Posted on 07/26/2017 9:47:58 AM PDT by Flick Lives
Juice fasts, raw foods cleansing, water-only detox — you’ve probably tried them all by now. Fads like these promise to leave you feeling rejuvenated, but their effectiveness is uncertain at best. That’s why more and more nutritionists swear by a proven, deceptively simple approach to wellness: a seven-day-long dietary cleanse in which you eat nothing but chili dogs.
Yes, you can flush your body of years’ worth of accumulated toxins, simply by consuming between eight and twelve chili dogs every day for a week. Through this uniquely formulated system, stronger immune protections, clearer skin, and quicker neural pathways can be within your reach; all thanks to the nourishing, invigorating, purifying power of several pounds of chili dogs — Nature’s Perfect Food.
Your Schedule
The beauty of The Chili Dog Cleanse lies in its ease: Maintain a steady stream of chili-laden frankfurters into your digestive tract, and you’ll receive all of the saturated fats, nitrites, hot dog casings, and other vitamins and minerals needed to revitalize your system. As for the type of chili dogs you methodically shovel into your mouth, that’s entirely up to you. Charbroiled footlongs drowning in heaping scoops of roadhouse steak chili, red hots doused with homestyle, 7-Eleven Big Bites paired with Campbell’s Chunky; as long as you’re consuming approximately one chili dog every 75 minutes, you will see results.
Your Schedule
The beauty of The Chili Dog Cleanse lies in its ease: Maintain a steady stream of chili-laden frankfurters into your digestive tract, and you’ll receive all of the saturated fats, nitrites, hot dog casings, and other vitamins and minerals needed to revitalize your system. As for the type of chili dogs you methodically shovel into your mouth, that’s entirely up to you...
(Excerpt) Read more at mcsweeneys.net ...
Fresh blueberries would know, too.
Might it cleanse your heart of a fresh blood supply?
Just ONE chili-dog from an Interstate roadside gas station would cleanse you out.................
The sickest my wife and I have ever been was when we stopped for gas at a station along the Interstate and ate hotdogs.
Explosive from both ends.....................
Is this a joke. I briefly tried to find someone who actually did it.
This was very funny, but I was sincerely hoping it was legit. Maybe I’ll give it a try anyway. 7/11 chili dogs are the best (I suspect because of the aging) and I haven’t had one in years.
as andrew zimmerman would say “If it looks good- eat it”
Hahaha, this is actually probably much better for one than the nonsense promulgated by all the alternative nuts!
Cleanse with heavy everything.
Furburgers.
I imagine so.
Years ago, in my youth, we would go to the A&W Root Beer stand every Tuesday for their special: Chili Dogs and root beer. We absolutely loved them.
Years ago, in my youth, we would go to the A&W Root Beer stand every Tuesday for their special: Chili Dogs and root beer. We absolutely loved them.
My wife is into the healthy stuff, like herbal teas, herbs, smoothies etc. She’s constantly on my case. I just emailed and told her I want to start next Monday.
I’m from Detroit and now live in Maryland. My wife was home a few weeks ago. My mom gave her a 3 lb block of frozen National Coney Island chili.
We get it often for a great meal.
A few years ago my DIL and GD took a vacation and I heard from my GS that they ate chili dogs every night.
About the sickest I got from food was the day after I visited my mom in the hospital and stopped in the cafeteria and had two Sloppy Joes for dinner.
Maybe they were drumming up business!...................
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.