Posted on 06/24/2014 11:03:44 AM PDT by John Semmens
Aspiring 2016 presidential contender former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton sought to contrast her views on gun control with the ineffectual dithering weve seen from the current Oval Office inhabitant.
Let me come right out and say it, the minority of private citizens with guns are terrorizing the rest of the population, Clinton contended. Its got to be frightening for the average person when he realizes that his neighbor or the stranger passing him in the street may be armed and could shoot him at any moment.
If access to guns were limited to only those having a professional need for themlike police officers or body guards we could ratchet down the level of fear in our society, Clinton continued. Instead of having to worry that anyone might have a gun the number of those carrying would be reduced to a smaller pool. Awareness that the police have a virtual monopoly of firepower would tend to make everyone more compliant with police efforts to keep the peace. Stripped of the capacity to resist the only reasonable option would be obedience.
Clinton brushed aside arguments that gun ownership is protected by the Second Amendment. When that Amendment was written people were reacting to a fear that some despot would oppress them unless they were armed, she said. They had recently fought a war against the despotism of King George. In todays America, though, there can be no despotism. Everyone gets to vote for who shall rule them. In effect, the Government is us. So our right to bear arms is preserved collectively in the hands of our elected Government. There is no longer any need for the right to bear arms to be exercised by each of us individually.
In related news, the Clintons defended their efforts to evade estate taxes that Bill helped enact when he was President. As persons who have donated their lives to public service we have already paid-in more than the average person, by rights we ought to be exempt, a joint written statement read. The scandalous absence of an explicit statutory exemption necessitated the maneuvers we have taken to right that wrong.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/06/21/irs-head-says-special-prosecutor-would-be-waste-of-money/
Wait till she finds out most men have penises and might rape her at any moment. Well, not her.
Scary how close to being true that probably is.
How about knowing your neighbor has what it takes to come to your assistance if being robbed or worse in a home invasion.
No fair lifting actual DU arguments for satire.
Oh wait... is that satirical?
Please! Things that have been seen can not be unseen. Things that make you throw up in your mouth a little.
A##hat clinton with a soros agenda
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