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Kerry Says ISIS Will Be Destroyed Within Three Years
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 5 Sep 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/05/2014 3:28:27 PM PDT by John Semmens

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To: John Semmens

well.. yes... because by then we will be into the 1st year of a republican president who will kick their butts.


41 posted on 09/05/2014 5:30:16 PM PDT by TexasFreeper2009 (Obama lied .. the economy died.)
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I don’t care if it takes 5 years. Just keep the M-79 grenade launchers away from Hanoi Boi. That boy is dangerous.


42 posted on 09/05/2014 5:33:45 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (America is not a refugee camp or woman's shelter for illegals! It's my home! !)
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John, you Rick-Rolled me *AGAIN*...! Well *done*, sir!
43 posted on 09/05/2014 5:57:13 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: John Semmens

I’m thinking the goddess Isis, myself.

;)


44 posted on 09/05/2014 6:00:55 PM PDT by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: John Semmens
>"The skills ISIS has nurtured in beheading captives, raping women, and killing children will be completely useless against the hordes of attorneys we can deploy against them."

Go get em John! Johnny's a hero!

Zippohero 4:19

45 posted on 09/05/2014 6:17:26 PM PDT by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)
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To: castlegreyskull
I think if President Bill Clinton was in office, these guys would have been sufficiently smashed. If either of the President Bushes were in office, the problem would have never existed However, we have obama. The only direction ISIS has is up, with obama in office.

Bushes: correct.
I detested Clinton but I think you are correct in your read of him regarding ISIS.
Obama: as Don Corleone said of Tagtalia--he's a pimp and, sad to say, so is our POTUS, a useless one at that.

46 posted on 09/05/2014 7:37:32 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: John Semmens
Bleakhouse the bastards!

(My just-coined word of the day, with thanks to Charles Dickens.)

Sorry John, but Lurch isn't this smart.

47 posted on 09/05/2014 7:51:40 PM PDT by TChad (The Obamacare motto: Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori.)
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First rate job this week, John. Kudos.


48 posted on 09/05/2014 7:54:23 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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Oh 3 years? thanks John! for putting a time table on this I was worried. How in the world did we amass such a gaggle of dopes in control?


49 posted on 09/06/2014 4:43:56 AM PDT by ronnie raygun
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About two years after Obama would have already destroyed us.
50 posted on 09/06/2014 8:13:11 AM PDT by A CA Guy ( God Bless America, God Bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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Thanks John for putting a smile on my face today!

:-)


51 posted on 09/06/2014 11:26:18 AM PDT by uptoolate (Republicans sure do like their liberalism)
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To: John Semmens

Haha. Someone should make Kerry stand on a street corner marketing “off-brand” ketchup.


52 posted on 09/06/2014 3:04:33 PM PDT by ourworldawry
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To: John Semmens

...in a “Herman Munster” costume.


53 posted on 09/06/2014 3:05:32 PM PDT by ourworldawry
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To: John Semmens

This is brilliant. Thank you for the ping.


54 posted on 09/06/2014 4:16:00 PM PDT by fatnotlazy
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At about the same time Gore predicts the end of the world from global warming. Oh the agony of it all.


55 posted on 09/08/2014 6:29:07 PM PDT by ProudFossil (" I never did give anyone hell. I just told the truth and they thought it was hell." Harry Truman)
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...allows us to conserve our resources to fight the greater threat of global warming

VERY nicely played, Mr. Semmens.

56 posted on 09/09/2014 4:49:19 AM PDT by WayneS (Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.)
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