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11 Times In History It Has Been OK To Say The F word: SOME FUNNY TO LIGHTEN UP TODAY)

Posted on 03/28/2005 10:46:39 AM PST by TXBSAFH

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

~ Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

~ Saddam Hussein, 2003


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1 posted on 03/28/2005 10:47:01 AM PST by TXBSAFH
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To: TXBSAFH

hahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Snort!


2 posted on 03/28/2005 10:48:16 AM PST by tiredoflaundry (My quaker parrot can talk, can Your honor student fly?)
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To: TXBSAFH; TheBigB

Ping the Reptiles please.


3 posted on 03/28/2005 10:49:49 AM PST by TXBSAFH (Never underestimate the power of human stupidity--Robert Heinlein)
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To: TXBSAFH

That was great. lol


4 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:02 AM PST by Idisarthur
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To: TXBSAFH

LOL!


5 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:02 AM PST by nuffsenuff
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To: TXBSAFH

12. But the !@#%^&*! exit polls said Kerry was winning big

-- Numerous Democrats 11/2/04


6 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:31 AM PST by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: TXBSAFH

Pretty f&%(&#&g funny!


7 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:43 AM PST by George Smiley (This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
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To: TXBSAFH
I still liked it when Cheney used it best.
8 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:58 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: TXBSAFH

err...Breaking News?


9 posted on 03/28/2005 10:50:58 AM PST by JennysCool (Terri may not be a persistent vegetable, but Michael is most certainly a persistent animal.)
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To: SittinYonder

funny ping


10 posted on 03/28/2005 10:51:21 AM PST by eyespysomething (It starts off as a drum circle, next thing you know you've got a college.)
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To: TXBSAFH

I needed the laugh today, funny stuff!


11 posted on 03/28/2005 10:51:31 AM PST by WV Mountain Mama (Christ the Lord is Risen! He is Risen Indeed, Alleluia!)
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To: TXBSAFH

"Et tu, Brute? What the @%#*?"

~ Caesar


12 posted on 03/28/2005 10:51:31 AM PST by Zeppelin (Keep on FReepin' on.....)
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To: Darth Reagan

ping


13 posted on 03/28/2005 10:51:40 AM PST by marblehead17 (I love it when a plan comes together.)
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To: TXBSAFH

Yup, we needed that all right! :o)


14 posted on 03/28/2005 10:52:13 AM PST by P-Chan Penny (I wouldn't be caught dead voting for a Democrat... unless I died in King County.)
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To: JennysCool

Cheney to Leahy:

"Go *&#% yourself!"


15 posted on 03/28/2005 10:52:21 AM PST by swordfish71 (There is no storm like the PERFECT ROVIAN STORM!)
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To: TXBSAFH

12) I @!#$ing drank what? - Socrates, 399 BC


16 posted on 03/28/2005 10:53:04 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: TXBSAFH

What do you mean we're f'in sinking?

17 posted on 03/28/2005 10:55:08 AM PST by 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
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To: qam1
13. Hey!! Where's my f*!@#&^ money??

-- Advertisers, station managers and employees affiliated with Air America
18 posted on 03/28/2005 10:55:58 AM PST by qam1 (There's been a huge party. All plates and the bottles are empty, all that's left is the bill to pay)
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To: TXBSAFH
Is this the reason they made my leave school when I wore a "Simon Says Go F*ck Yourself" T-Shirt?
19 posted on 03/28/2005 11:03:53 AM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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To: kevkrom

14) "What do you mean 'he @!#$ing un-conceded'?" - George W. Bush, 2000


20 posted on 03/28/2005 11:03:55 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: JennysCool
err...Breaking News?

Well, the MSM puts "Jacko Breaking Wind" out as Breaking News...why not?

