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I Am Kielbasa
The Catholic Thing ^ | February 21, 2014 | Austin Ruse

Posted on 02/21/2014 3:06:00 PM PST by NYer

Imagine the heartache of the cis-trans male who opens up Facebook and realizes there’s no gender category for him to choose from. It’s only male and female. This is just too outré for words. 

Doesn’t everyone know that gender is a social construct – that gender is malleable and may change from moment to moment? One could be five or six or seven of them before lunchtime and a few dozen more before climbing under the covers and turning into a butterfly, or whatever.

Gender is not in the head, you know, it is not in the brain. You are not wired in any particular way. All of this is a choice you make as you make and remake yourself throughout the day and throughout your life. (But somehow gays are also “born that way” and not to be subjected to reparative therapy.) Some go so far to say that even sex is a social construct, but these brave pilgrims are truly ahead of their time.

Facebook fixed all that now that you might choose what they call a “custom” gender. This bespoke genderism is a boon to those constricted by the tired choices of our fathers and grandfathers , who after all might have felt like non-op, non-binary trans men, but probably mistook it for the grippe.

Go to Facebook. Do it now. Click on “about,” then “basic information,” then “edit,” then “gender.” You will see three choices – male, female, and “custom.” Since that is all that drops down, you have to fill in what you want to be.

Type in “trans.” Go ahead. Don’t be afraid. Your choices appear: trans, trans female, trans male, trans man, trans person, trans woman, and then trans*, trans* female, trans* male, trans* man. For the life of me, I cannot figure out those asterisks.

Put in “man” and you get cis man, cisgender man, transsexual man, cis woman, cisgender woman. . . .you get the picture.

As confusing as these words can be, their meanings are even more confusing. Some months ago I wrote a column here about the fight between Warren Beatty’s daughter, who is a binary trans man going by the name of Stephen Ira, and Sonny and Cher’s daughter Chastity, also a binary trans man, who goes by the name of Chaz.

Chaz made a huge mistake on ABC and compared his transgenderism to a cleft palate and said it was a misfiring in the brain where his body did not match up with who he thought he was inside. Stephen Ira pounced, “I am a binary trans man, and I do not want Chaz, another binary trans man, representing me and simultaneously mistreating my non-binary comrades in this way.”

Sheer gobbledygook.

But it means something to them. As I did some months ago, I turn to a fellow named Asher who has placed his “Not Your Mom’s Trans 101” on a website called The Atheist Library. Asher says, “There are many trans people who are neither male or female. They cannot be categorized as ‘either/or.’ These people may use terms for themselves like genderqueer, androgynous, agender, or neutrois. They often use gender-neutral pronouns such as ‘ze/hir/hirs’ or ‘they/them/their/theirs.’ They can be both male and female, or none of the above, multi-gender, genderless, or something else entirely.”


        Chastity (left), who became Chaz (right)

You know who has gender just about right? Weird to say: the U. N. General Assembly.

Go figure that.

There are two definitions of gender in UN documents and one of them is in a hard law treaty. The Beijing Platform for Action, which is non-binding, says gender “should be understood as it is traditionally understood.” Not bad. But the binding treaty that established the International Criminal Court defines gender as “men and women in the context of society.” That “context of society” is a fishy formulation the gender crazies hope they can fool around with at some point. But for now “men and women” is darn good and certainly precludes non-op, non-binary trans men.

As promised here are few definitions just to wet your whistle. I will get you started and then you are on your own.

Pansexual is someone who believes they are many or all genders.

Agender is someone who believes they are no gender at all.

Genderqueer, according to the North American Lexicon of Transgender Terms, is a general category for identities other than man and woman, also considered non-binary and opposed to cisnormativity. Genderqueers may want to be referred to not as he or she but as one, ze, sie, hir, co, ey or they. When writing a letter to a genderqueer you will want to address they (sic) not as Mr. or Mrs. or even Ms. but as Mx.

A trans man, according to Wiki, is a female to male transgender or transsexual person. The trans man was assigned female at birth ,but self-identifies as male.

You note my sarcastic tone. While I recognize sarcasm as the lowest form of punditry, we must muster enough of the old oomph to laugh at these people and right in the kisser. Though in this context, I shudder at that word kisser.

Make no mistake, not everyone in the gender funhouse is happy. Some folks have been left off, and they’re plenty steamed. The custom list of genders at Facebook is custom in the same way ordering a shirt at Men’s Warehouse is. There are fifty-eight, and they’re all on the rack. They left off bioguy and biogirl. They left off demiguy and probably a lot more.

Some are petitioning for new categories. On local radio in DC this week, they reported on a guy who asked Facebook to add the gender he called “kielbasa.” Makes no sense. Makes perfect sense.

But then it struck me, something deep inside. I am kielbasa. I have been kielbasa all my life. Until I’m not.

 


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: facebook; facebookisthedevil; gender; heshe; transgender
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1 posted on 02/21/2014 3:06:01 PM PST by NYer
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To: Tax-chick; GregB; Berlin_Freeper; SumProVita; narses; bboop; SevenofNine; Ronaldus Magnus; tiki; ...

Strictly FYI and for a good laugh ... followed by a healthy cry, ping!


2 posted on 02/21/2014 3:06:56 PM PST by NYer ("The wise man is the one who can save his soul. - St. Nimatullah Al-Hardini)
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To: NYer

(Facebook expands male and female to 58 customizable genders)


Just the beginning of Facebooks “problems”.. or the end.. makes little difference..


3 posted on 02/21/2014 3:09:07 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: hosepipe

Looks like LGBTA is going to have to change their Acronym.

