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President Cites “Higher Authority” for Immigration Executive Order [satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 21 Nov 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/22/2014 8:11:29 AM PST by John Semmens

In the face of nearly two dozen videos of him saying he lacked legal authority to unilaterally enact immigration reform, President Obama went ahead and did so, citing a “higher authority.”

“As President of the United States, I felt myself hemmed in by the limitations placed on the office by the US Constitution,” Obama admitted. “As a human being, though, I could not bear the continuing injustice inflicted on the people who have entered this country illegally.”

“My dilemma was how to reconcile the guidelines of an aging framework for a nation's government and the call of my conscience,” Obama explained. “The idea that doing the right thing could be impeded by an unworkable process was unbearable. In the end, I felt that freeing these unfortunate people from their predicament was what God wanted me to do. So, I did it.”

“The President's notion that his interpretation of what God wants him to do takes precedence over his obligations under the Constitution and our laws is the path to tyranny,” Rep. Trey Gowdy (R-SC) contended. “It's the same 'divine right' argument that kings used to use in order to fend off limits on their power in the era before the American Revolution established representative democracy as our form of government. The damage that President Obama's retrograde revolution would do to our freedom far outweighs any good that might come from his claimed humanitarian motives.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,154805.0.html


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Travel
KEYWORDS: god; illegals; obama; satire

1 posted on 11/22/2014 8:11:30 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I could almost wish he would... a jump to theocracy (even if wrong) would make more sense than this intense egomania of his.


2 posted on 11/22/2014 8:19:54 AM PST by HiTech RedNeck (Embrace the Lion of Judah and He will roar for you and teach you to roar too. See my page.)
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To: John Semmens

Is that an actual Trey Gowdy quote?


3 posted on 11/22/2014 8:20:34 AM PST by boycott
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To: John Semmens
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4 posted on 11/22/2014 8:25:51 AM PST by MtnMan101
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To: John Semmens

5 posted on 11/22/2014 8:35:45 AM PST by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: John Semmens

Higher Authority = Soros


6 posted on 11/22/2014 9:24:51 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: John Semmens

Caesar morphing into Caligula he is.


7 posted on 11/22/2014 9:40:20 AM PST by dynachrome (Vertrou in God en die Mauser)
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To: Vaduz

Higher Authority = Peruvian flake


8 posted on 11/22/2014 9:59:15 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)
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