DUmmie FUnnies 11-05-14 ("DWS needs to step down NOW !!")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | November 5, 2014 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[cripplecreek]

Wonder which DUmmie this one is.

(Twitchy)Wendy Davis supporter: ‘Kill all the babies’

[Charles Henrickson]

I think Abortion Barbie was such a total loser from the get-go that Hillary! probably steered clear of her.

Say, but what about Martha COAKLEY! in Massachussetts? Surely Hillary!, the Wellesley Wench, would have campaigned for her!

Or maybe not, seeing as how COAKLEY! would be a strong rival for the 2016 nomination.

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, the scene in the office I described with the Fed woman was almost as amazing as the building being shut down for us. The Fed woman went from being snarling and confrontational in our first meeting to being so utterly apologetic and deferential in the second meeting to the extent that I felt like I could make her feel better by placing my hand on her head and declaring that I forgave her for her previous sins.

[PJ-Comix]

Perhas the DUFUs should endorse Coakley for 2016?

[Fantasywriter]

Thanks for relating that DWS story. It was fascinating.

[PJ-Comix]

Charlie Crist will definitely be back in the next campaign cycle. I read a psychological profile of him and it said that it makes no difference to Charlie if he wins or loses because to him the main thing is just campaigning. He absolutely loves campaigning and especially enjoys what most others hate, namely fundraising.

The profile also said Charlie hated being governor and longed for the campaign trail again once he entered office. So expect to see Charlie Crist again in 2016 running for something. And to him, whether he wins or loses makes no difference as long as he enjoys himself campaigning again.

[Obadiah]

I'm certain that, like you, your wife is a good citizen and an asset to this country. I just wonder if DWS was assuming she was helping her team.

Thanks for posting. As a result, I now have a new tagline today.

[G Larry]

DWS is quite the GOP asset.

We should encourage her to stay through 2016.

[PJ-Comix]

I think she just has very good constituent services. So did LBJ when he was in Congress. He at first worked for a Congressman who was completely lazy and just wanted to play golf and left the running of his office to LBJ who ran the staff ragged replying to each and every constituent letter and resolving the problems.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: DWS needs to step down NOW !! ::

Keep in ind that the DU denizens have as much political push in the Dhimmicrat Party as PJ, Chaz (and Cletus) have in the Pubbie Party.

Even Boner chuckles at the occasional DuFu but never takes it seriously...

[PJ-Comix]

BTW, I have the same attitude towards eBay auctions as DWS has on constituent services. My eBay rating is now 1084 with 100% positive. A few were for items that I purchased but the vast majority are for items I sold. When I make a sale, I don't fool around. I immediately ship it out. I also make sure the items are described correctly and don't embellish just to make a sale.

BTW, I had a friend who had recently started on eBay and he had a feedback rating at that time of 13 and proudly told me that MOST of his feedback was positive. Most? I asked him how many were negative. "Only" six. Only six? I told him that stinks bigtime and that I would never buy from someone with his record. He couldn't understand the problem since he claimed that 7 of his feedbacks, most of them, were positive. I just shook my head and groaned.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

For a guy surrounded by “canoogian” borders...that graphic is PERFECT!

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Wear The Bear!

Put the Pooh on your head!

[hoagy62]

Honestly, folks, the people in this country have turned into monsters. We have to realize this. Now what do we do?

I look at statements like this and wonder what the intent of the poster is. Are they really asking a question, or do they already have something in mind and are waiting for an acknowledgement?

So we're monsters, eh? What do you supposedly do with a monster? You either cage it or kill it. Democrats, especially the off-their-rocker extreme Dems of DU, would love nothing better than to imprison or destroy every last one of us.

[GeronL]

Somehow they decided to blame this all on Debbie??

lolz

[cripplecreek]

Canoogians don’t give us much trouble.

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

:: Canoogians don’t give us much trouble. ::

In Brooklyn!

Problems appear when you pick a fight at “The Windsor Ballet” .

[Charles Henrickson]

Hillary Clinton’s scorecard:

Alison Lundergan Grimes, KY-Sen: Loss.
Michelle Nunn, GA-Sen: Loss.
Mark Pryor, AR-Sen: Loss.
Al Franken, MN-Sen: Win.
Gary Peters, MI-Sen: Win.
Tom Wolf, PA-Gov: Win.
Mark Udall, CO-Sen: Loss.
Andrew Cuomo, NY-Gov: Win.
Jeanne Shaheen, NH-Rep: Win.
Maggie Hassan, NH-Gov: Win.
Mary Landrieu, LA-Sen: Run off.
Mark Dayton, MN-Gov: Win.
Gina Raimondo, RI-Gov: Win.
Anne Kuster, NH-Rep: Win.
Mark Schauer, MI-Gov: Loss.
Nita Lowey, NY-Rep: Win.
Bruce Braley, IA-Sen: Loss.
Pat Quinn, IL-Gov: Loss.
Carol Shea-Porter, NH-Rep: Loss.
Charlie Crist, FL-Gov: Loss.
Kay Hagan, NC-Sen: Loss.
Mike Michaud, ME-Gov: Loss.
Martha Coakley, MA-Gov: Loss.
Anthony Brown, MD-Gov: Loss.

[Charles Henrickson]

Jeanne Shaheen, NH-Rep: Win.

Make that NH-Sen.

[Charles Henrickson]

Hillary Clinton’s scorecard:

Alison Lundergan Grimes, KY-Sen: Loss.
Michelle Nunn, GA-Sen: Loss.
Mark Pryor, AR-Sen: Loss.
Al Franken, MN-Sen: Win.
Gary Peters, MI-Sen: Win.
Tom Wolf, PA-Gov: Win.
Mark Udall, CO-Sen: Loss.
Andrew Cuomo, NY-Gov: Win.
Jeanne Shaheen, NH-Sen: Win.
Maggie Hassan, NH-Gov: Win.
Mary Landrieu, LA-Sen: Run off.
Mark Dayton, MN-Gov: Win.
Gina Raimondo, RI-Gov: Win.
Anne Kuster, NH-Rep: Win.
Mark Schauer, MI-Gov: Loss.
Nita Lowey, NY-Rep: Win.
Bruce Braley, IA-Sen: Loss.
Pat Quinn, IL-Gov: Loss.
Carol Shea-Porter, NH-Rep: Loss.
Charlie Crist, FL-Gov: Loss.
Kay Hagan, NC-Sen: Loss.
Mike Michaud, ME-Gov: Loss.
Martha Coakley, MA-Gov: Loss.
Anthony Brown, MD-Gov: Loss.