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To: JoeProBono

24 was GREAT. Till they ran it into the ground.

TOUCH? Bites. So lame.


21 posted on 03/23/2013 12:51:50 PM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Ironfocus

Iirc ob said there is no war on terrorism, just al queda. The others get hundreds of million in military aid.


22 posted on 03/23/2013 12:52:02 PM PDT by morphing libertarian
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To: JoeProBono

Joe,

Our former president bushwhacked Jack Bauer and he now works for zero’s DHS teaching agents how to apply plastic hand cuffs. He was spotted watching a female field hockey team walk through the X-ray machine at O’hare Airport.
The Goalie noticed Jack’s leering grin, so she clobbered Jack with her big goalie stick. Jack’s been out on disability every since, He then got hooked on Oxy. Last I heard Zero invited him over to the White Hut for beer and barbecue.


23 posted on 03/23/2013 12:52:05 PM PDT by STD ( Intellectuals, they are a wrecking crew, dismantling civilization)
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To: JoeProBono
We never watched one episode of 24 when it was airing.

We started watching it a few weeks ago on Netflix streaming with no ads.

Love it.

24 posted on 03/23/2013 12:55:03 PM PDT by what's up
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To: JoeProBono

He’s on the TV Series - Touch - right now ... :-)


25 posted on 03/23/2013 12:55:25 PM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: llevrok

I watched about 2 or 3 episodes of The Following, then when they brought the two gay guys into the story line and the two kissed...my husband said “enough”! I agree...show was not good enough to AGAIN put up with MORE gay characters! The percentage of the population that are gay are in the single digits but every freaking show has at least one gay character in it!
I had planned on watching old episodes of 24 but after hearing Sutherland gush over the latest lib spokesperson, I gave up!


26 posted on 03/23/2013 12:55:58 PM PDT by 4everontheRight (And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
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To: what's up

That’s a great way to do it. I usually wait for a year before watching some series, and then watch it all in a few weeks (for the last year).

With “24” I never did see every single episode, but kept up - somewhat - with the story line. However, I started watching it on NetFlix, too - and started from the beginning, watching one right after the next.


27 posted on 03/23/2013 12:57:06 PM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: jeffc

SO ... “what?” ... the movie would be “One 24 hour day!” ... ??


28 posted on 03/23/2013 12:58:05 PM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: gorush

I’m watching him right now ... he didn’t disappear ... :-)


29 posted on 03/23/2013 12:58:38 PM PDT by Star Traveler (Remember to keep the Messiah of Israel in the One-World Government that we look forward to coming)
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To: JoeProBono
The Chinese brainwashed him when he was their prisoner. Now he's a greeter at Walmart protecting their stuff from shoplifters.

-PJ

30 posted on 03/23/2013 1:00:10 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
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To: JoeProBono

I prefer Mitch Rapp.


31 posted on 03/23/2013 1:06:10 PM PDT by CincyRichieRich (Keep your head up and keep moving forward!)
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To: JoeProBono

Drugs?


32 posted on 03/23/2013 1:08:42 PM PDT by Tax-chick (Why should I get Valium when wine comes in 5-liter boxes?)
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To: JoeProBono

His 24 hours of fame ran out.


33 posted on 03/23/2013 1:08:53 PM PDT by Alex Murphy ("If you are not firm in faith, you will not be firm at all" - Isaiah 7:9)
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To: JoeProBono

Jackquestration


34 posted on 03/23/2013 1:09:45 PM PDT by bigmak007 (They who can't control their own passions, want to passionately control others.)
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To: JoeProBono

He’s back at Gitmo as Lt. Kendrick.


35 posted on 03/23/2013 1:11:22 PM PDT by EEGator
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He and Chloe now live in a quiet seaside village in Costa Rica and have garafolo as their scrub woman.

LOL, if only that was true.

36 posted on 03/23/2013 1:12:00 PM PDT by Fzob (In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock. Jefferson)
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To: JoeProBono
He retired and took up knitting.


37 posted on 03/23/2013 1:32:51 PM PDT by SC DOC
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To: Caipirabob

He wasn’t a gay character.


38 posted on 03/23/2013 1:34:25 PM PDT by Average Al
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To: what's up
Funny, wife and I did the same thing. Quite watchable that way, could not stand dealing with commercials and waiting week to week.

I still like the dark haired girl from the early seasons, Sarah Clarke? Very sexy.

39 posted on 03/23/2013 1:35:42 PM PDT by doorgunner69
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To: SC DOC

40 posted on 03/23/2013 1:42:01 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: FlingWingFlyer
I watched a few episodes of Touch the first season. It was pretty bad.

"Jake. Help me Jake! Tell me what you want me to do, Jake. Is this what you wanted me to do, Jake?"

The premise was rather silly: a middle-aged guy running around like a puppet, supposedly taking orders from his non-communicative autistic young son.
41 posted on 03/23/2013 1:42:07 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: 4everontheRight
I am wondering whether The Following will be able to maintain, considering the subject. It seems to get more bizarre with each episode. The premise is rather far-fetched and gets moreso with each episode.

Hannible is supposed to be starting soon on one of the networks. I never watch the movies, so I have no intension of watching the series.

With all of the recent gun control jaw-yapping, I am surprised that Hollow-wood is making such violent shows. The CSI's, NCIS's, Bones, etc., seem to be getting worse by seeing how much more grotesque they can make for the remains of a deceased person.


42 posted on 03/23/2013 1:51:05 PM PDT by TomGuy
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To: JoeProBono

My kids hated “24”....when it was on everybody had to be quiet as church mice...no noise, no questions, dad was in the “24” zone...


43 posted on 03/23/2013 2:01:03 PM PDT by Popman
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He finally ran out of bullets and cell phone coverage.


44 posted on 03/23/2013 2:06:34 PM PDT by mirkwood (project gutenberg)
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45 posted on 03/23/2013 2:07:40 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: SC DOC
He retired and took up knitting.

A "cosy" for your Glock? How sweet!

Love the color...

Regards,
GtG

46 posted on 03/23/2013 2:11:54 PM PDT by Gandalf_The_Gray (I live in my own little world, I like it 'cuz they know me here.)
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To: JoeProBono

Jack Bauer gone galt.


47 posted on 03/23/2013 2:14:33 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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Obamacare death panel did him in.


48 posted on 03/23/2013 2:14:53 PM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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To: TomGuy

Good observations TomGuy!

I agree....I heard Glenn Beck mention the other day that one of the guys saw a movie trailer for a release of Jurassic Park and it had a warning on the screen that there would be.....gasp...smoking in the movie!! They commented on how it seemed Hollyweird was not concerned how violence would affect kids but smoking! Boy they were all over that!!!


49 posted on 03/23/2013 2:28:46 PM PDT by 4everontheRight (And the story began with..."Once there was a great nation......")
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 photo k6uIWnh_zps015d212f.jpg Maybe his cocaine habit got out of hand.
50 posted on 03/23/2013 2:34:12 PM PDT by RetSignman ("...a Republic if you can keep it")
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