21 posted on 03/28/2005 11:09:06 AM PST by ravingnutter
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To: kevkrom

15) "After all of that, I still came up 537 @!#$ing votes short?" - Al Gore, 2000


22 posted on 03/28/2005 11:09:26 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: TXBSAFH

#16 -
"An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team. This individual heroic stuff is pure horseshit. The bilious bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know about f#%*^@g!"
- George S. Patton Jr., 1944


23 posted on 03/28/2005 11:20:51 AM PST by fredhead ("It is a good thing war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it." General Robert E. Lee)
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To: TXBSAFH
"Where the F&!!@ did the sea go??....OH F&!!@@.. There it is !!!!!!"

A legitimate "2 to 1" - Unnamed resident of Bande Ache, Indonesia, 2004.

24 posted on 03/28/2005 11:21:05 AM PST by xcamel (Deep Red, stuck in a "bleu" state.)
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To: TXBSAFH

Holy crap that's funny!

Thanks for posting it.


25 posted on 03/28/2005 11:47:59 AM PST by KimmyJaye (Susan Estrich: A face for radio and a voice for pantomime.)
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To: presidio9; Constitution Day; Tijeras_Slim; martin_fierro; TomServo; Owl_Eagle; Dead Dog; sathers; ..

LOL...I deem this RPR-worthy!


26 posted on 03/28/2005 11:51:05 AM PST by TheBigB (TheBigB and Fierce Allegance -- the Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild of FR!)
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To: TXBSAFH; TheBigB
Thanks for the post and the ping!
I needed a good laugh today!
27 posted on 03/28/2005 11:56:59 AM PST by cuz_it_aint_their_money
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To: kevkrom

17) "The tomb is empty? Where the @!#$ could he go?" - Anonymous Roman soldier, appx. 33 AD


28 posted on 03/28/2005 12:00:03 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: qam1
-- Advertisers, station managers and employees affiliated with Air America err ameriKKKa.
29 posted on 03/28/2005 12:04:07 PM PST by YankeeinOkieville
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To: kevkrom

18) "Son, I really @!#$ing need you to hold still for a minute." - William Tell, circa 1307


30 posted on 03/28/2005 12:08:00 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: kevkrom

19) "Ow! What the @!#$ just landed on my head?" - Sir Isaac Newton, circa 1666


31 posted on 03/28/2005 12:10:34 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: TXBSAFH
"What is the deal with all this @#$% soot everywhere?"

~ Mount Vesuvius resident.

32 posted on 03/28/2005 12:11:18 PM PST by Eaker (stop and kick dirt on these n00bs actin like b00bs.......:o) - Squantos 18-Feb-05 -)
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To: kevkrom; hchutch

#19) "How the &%@! are the Americans going to stop us from bagging Midway?" -- Admiral Nagumo to Admiral Yamamoto, May 30th, 1942


33 posted on 03/28/2005 12:11:21 PM PST by Poohbah (If it's called "collateral damage," how come I can't use it to secure a loan?)
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To: TXBSAFH
Buddy Hackett said that if you drop an anvil on your foot that someone is going to say f@$##. Even if you don't say it, someone else will say it for you.
34 posted on 03/28/2005 12:12:39 PM PST by OSHA (Beware! For they have discovered DEATH in the Constitution and have enshrined it into law.)
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To: TXBSAFH
(1)Well boys, I know you’ve had your fun describing me as a Bullfrog with Glasses. I myself have had a laugh or two thinking of that moniker. However, now is the time for the Bullfrog to inform you to start earning your pay: so turn around and get your ass*s up that F*&^$ng Hill!

(2) Let me see if I understand this:
The French tried and failed.
Now we’re trying and succeeding.
And now the French are upset.
Ask me if I give a Fu&^%$ng Brass Farthing what they think!

(1)Teddy Roosevelt’s last instructions to the rough Riders in San Juan

(2) TR’s response to a reporter's question regarding the Panama Canal

35 posted on 03/28/2005 12:12:50 PM PST by utahguy (Ya gotta kill it before you grill it: Ted Nugent)
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To: qam1

LOL! Right, except the date, the DUmmies at DU are talking about the exit polls right now!


36 posted on 03/28/2005 12:15:04 PM PST by Ditter
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To: TXBSAFH
"If you hadn't parked your @#$% motorcyles in a row they wouldn't have dominoed when I backed into the first @#$% one."

