Obama Says Armed Response to Muslim Terrorism Wrong Approach [satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 17 Jan 2015 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

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[sagar]

Here is something that isn’t satire or humorous: when a bunch of deranged muslims kill dozens of infidels, it is has nothing to do with Islam. When infidels draw pictures of Islamic icons, it is surely Islamophobic.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[marron]

Again, satire and reality are almost indistinguishable.

Almost everything in your piece is taken from comments made by people in O’s inner circle if not by O himself.

This really is how they think and what they say.

I don’t know if it is hard or easy to write satire when your subjects almost write it for you.

In any case, well done. Again.

[piytar]

Well done, John. The only problem is obama and his administration have actually said things almost indistinguishable from what you wrote.

[Vendome]

Hugs?

Bwa hah!

[Netz]

The right approach is “dialogue”, appeasement and surrender until you are conquered - at least that way, you don't OFFEND anybody...what a sad joke for a President.

[Netz]

I know I shudda been there, I know Francois, so sorry... it's hard to believe you French have shown more balls and backbone since 2009 than we pussy Americans, sorry about that!

[dagogo redux]

If everyone in the world would simply submit to Islam, the problem would be solved.

Great one again, John, too close to the truth.

BTW, SWAMPSNIPER, I think you have cured me of any notions I ever had about a career in politics.

[TChad]

One of your best, John.

Be careful. Channeling Obama is risky.

Even the Pope is in agreement with us on this.

Ouch. Richly deserved, but still ouch.

[lee martell]

Je Suis Eskimo!

[BCW]

My wife, a pubic school teacher, stated this to me yesterday...

"Huntsville, Alabama's W.F. Burns Middle School Principal Priscilla Holley sent a letter home with students asking the parents of each of them to equip their child with 8 ounces of canned goods that the student would use as a weapon against armed intruders. The idea is that the possibility of being hit by a can of beans would deter gunmen from harming the children."

They actually think children are going to line up and send expired cans of veggie's at an armed attacker - instead of actually arming some staff members...

Liberals Gone Wild!

[Tax-chick]

I’m confused: this is labeled as “Satire.”

[GOPJ]

"Tracking down and arresting or killing the perpetrators of attacks like those we saw in Paris is too little, too late," the President contended. "A proactive policy of accommodating the needs of the Muslim faith would interdict the sources of animosity before they explode into violence. If communities could provide convenient sites for prayer so that Muslims wouldn't have to block streets, if women were more fully clothed in public, if only halal foods were offered, Muslims would feel more at home and have less cause for anger."

This could be a news story... Amazing satire.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Are you telling the truth? Or are you a budding John Semmens?

[BCW]

I posted the story after this post...it is on there from the 10th of Jan...

[GreenHornet]

Are you sure this is satire.....or is it a preview of his State of The Union Address?

[GreenHornet]

Are you sure this is satire.....or is it a preview of his State of The Union Address?

[rawcatslyentist]

>""A proactive policy of accommodating the needs of the Muslim faith would interdict the sources of animosity before they explode into violence."

Uhmerican translation--- Submit or die.