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11 Girly Things Huffpo Wishes Men Would Do To Emasculate Themselves
soopermexican.com ^ | December 27, 2013 | soopermexican

Posted on 12/28/2013 2:37:39 AM PST by servo1969

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To: GladesGuru

She’s pouting because she wants me to something for her and she knows if she gets me going I’m gonna open my wallet, toss the cash and credit card at her so she’ll but up.

Just horrible the guilt she can put me through.

She’s a Princess.

She has her own money but wants to spend mine.

I’m fine with that.

Whatever makes her happy...

Inner peace through materialism.


41 posted on 12/28/2013 6:05:09 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: servo1969

My brother and I (we look nothing alike) took my kids to the playground when they were small. As we sat on the bench talking, I noticed two women staring at us. My brother quickly commented “They think we are a gay couple with kids”.
So I got that over with.


42 posted on 12/28/2013 6:08:45 AM PST by AppyPappy (Obama: What did I not know and when did I not know it?)
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To: Vendome

“I keep that place clean ever night and I am forever dusting it...”

I hear you. Before I married my husband, I dusted my kitchen faithfully every week. When I sold the place, the realtor asked if the stove had ever been used. Heck yes, I used to light my cigarettes from the burners.

That’s how I discovered I look good in short bangs.


43 posted on 12/28/2013 6:10:33 AM PST by mrs. a (It's a short life but a merry one...)
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To: Peet
The wymmyn get angry if you hold the door, I've taken to saying “whatever you want, ma'am” and letting go. Other, less vocal ones glare and march through without saying a word. They get a cheery “you're welcome” anyway. Women who smile and say “thank you” have passed the test, they're decent and were raised right. Little do the nasty ones know, I'll hold the door for anyone approaching, women or men, it's rude to let it shut in their face.
44 posted on 12/28/2013 6:24:33 AM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: mrs. a

LOL!!!

Reminds me of a time I got snowbound in Tulsa. The roads were unusable due to the amount of ice and the electric was gone-old.

So I need some heat. I grabbed a pack of cigarettes and a lighter .

Lit my cigarette, turned the gas on heater in the bathroom and as I was stooping down to light the thing with the lighter all of a sudden I saw bright light, felt incredible heat on my face and the sound of fire, Which was “WHOOSH !!!!”.

My face was still beat red when the cute neighbor gal dropped. Y and my hair was unmistakabley full of slip ends.

She laughed and invited herse I saw bright and made me drink some Sketch and quite a bit of wine before taking advantage of me.

I crafted a long stick out of a wire hanger and it enabled me to post a bit of wood to the end which I would light.

From then on I only lit the furnace while standing just on the other side of the wall which protected me from playing Kurt Russell ala the movie “Backdraft”.


45 posted on 12/28/2013 6:28:15 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: 1_Rain_Drop

If women are older than me, they appreciate the door being opened for them, and I do. If they’re my age or younger, they don’t and I don’t.

When you treat an entire gender as either threats or tools, be prepared for more personal space than you bargained for.


46 posted on 12/28/2013 6:31:36 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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To: servo1969

As Merle Haggard sang...
I’m rough and I’m rowdy,
I’m tough and I’m smart,
But I’ve got a tender heart.

I think having a tender heart is the foundation of being a true Man. Show me a dog doing something brave and I will cry. Show me a person doing something brave and I will cry. But I will not shirk the throat-cutting either. I will not freeze in fear. I will remember my ancestors and my family and will gladly lay my life down.


47 posted on 12/28/2013 6:47:53 AM PST by olepap (The time has come)
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To: servo1969
Most radical feminists truly believe conventional masculinity is a social construct. That is they really believe men wouldn't watch football games, fights, like cars, guns, hunting, hammering things, drilling things, making things unless society had conditioned them to do so.

All the rad-fem ideas about being able to raise boys to like girl things and vice versa have been thoroughly debunked. Just like the idea of the tabula rasa or blank slate. All rational people know this...it's just that radical feminists, being among the most irrational people in the world, haven't caught on yet.

48 posted on 12/28/2013 7:02:45 AM PST by driftless2
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To: Vendome

One time long ago one of my ex girl friends told me to tell her about my feelings. I told her I was feeling pretty hungry at the moment, and could she make me a sandwich. Our relationship didn’t last long.