~ Unknown

37 posted on 03/28/2005 12:16:47 PM PST by Eaker (stop and kick dirt on these n00bs actin like b00bs.......:o) - Squantos 18-Feb-05 -)
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To: ShadowDancer

Right up your alley.....


38 posted on 03/28/2005 12:18:16 PM PST by dakine
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To: Lazamataz; TheMom; Squantos; humblegunner

Y'all ain't here yet?


39 posted on 03/28/2005 12:21:47 PM PST by Eaker (stop and kick dirt on these n00bs actin like b00bs.......:o) - Squantos 18-Feb-05 -)
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To: Poohbah

"I fear all we have done is to awaken a f***ing giant and fill him with one terrible f***ing resolve." ---attributed to Isoroku Yamamoto, December 7, 1941.


"There's no f***ing way they have two of them!" --Mayor of Nagasaki, August 9, 1945


40 posted on 03/28/2005 12:22:45 PM PST by Petronski (If Reichskanzler Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
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To: Petronski; hchutch

"You're telling me that we got chased off by a bunch of f***ing jeep carriers and destroyer escorts?" Admiral Ozawa, November 1st, 1944


41 posted on 03/28/2005 12:25:46 PM PST by Poohbah (If it's called "collateral damage," how come I can't use it to secure a loan?)
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To: Poohbah

"What do you mean, no Field Marshal's ever surrendered? Tell that f***ing little Bohemian paper hanger there's a first f***ing time for everything." --Feldmarschall Friedrich von Paulus, Stalingrad, February 2, 1943.


42 posted on 03/28/2005 12:31:02 PM PST by Petronski (If Reichskanzler Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
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To: Petronski; hchutch

"What do you mean, Himmler managed to get Army Group Vistula f***ing wiped out?" -- Adoplh Hitler, March 1945


43 posted on 03/28/2005 12:38:36 PM PST by Poohbah (If it's called "collateral damage," how come I can't use it to secure a loan?)
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To: TXBSAFH
F&#* the Generals and their stupid ideas, we're attacking Russia.

A. Hitler; Sunday, June 22, 1941,

44 posted on 03/28/2005 12:41:21 PM PST by HoustonCurmudgeon (Redneck from a red city, in a red county, in a red state, and a former Army Red Leg.)
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To: Poohbah

"What the f*** has Il Duce gotten into now?" --Adolph Hitler, any particular day between January 1933 and April 1945.


45 posted on 03/28/2005 12:42:27 PM PST by Petronski (If Reichskanzler Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
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To: HoustonCurmudgeon

"Yee-haw, I can see the spires of the f***ing Kremlin!" -- German recon platoon leader, Dec 7th, 1941

"Where'd all those f***ing Russians come from?" Same platoon leader, Dec. 10th, 1941


46 posted on 03/28/2005 12:43:50 PM PST by Poohbah (If it's called "collateral damage," how come I can't use it to secure a loan?)
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To: Poohbah

"What the f*** was that?" ---Hitler, Wolf's Lair, July 20, 1944.


47 posted on 03/28/2005 12:44:17 PM PST by Petronski (If Reichskanzler Greer can kill Terri, who will be next?)
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To: Petronski
"What the f*** was that?" ---Hitler, Wolf's Lair, July 20, 1944.

"F*** me, that Bohemian paperhanger's still alive!" Admiral Wilhelm Canaris and Field Marshal Erwin Rommel, simultaneously, 20 July 1944

48 posted on 03/28/2005 12:45:38 PM PST by Poohbah (If it's called "collateral damage," how come I can't use it to secure a loan?)
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To: Petronski

What do you F%$#@&*&ing mean you told your parents. wacko jacko


49 posted on 03/28/2005 12:51:04 PM PST by eastforker (Ask me about a free satellite TV system!)
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To: Owl_Eagle

You're not here yet.


50 posted on 03/28/2005 1:04:00 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (People too weak to follow their own dreams, will always find a way to discourage yours.)
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