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Find Your Inner Pirate
Talk Like A Pirate Day! ^ | Unkwno | Unknown

Posted on 09/17/2013 8:04:37 AM PDT by Little Ray

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To: Little Ray

Yarrr! This Thursday, Sept. 19 be ye olde Talk Like a Piratical Scurvy Knave Day!

And yon quiz tells me I be “The Captain!” Arrgh! Swab some decks, someone!


21 posted on 09/17/2013 11:33:52 AM PDT by Hetty_Fauxvert (FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)
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To: deadrock

My anchor is down and I am not sailing anywhere. I am just trying to figger out how customers will react when I answer their call in pirate...


22 posted on 09/17/2013 11:51:10 AM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

“Get down and swab the decks, ye scurvy dogs, before I swab it with your mangy beards. Arrr.”

Its all in the delivery...


23 posted on 09/17/2013 11:52:44 AM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: Little Ray

Yeah, that’s the guy, the chief mate, who wasn’t happy with the new restrictions on pirating. So, Captain Kidd, who was trying to obey the new laws, killed him and was hung for murder. Then they hung Captain Kidd’s body in a cage in London as an example of what they do to pirates.


24 posted on 09/17/2013 3:49:41 PM PDT by Eva
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To: Eva

And, sometime in the late 20th century, they found the document that would have cleared him...

Goes to show, never embarrass your investors...


25 posted on 09/17/2013 3:52:48 PM PDT by Little Ray (How did I end up in this hand-basket, and why is it getting so hot?)
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To: Little Ray
AAArrrrr! ...'ere, reportin' in... 8^)
i was delayed / detained by the mutiny in "the House"
against the well-heeled "swamp scalawags" in...

26 posted on 09/19/2013 4:37:04 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: Ol' Dan Tucker
'Dress-up-like-Margaret-Hamilton' day
What! ...that 'ol (WOZ) Witch?...
Oh! Hollow's Eve 10/31

one of her most famous roles; the green make-up was
reputed to have left a green tint on her skin.

27 posted on 09/19/2013 4:45:58 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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You are The Quartermaster

You, me hearty, are a man or woman of action! And what action it is! Gruesome, awful, delightful action. You mete out punishment to friend and foe alike – well, mostly to foe, because your burning inner rage isn’t likely to draw you a whole lot of the former. Still, though you may be what today is called “high maintenance” and in the past was called “bat-shit crazy,” the crew likes to have you around because in a pinch your maniacal combat prowess may be the only thing that saves them from Jack Ketch. When not in a pinch, the rest of the crew will goad you into berserker mode because it’s just kind of fun to watch. So you provide a double service – doling out discipline AND entertainment.



What's Yer Inner Pirate?
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!

28 posted on 09/19/2013 5:11:43 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income & tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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