Posted on 10/03/2015 2:27:03 PM PDT by PROCON
There exists in this world a condiment below all others. It has all of the flavor of sawdust and the sublime texture of soap scum. Until recently, I was unaware that The Federalist, lovers of freedom, etc., was complicit in its spread. I rise today to defend America—nay, the world—against such scurrilous anti-food propaganda.
As all Americans, especially Texans, know, mayonnaise is a tool of oppression used by communists and bland-food lovers everywhere. It is a form of mind control designed to cow you into a sense of complacency about life. Food has flavor, and mayo covers that flavor up. It destroys your ability to taste.
What do you do to a food if it is too intense, and you’re not Texan? You add mayonnaise. In much the same way that salt is used to flavor food, mayonnaise is used to bland it. It is flavor’s anti-particle: it annihilates on contact.
Hello, People: The French Invented Mayonnaise
(Excerpt) Read more at thefederalist.com ...
Mayonnaise is NOT a condiment.
Ketchup - Condiment
Mustard - Condiment
Tabasco Sauce - Definitely a Condiment
That's about all the condiments I possess, but I'm not from Texas.
Your favorites?
And don't say MAYONNAISE, it was invented by the French, for crying out loud!
for me its good right off the index finger
I use mayo for Greek potato salad, which means that I use about one small jar a year.
I have a recipe for home made mayo that is to die for. Ingredients are coconut oil, egg, lemon juice, mustard and fresh spices to taste.
Agreed. But you have to include Miracle Whip. It ain’t mayo.
How do you suggest making deviled eggs without mayonnaise?
I totally agree, and my husband does, too.
We hate mayonnaise...it’s nasty.
We love hot sauce (his favorite) and mustards of all kinds (my favorite).
But some people think the French do understand food pretty well ...
Can’t eat tomato sandwiches without mayonnaise. Just wouldn’t work!
Spicy mustard
Pace Picante Salsa (Hot)
I like Hellmann's. I also like Tabasco, Sriracha, Frank's Red Hot...
I don’t hate mayo, but I’ve never added it to anything I ever made.
I love mayo, but only Hellmann’s.
Always put mayo on a hot & juicy roast beef hero. Goes good with steak too. Don’t laugh ‘til you try it!
Miracle Whip - Condiment
For the last time class, the word you are using in a sentence is Condiments, NOT Condoms!! Two very different words. One is a Objective noun, which completes an action, while the other is an Subjective noun, one that ‘performs’ an action. You WILL be tested!
Just look at Wassermann Schultzs’ hair.
Sez it all
What am I going to put on my fries now? Tartar sauce isn’t that available sometimes.
Ketchup is ok too....
This is what you do with it!
What am I going to put on my fries now? Tartar sauce isn’t that available sometimes.
Ketchup is ok too....
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