Whoopsie – Trump Hits Bush By Pointing Out Horrible Photo-Shopped Mailer…

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Whoopsie – Trump Hits Bush By Pointing Out Horrible Photo-Shopped Mailer…

Posted on August 22, 2015 by sundance

(HatTip Nation) This is so bad it almost has to be intentional. The Jeb Bush campaign sends out a seriously flawed mailer noted here:

IOWA: Check your mailboxes today. Mail piece hitting more than 86k households. #conservativeresultsmatter pic.twitter.com/94Qb2hZy5X

— R2R USA (@r2rusa) August 20, 2015

Obviously Donald Trump picks up on it:

Jeb Bush has a photoshopped photo for an ad which gives him a black left hand and much different looking body. Jeb just can't get it right!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 22, 2015

Look how bad it is:

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It also looks like Jeb is taking a pee similar to the “Bad Calvin”:

[StayoutdaBushesWay]

Umm... they didn't even do a good job Photoshopping a white right hand over a black one - look close and you will see a black right hand underneath.

[RummyChick]

On C.A. Dennis Rodman’s team spelled Melania’s name wrong on their advertisement. The headline was “Simply....Milania” None of the team caught it..including Trace Adkins.

Trump often picks arbitrary reasons to fire someone but this was a big affront to him that they didn’t even get the name of his wife correct.

This kind of stuff happens but it makes Jeb look like an idiot to put that flyer out.

[Larry Lucido]

This guy usually does good work.

[MrEdd]

Getting caught doing it is as bad as the poor job itself.

Why photoshop?

1. Your out of shape and want to appear athletic and strong.
2. You want to appear to have visited a place where you don’t give a crap about the people and would never go to.

This is what the bad flyer invokes.
Typical ¡Yeb.

[smoothsailing]

Johnny Otis - Willie and the Hand Jive Lyrics

I know a cat named Way Out Willie
Got a cool little chick named Rocking Millie
He can walk and stroll and Susie Q
And do that crazy hand jive, too

Mama, mama, look at Uncle Joe
Doing the hand jive with sister Flo
Grandma gave baby sister a dime
Said, "Do that hand jive one more time."

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive
Do that crazy hand jive (Chorus)

Doctor and a lawyer and an Indian chief
They all dig that crazy beat
Way-Out Willie gave them all a treat
When he did that hand jive with his feet

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive
Do that crazy hand jive

Willie and Millie got married last fall
They had a little Willie junior and that ain't all
Well, the kids got crazy and it's plain to see
Doing the hand jive on T.V

Hand jive, hand jive, hand jive
Do that crazy hand jive

Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/johnny-otis/willie-and-the-hand-jive-lyrics/#oWUzel0Z5jkpCUK0.99

Click the pic below!

[smoothsailing]

This guy usually does good work.

Same guy? Same weird hand trick?

[Caipirabob]

Jeb just proved, you don’t “go blind”, however...

[StAntKnee]

Actually, I like Why Jeb just as well. I merely wanted to add an additional nuance to a couple of good questions using the same words.