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Congresswoman Proposes Expedited Legislative Procedure
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 7 Feb 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/09/2014 10:23:57 AM PST by John Semmens

Citing the “unwarranted thwarting of the will of the people by the Republicans in the House,” Representative Sheila Jackson Lee (D-Texas) unveiled what she called “an expedited legislative procedure.” Under this procedure, a so-called “full employment caucus” comprised of Democratic lawmakers will draft Executive Orders and pass them on to President Obama for his signature.

“We cannot sit by idly while the GOP uses out-dated clauses of the Constitution to block the initiatives of the Administration,” Jackson said. “By gathering the true representatives of voters into our caucus we can ensure that the President’s will prevails over obstructionism.”

Jackson went on to point out that “as long as everyone is willing to comply with the president’s executive orders they have the same impact as an Act of Congress. We’ll be able to bypass Congressional gridlock and get things moving.”

Included among the items under consideration for this expedited procedure are an increase in the minimum wage, extending unemployment benefits, loosening the restrictions on food stamps, and amnesty for immigrants in this country illegally. “Removing these impediments to prosperity is essential if the president’s vision for America is to be realized,” Jackson asserted.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://azconservative.org/2014/02/08/dems-say-obamacare-will-liberate-millions-from-workplace-drudgery/


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: democrats; executiveorders; satire; tyranny

1 posted on 02/09/2014 10:23:57 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

It is a good thing breathing is involuntary. This woman is too stupid to attempt such a thing. If you want to see the worst America has to offer visit the districts these idiots represent. They are the most crime infested, poverty stricken, poorly educated, and government dependent cesspools on par with the slums of Santiago.


2 posted on 02/09/2014 10:28:44 AM PST by Organic Panic
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To: John Semmens

nice one John. I come to read the replies, and you never cease to get under someone’s skin, before they figure it out.


3 posted on 02/09/2014 10:32:04 AM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature ($1.84 - The price of a gallon of gas on Jan. 20th, 2009.)
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To: Organic Panic; John Semmens
They are the most crime infested, poverty stricken, poorly educated, and government dependent cesspools on par with the slums of Santiago.

kak·is·toc·ra·cy [kak-uh-stok-ruh-see]

noun, plural kak·is·toc·ra·cies.

government by the worst persons; a form of government in which the worst persons are in power.

4 posted on 02/09/2014 10:33:18 AM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all -- Texas Eagle)
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To: John Semmens

Thank God this is satire, but we’re sooo close.... soooo close to this being reality.


5 posted on 02/09/2014 10:33:34 AM PST by Thorliveshere (Minnesota Survivor)
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To: John Semmens

“out-dated clauses of the Constitution”

Uh, there are no ‘out-dated’ clauses of the Constitution, dummy. Maybe the ‘out-dated’ clauses of the Constitution can be found on the flag that our astronauts put on Mars?


6 posted on 02/09/2014 10:33:37 AM PST by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise (What we need is to sucker the fedthugs into a "Tiananmen Square"-like incident on the National Mall!)
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To: John Semmens

Me thinks Sheila does not know what an Executive Order is


7 posted on 02/09/2014 10:33:42 AM PST by molson209 (Hillary Clinton)
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To: John Semmens

Your satire is at least a year too late reality and Herr Obozo.


8 posted on 02/09/2014 10:34:29 AM PST by Grampa Dave ( Obamacare is a Trinity of Lies! Obamaganda is failing 24/7/365! ObamaCare will fail 24/7/365!)
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To: John Semmens

This is not satire.


9 posted on 02/09/2014 10:34:52 AM PST by Jim Robinson (Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God!!)
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To: John Semmens

There’s a problem calling this article satire. It is too close to the truth to be satire.


10 posted on 02/09/2014 10:37:15 AM PST by jimbobfoster
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To: John Semmens

Queen Sheila the Fat is a step behind the curve. As of now, employment is an evil thing, leading to “job lock.”

Get with it, Queenie.


11 posted on 02/09/2014 1:39:12 PM PST by DPMD
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To: John Semmens

This is something I would expect the left to try sooner or later


12 posted on 02/09/2014 1:50:47 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: John Semmens

Ah yes, Sheila Jackson Lee, another shining member of The Socialist Party of America, and a Congresswoman, (isn’t that being a bit of a traitor?).


13 posted on 02/09/2014 3:06:44 PM PST by Terry L Smith
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