Remember the 90s when the big fad was clear products?
Posted on 06/24/2014 8:53:29 AM PDT by swamp40
Remember the 90s when the big fad was clear products?
That sounds like good advice. Mind if I quote you on it?
If you are a 12yo girl and just got tickets to a Beiber concert...
“You should be sharing your thoughts to the world on Facebook.”
If you are insecure and need constant attention from strangers on the internet...
“You should be sharing your thoughts to the world on Facebook.”
If you are allergic to sunlight, are a 12 year old girl, just painted your fingernails, and take 35 pictures of them because they are “OMGZZ!one!! nals dun awsum!”....
“You should be sharing your thoughts to the world on Facebook.”
I cant advise against it . .
Lathered on a fetching lass, yes. Do you think there's a viable business model for a middle aged coconut oil latherer for the backs of young ladies? I no longer care for the talentless divas that come into my studio hoping to become the next post-Disney twerker. I just want to be happy, serve God, and lather coconut oil - in a respectful manner - onto the backs of pretty women. Laz, you want in on this action?
That post doesn’t sound far off from what the local news affiliates broadcast as their lead story every night (and yes they ARE turning to youtube and facebook and twitter for “news” items and identify that as the source now).
it is the secret to everything! beautiful hair, nice skin, white teeth, good for the internal organs... it is the fountain of youth! and it's wonderful for frying corn tortilla chips, making popcorn... "todo!"
and i am sure you could make it as a middle-aged coconut oil lather for the backs of young ladies...
Never tried frying a tortilla with it, but I've used it on grilled shrimp and to polish the leather upholstery in the convertible.
Yeah, gotta watch out for that nativity.
Regards,
I heard a very similar nugget of wisdom from a very successful Vegas gambler. As he told it, “You don’t give them the money, you take the money!”
Spell check and no glasses. Dang.
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