LBGTAAABCCCCCCCCCCFFGGGGGIMMNNNOPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

The following are the 58 gender options identified by ABC News:

Agender
Androgyne
Androgynous
Bigender
Cis
Cisgender
Cis Female
Cis Male
Cis Man
Cis Woman
Cisgender Female
Cisgender Male
Cisgender Man
Cisgender Woman
Female to Male
FTM
Gender Fluid
Gender Nonconforming
Gender Questioning
Gender Variant
Genderqueer
Intersex
Male to Female
MTF
Neither
Neutrois
Non-binary
Other
Pangender
Trans
Trans*
Trans Female
Trans* Female
Trans Male
Trans* Male
Trans Man
Trans* Man
Trans Person
Trans* Person
Trans Woman
Trans* Woman
Transfeminine
Transgender
Transgender Female
Transgender Male
Transgender Man
Transgender Person
Transgender Woman
Transmasculine
Transsexual
Transsexual Female
Transsexual Male
Transsexual Man
Transsexual Person
Transsexual Woman
Two-Spirit

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2014/02/heres-a-list-of-58-gender-options-for-facebook-users/


4 posted on 02/21/2014 3:17:04 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: NYer

This is why, except for its proper place in language or jocularisms (cf. Fowler’s Modern English Usage, 2nd Ed.), I avoid the word “gender”. The word “sex” is not a societal construct. You can argue whether it is in the head, someplace else, or all of the above, but it is real.


5 posted on 02/21/2014 3:18:17 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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To: NYer

Marriage equality for kielbasa! It will happen if kielbasa can join forces with the more powerful bacon lobby.


6 posted on 02/21/2014 3:20:19 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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To: Zeneta

I insist that the term VACANT be added to that long list, as there are doubtless MANY many Vacant Americans to whom Fazedbook is a second home!


7 posted on 02/21/2014 3:20:20 PM PST by MeshugeMikey (Where are The Weapons Of Mass Global Climate Change Destruction?)
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To: hosepipe; NYer

I wonder if there is the category “I am what I eat.”?

For today that mean’s I’m a bacon-egg-cheese-milk-coffee-chickennoodlesoup-cracker-ian


8 posted on 02/21/2014 3:21:15 PM PST by GreyFriar (Spearhead - 3rd Armored Division 75-78 & 83-87)
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To: NYer
President Hillary
9 posted on 02/21/2014 3:22:00 PM PST by Berlin_Freeper
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To: Zeneta

I guess I would qualify as “Other.” Paul Simon had “50 Ways to Leave Your Lover.” I guess this is “58 Ways to Name Your Pervert.”


10 posted on 02/21/2014 3:22:20 PM PST by crusty old prospector
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To: Dr. Sivana

Bacon. Now *there* is an alternate gender choice for the masses!


11 posted on 02/21/2014 3:22:24 PM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Wow, 58 different genders????

Here I thought I was “with it” because I know what “LGBT” stands for. But LGBT is only 4. Then adding in regular male and female, I’m stuck oon only six possibilities.

Send me to reeducation camp right now. Implicit in all of this is that we’re supposed to be liberal towards all of those who choose these outlandish gender descriptions.

ssss

nly


12 posted on 02/21/2014 3:22:39 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego (TH)
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To: GreyFriar

Tuna fish on rye.


13 posted on 02/21/2014 3:22:42 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: Dr. Sivana

one comment that got my attention

Asok Asus • 8 days ago

“Wow! That’s more genders than Baskin-Robbins has ice cream flavors!”


14 posted on 02/21/2014 3:23:45 PM PST by MeshugeMikey (Where are The Weapons Of Mass Global Climate Change Destruction?)
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To: NYer

I’ll accept an expansion to three: man, woman, and pervert.


15 posted on 02/21/2014 3:24:22 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: Dilbert San Diego

Last year, my daughter was in a college class and someone correct the Prof. when he said LBGT, a student took offense and said it was LBGTA, other student took offense and said it was LBGTQAA.

At this point my daughter said loudly “they should create an Alphabet song”. Only one other person laughed and he quickly caught himself as the class went completely silent.


16 posted on 02/21/2014 3:28:45 PM PST by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: NYer; All

[ ]xx
[ ]xy
[ ]I have an otherwise unspecified chromosome abnormality


17 posted on 02/21/2014 3:34:21 PM PST by gura (If Allah is so great, why does he need fat sexually confused fanboys to do his dirty work? -iowahawk)
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To: NYer

The only reason they made all these “choices” is to cover the fact that they deleted “male” and “female” as options.

Now, you can call yourself anything you want. Unless, of course, you want to call yourself “male” or “female.”

And look at the rank hypocrisy - on the one hand, words make a difference. So that’s why thy offer 58 different words and phrases, because words make a difference, and everyone should have the right to use the words THEY want to use to describe themselves.

EXCEPT people who want to describe themselves as “male” or “female.” For those people their “right” to describe themselves is DENIED.

In fact, the obvious implication is that these common terms of “male” and “female” are somehow now OFFENSIVE - which means that people who want them are ABUSERS.

Naked, liberal totalitarianism right in your Facebook.


18 posted on 02/21/2014 3:37:55 PM PST by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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To: Zeneta
FTM

MTF

They forgot WTF!

19 posted on 02/21/2014 3:39:09 PM PST by twhitak
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To: Zeneta

More choices than a chinese restaurant.


20 posted on 02/21/2014 3:39:10 PM PST by Kirkwood (Zombie Hunter)
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