Freeper nicknames for Kerry

[syp24]

I've noticed that many Freepers address John Kerry with creative and funny nicknames. For the past few days I've reading posts and collecting these "pet names." Here's the list so far, in no order:

Kommie Kerry
Yaawn
Traitor
sKerry
Hanoi Kerry
Gigolo
Liveshot
John F*ckin'
F'n
Jean Francois
Lurch
Heir Kerr
JF'nK
Poodle
gigolo johnny
Hamsterboy
Ketchup Boy
Effin
FlipFlop
Dufus
Curry
Johnfonda Kerry
Sen. Spitball
Sen. Rice-in-the-ass
Pigface Kerry
Horse Head
John French Kerry
Horseface
FrankenKerry
Flipper
Comrade Querri
Johnny-boy
Mr. Ed
Mon-sewer Kerry
Lurchfinger
Botox Boy
Jean-Fraude Kerrie
Effing K
elCreepo
Senator Wonk
the tinman
Hanoi John Effing Kerry
Senator "Cancer-on-a-Ritz-Cracker"
J. Effin sKerry
Senator Pansy
Dork Gigolo
the Big Dork
the Frenchurian Candidate
Little Bunny Foo-Foo
Poodle Boy
The American Gigolo
J f'n flip-flop fop fake Kerry
Seabiscuit
Hanoi Jane Kerry
Gomer Kerry
the Corpse
Lurch Boy
Nimrod
John Le Kerré
Mr."Reporting for Duty"
Mr. Flip-Flopper
Traitor John

[syp24]

"sKerry" seems to be the most popular, followed by some variation of "JF'nK" and "Lurch."

[infidel29]

The `Namchurian Candidate; Col.Puff-Puff

[afnamvet]

POS

[DarthVader]

Lantern Face

[nobs04]

Kerry the Fairy

[TeleStraightShooter]

Sentator SaiGON 1975

[nobs04]

and his wife Terry Kerry

[areafiftyone]

Pumpking Head

[Conservatrix]

The Orange Doofus
Frankenlurch
Hot Elmer FuddPants
Johnny Nam
Beauty (Edwards) and the Beast
My Tagline (see below)

[TexasGreg]

You missed my favorite:

Senator Kerry (D-Vietnam)

[HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath]

After Nov. 2nd, his nickname will be "French Toast".

[kezekiel]

Jean Francoise le Kerre is my favorite.

[pubmom]

I've recently seen him called, "Mr. Pickles."

[atomicpossum]

"Baldrick!"

LOL!

[ottothedog]

Jenjis John

[Nowhere Man]

My mother likes to call him a "Clymer" as do I. Oh yeah, we need to start one for Edwards too, let's see, "Breck Girl," "Ambulance Chaser," "Pretty Boy," and "Silky Pony."

[Nowhere Man]

Well, I know Terry Kerry is "a barf." My cat, G.W. (Dubya), say so when he barfed during her speech at the Convention. B-)



Smart cat. B-)

[DoorGunner]

If we can cal George W. Bush "W," (pronounced "Dubya" or "Double yew") then we should call John F. Kerry "F" (pronounced "Eff.")

Another: John (Three 'Owies' and You're Out) Kerry.

Another: "Medal Whore"

DG

[Neenah]

Jean Kerre'