You tell me:
I'm sure he had huge problems fending of the ladies! LFMAOROTFL!
Posted on 04/19/2016 8:59:00 PM PDT by Trumpinator
After tonight, Ted Cruz will shed his skin (once again) and become the "good guy alternative." Just watch. He's gonna go "positive." #fake— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 20, 2016
HAHAHAH, guy who worked for Bush and is now a sitting U.S. Senator is the "outsider." Whatever it takes, chameleon. https://t.co/jNblKcoAzt— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 20, 2016
(This tweet has 666 likes as of this posting - how fitting! LOL)Looking forward to Ted Cruz's victory speech tonight after he loses.— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 19, 2016
Both. Everything he says is hucksterism in service of his one true belief: his right to be President. https://t.co/SD3LaHEWlL— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 17, 2016
Cruz campaign just got
copulaTED......not enough “activist” available in New York apparently to choose Cruz.
Dunno. Is he mid-40’s? Unmarried? Live with a male “room mate”? I don’t know. What do you think?
Mazin is not gay and married and his main task in college was fielding complaints from the co-eds over Cruz’s peeping tom like antics.
You tell me:
I'm sure he had huge problems fending of the ladies! LFMAOROTFL!
@clmazin Nice to see Ted Cruz make an appearance on the Maury Povich show yesterday. pic.twitter.com/n58pLEjVGI— Brad Mitchell (@bradmitchell06) April 19, 2016
OK, so yes, that’s funny.
But here’s the thing: that pic of your boy Craig isn’t photoshopped. That’s just him. And he lives down the street from me, and he looks....just like that.
I can’t for the life of me figure why your boy Craig is all mad at his old college roomie. Makes me wonder if he got turned down, or got his ass handed to him.
Your thoughts?
LOL!
Yep, they did.
But that was not the weirdest church we tried.
Unaware, my then-husband and I went to a holy roller church.
At the end, they had him pinned down, screaming and crying on the floor whilst I cringed in the corner of a pew, looking for a way to flee before they turned their attention to me.
They were all about 100 years old and it looked like a scene from Dawn Of The Dead.
[forgive me Lord, but it was *really* terrifying]
Bless their hearts.
30 years later, I still shudder when I pass by that place.
Hopefully, his campaign has been truncaTED.
I could not begin to calculate the odds of *that* happening.
Straight outta Uncanny Valley.
o.O
If I was a Cruz guy I guess I might be disappointed or even dejected, since I’m not, big whoop. By the way I’m not a trump guy either, the rabid trump guys attacking me for pointing out BS have finally made me make a choice, and it’s I just don’t care, after being told one time too many that Trump doesn’t need people like me I have capitulated.
Ted Cruz’s dad got around? It’s in the jeans - I mean genes.
Going to Target
More like habitually out of the genes/jeans.
:)
Watch your back in the bathroom.
:D
I just got the Target joke..........
I just got stocks that go up.
I was like “Stocks that goup”?
What?
:D
Stories like this are why I love FR.
Happy am I, that my tales of horror do amuse you so.
;D
You do have a way with words. I’d point out more that amuse me but I’d risk giving you a big head.
Not bloody likely.
:)
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