How Hillary Is Winning (According to the Slimes)

New York Times ^ | May 9, 2015 | Frank Bruni

[lbryce]

The NYT has never had the slightest sense of moral aberrance ,egregious wrongheadedness any sense of guilt, regret in the attitude or philosophy regarding the headlines, articles and the the cognitive dissonance they bring to bear written as if no logic, reasoning, common sense was mandatory in the process.

While human behavior is determined by logic, reason and calculated conclusion, animals have no self-awareness, considered unable to visualize that which is not visually present, behavior driven by instinct, hot-wired into their brain with no input to help modify, ameliorate the manner in how they behave.

The NYT it seems operates in much the same way animals do, acting simply by instinct, pavlovian reflex, where no reason, logic or intellectual input comprise what they determine to be reality as seen through a pathologically demented, surreal world they take license to portray no matter how diametrically far from the truth it invariably is.

The NYT-addled articles headlines are legion, mostly septic tank barfable as their single most defining characteristic. The article entitled headlines that "Hillary is Winning" has got to be one of the grandest, most extreme example of pavlovian impulse writing ever.

[lbryce]

ping

[Cowboy Bob]

And many polls in the UK showed Labour with the lead going into the elections...

[MeshugeMikey]

pavlovian impulse writing

FIVE STARS!!

[Duckdog]

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I don’t want her and her pack of flying monkeys near the White House again!

[Rocky]

Dewey Defeats Truman!

[Verginius Rufus]

Well, this is an Op-Ed opinion piece. Not that their “news” articles are any more objective or fact-based.

[SunkenCiv]

The NYT-addled articles headlines are legion, mostly septic tank barfable as their single most defining characteristic. The article entitled headlines that "Hillary is Winning" has got to be one of the grandest, most extreme example of pavlovian impulse writing ever.

[Little Ray]

But she is winning.
Even if you give the ‘Pubbies Florida, Virginia, and Ohio from the last Presidential election, the Democrats still win.
And if women vote based on gender, we’re doomed.

[lbryce]

Thank you most kindly.

[Jim Noble]

“But she is winning”

Don’t be absurd.

She will be out of the race in 3 months.

[Chewbarkah]

I read an article today (not sure if its the same one) that PRAISED Hillary’s anti-”Clinton Cash” War Room, saying it showed how effective she was at keeping her campaign on track and managing adversity. They had a whole group of scumbags working around the clock to leak parts of the book in advance through controlled media stooges, to chip way at the impact of revelations. Another crowd organized guests to spew their talking points, attack the author, etc. Manipulation in covering up crime, it seems, is a virtue when it butters Clinton bread. Of course, articles praising themselves are pat of their operation.

This is possible only because Big Media wants it to be. It gives the Democrats a critical advantage we can’t wish away. Opponents of Hillary need to figure out how to foul up their game, and get out ahead of the key insiders.

[Little Ray]

Okay. The Democrats are already winning, whoever their candidate turns out to be, Warren, O’Malley, Saunders, or even Hillary!.

[W.]

I tell ya, I totally want to believe she's just wringing every last dollar out of her supporters before she aborts her campaign. I really do!

But having watched her flog her husband up the political ladder, and shadowing him past into her Senate tenure and SOS gig, I can't see her quitting. She's an addicted power whore, and her ultimate orgasm gig is sleazing back into the freshly-resanitized White House again.*

Who knows, maybe she'll trip and land hard, or stroke out in a fit of unbridled anger. It'd be fitting if she didn't get to enjoy her unearned millions. That last one goes for all of them in politics.

*[That poor house gets mure funkified with each democrat tenure, it's got to be toxic beyond repair.]

Comic relief:

Looks like we can add volleyball perversion to the list! ;)

[Mike Darancette]

I hope the RATs keep Hillary (I don’t think they will) she is like a smelly cheese which will not improve with age.

[Dutch Boy]

She is winning like Charlie Sheen.