Posted on 10/21/2016 10:41:55 PM PDT by John Semmens
The Democratic National Committee Chairperson Donna Brazile assailed videos from Project Veritas declaring that "these stolen tapes should not be permitted to be viewed by voters prior to the election. Posing as a Democratic Party intern for the purpose of secretly gathering inside information is just a lowdown dirty trick."
In a testy exchange with Fox News' Meagan Kelly, the DNC replacement for the previously disgraced Rep. Debbie Wasserman-Schultz, who was forced to resign after leaked emails revealed that she was leading an effort to rig the Democratic nomination process to benefit Hillary Clinton, Brazile attempted to divert attention from the content of the video expose´ by asserting that the manner in which the evidence was obtained "renders it inadmissible" and predicted that "no prosecutor will ever bring charges against the Democratic Party."
In the videos, Democratic "black ops" officials Scott Foval and Bob Creamer boasted of "paying mentally ill 'street crazies'" to instigate violence at Trump campaign rallies and carting around bogus voters to cast multiple ballots "in states with weak voter ID laws." Brazile contended that "the deception and betrayal of trust by Veritas' phony volunteers goes beyond anything that we have previously seen. Campaign practices that have enjoyed 50 years of success are now threatened with neutralization by O'Keefe's criminal trespass."
Brazile also argued that "the emails stolen and published by Wikileaks are, as Secretary Clinton pointed out in the debate, a conspiracy by the Russians and Trump to undermine the November election. These emails were confidential communications. Their misappropriation by a foreign government is evidence of the threat to our democracy that Trump and his co-conspirators represent. No reputable news outlet will participate in repeating these lies to the American public." She went on to forecast that "after she's elected, President Clinton will most likely instruct her Attorney General to root out these enemies and put them out of commission."
Ironically, in one of the leaked emails Brazile lamented "the despair of many Americans over the state of the economy. There are new jobs, but they are low-wage and part-time jobs. The economic stagnation that has hit this country puts President Obama, his policies, and his supporters in the Democratic Party in an extremely unflattering light that does not bode well for how voters may react when casting their ballots."
In related news, the 69-year-old Sharon Teeter who claimed that Trump supporter 73-year-old Richard Campbell punched her in the face at a rally earlier this year now "remembers" that "he might have brushed me accidentally." It seems that her memory was enhanced by her identification as a Democratic Party operative on the Veritas video of Foval calling her "one of our trained political activists."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/205716-2016-10-21-semi-news-semi-satire-october-23-2016-edition.htm
John, you deserve a column in a reputable tabloid.
Good thing I read a bit further than this. Almost thought you were going somewhere else with it.
She needs to look in the mirror rather than of Veritas
Madonna Makes an Offer
Included in her introduction of comedian Amy Schumer at a New York City performance, pop star Madonna told the audience that "if you vote for Hillary Clinton, I will give you a blow job." It was not clear whether this was an inducement or a threat.
Definitely falls in the Hazmat threat category.
I was shocked Megyn Kelly actually chewed on her like a pit-bull!
OUTSTANDING! Nailing all the points. HOORAY John Semmens BTTT!
What’s happened to all that “TRANSPARENCY” talk?
Judge Jeanine Pirro was on Fox And Friends yesterday just salivating at the thought of being able to do that. Trump should consider her for some position.
LOL Nicely done.
“these stolen tapes should not be permitted to be viewed by voters prior to the election.
Why can I hear that?
Another good one! As usual!
:-)
“mentally ill ‘street crazies’”
IOW, the typical dem-o-rat voter. heck, most would do it for free!
(If madonna is offering bjs for votes for the diseased skank, hillary, it is hard to do satire!)
This isn’t satire. You’ve just revealed the “real” thinking processes the half human automatons are having at the moment. They just don’t like being beat at their own game and exposed for it to show themselves to be true demons they really are.
Too bad it's indistinguishable from NBC or CNN...
Its probably getting even more difficult to choose the insane item to write about. Hour by hour HRC delves deeper into the muck.
Another good one John.
Nice.
John - here’s some stuff you might be able to use in the next installment:
http://www.mrctv.org/blog/obama-speaks-rigged-elections-2008
Barack Obama in 2008 warning about voter fraud and suggesting Republicans could try to sway the election in their favor.
“Well, I tell you what it helps in Ohio, that we got Democrats in charge of the machines,” Obama said regarding the threat of election-rigging.
He continued, “Whenever people are in power, they have this tendency to try to tilt things in their direction. That’s why we’ve got to have, I believe, a voting rights division in the Justice Department that is nonpartisan, and that is serious about investigating cases of voter fraud.”
“That’s why we need paper trails on these new electronic machines so that you actually have something that you can hang on to after you’ve punched that letter—make sure it hasn’t been hacked into,” he added, admitting that even Democrats have “monkeyed around” with election results:
“I want to be honest, it’s not as if it’s just Republicans who have monkeyed around with elections in the past. Sometimes, Democrats have, too.”
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https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4625800/obama-rigged-elections-2008
Obama on ‘Rigged’ Elections in 2008 Obama on ‘Rigged’ Elections at Kent State University on Sept. 3 2008
I love John’s works but I agree - this isn’t satire. Satire is the truth offered up with a bit of exaggeration in order to illustrate absurdity. Here John’s work so perfectly captures the insanity of Donna Brazile and the dhimmicrats that we literally can’t tell where reality leaves off and the dhimmi party begins.
But then, hasn’t that always been the case? LOL
It’s been replaced by lying.
After seeing that the FBI could give Hillary a free pass without spurring public outcry driving her out of the election the Democrats have figured they can get away with it.
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