49 posted on 12/28/2013 7:05:30 AM PST by driftless2
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To: machman
I say it is OK for men to cry, but only for certain things.

I'd say the death of your dog counts as one of those times.

50 posted on 12/28/2013 7:19:30 AM PST by SunTzuWu
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To: servo1969
I know why I don't read the HuffPo now. I didn't ring on any of the ten things they want men to do. I do carry a “purse” when I am fishing, it holds my tippets, flies, and extra reels along with a few other fishing necessities. Girly drinks? I let the women drink margaritas but I prefer to straight shoot the tequila. If I want a girly drink I'll have a gin and tonic with lime or a CC or Rum with coke. Make up? Lip balm when my lips are chapped to the max while out on the river is about the limit. So, I fail at the metro sexual.
51 posted on 12/28/2013 7:38:54 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: servo1969

Good God. I’m going to show this list to my husband....he always enjoys a good laugh.


52 posted on 12/28/2013 7:39:07 AM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: SunTzuWu
I'd say the death of your dog counts as one of those times

I agree with you whole heartedly on that note and add the loss of a close horse to that. I cried the hardest on the loss of my wife but the dog and horse really came close as they consoled me during the loss of my wife.

53 posted on 12/28/2013 7:46:50 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: driftless2

Sounds like on of my experiences.

So I’m watching the Super Bowl some years back.

Yeah, I was just laying around, drinking beer and waiting for the 1/2 time entertainment.

My girlfriend walks in, smoking hot and all smiles “Hey, babe. What’s on the TV?” She inquired.

“Dust...” I responded

And that how it started....


54 posted on 12/28/2013 7:52:24 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: SunTzuWu
I say it is OK for men to cry, but only for certain things.

I'd say the death of your dog counts as one of those times.

Agreed. My dog died earlier this year, and it was the first time I cried since my father died, 17 years earlier.

In fact, I would say three of the points raised in this otherwise silly article are valid:

Have more stylish clothing options.

Men's clothes were more stylish (especially back in the 40s and '50s) when they were not being created entirely by gay fashion designers.

Have fun with one’s children without being judged.

Real men do this all the time. But while having fun, you also need to teach them to be strong and confident.

Be able to show emotion without being labeled as gay or a “p*ssy.”

On rare occasions, only, as noted above. Saluting a display of the American flag at a funeral for a hero is perhaps another one.

55 posted on 12/28/2013 7:54:03 AM PST by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: Popman
If you don't like it...I really could COULDN'T care less...don't look at me...

See the grammar post above...

FMCDH(BITS)

56 posted on 12/28/2013 7:58:42 AM PST by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: SunTzuWu

I count dogs as part of family..... ;)


57 posted on 12/28/2013 7:59:25 AM PST by machman
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To: servo1969
What is wrong with number 8?

I pamper my guy all the time. From little things like bringing him a cold drink while he is shingling the house, back rubs afterwards, taking him to the movie of his choice to other things that are none of your business.

If I can't do things for him then I am just a lump. I don't like being a lump.

58 posted on 12/28/2013 8:06:20 AM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: servo1969

What an opportunity! Let’s create another list:

“11 Manly Things Men Wish They Could Do Without Judgement”.

(I’ll start)

1) Tell liberals to “STFU, you stupid communist!”
2) Tell criminals that, “If you break the law we are going to string you up!”
3) Tell Muslims to behave themselves like civilized people, or that they will be deported back to the nasty primitive dictatorships from which they emerged.


59 posted on 12/28/2013 8:06:24 AM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy (Last Obamacare Promise: "If You Like Your Eternal Soul, You Can Keep It.")
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To: Vendome

A gf was giving me the “silent treatment” and as I’m leaving to work night shift I notice we’re out of milk. When she feels fat, she drinks 2%, otherwise she wants whole milk, and whichever I bring home is going to be the wrong one. So I ask her what kind of milk she wants me to bring home. She answered “I don’t give a %$#& what milk you get.”

So I brought home goat milk. I really wanted camel, but no dice.


60 posted on 12/28/2013 8:15:01 AM PST by Anton.Rutter
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