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11 Times In History It Has Been OK To Say The F word: SOME FUNNY TO LIGHTEN UP TODAY)

Posted on 03/28/2005 10:46:39 AM PST by TXBSAFH

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"

~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"

~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"

~ Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."

~ Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"

~ Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"

~ Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"

~ Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"

~ Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"

~ Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"

~ Bill Clinton, 1998

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."

~ Saddam Hussein, 2003


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To: TXBSAFH; TheBigB

Those quotes are %6&*!@$ hilarious!
Liberty Valance ~ 2005


51 posted on 03/28/2005 1:04:24 PM PST by Liberty Valance (Grateful Heart Tour 2005)
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To: Poohbah

"No fighter cover, aircraft on deck, bombs stacked on the decks of their carriers... they are SO F***ED."

- LCDR Wade McCluskey, 4 June, 1942.


52 posted on 03/28/2005 1:33:49 PM PST by hchutch ("But, Rally, they're SMOKE GRENADES.")
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To: kevkrom

"Who the @!#$ is 'Buckhead'?" - Dan Rather, 2004


53 posted on 03/28/2005 1:51:45 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: kevkrom
17) "The tomb is empty? Where the @!#$ could he go?" - Anonymous Roman soldier, appx. 33 AD

Best of show so far...

How about

That @#$% Cornwallis did WHAT?!?!?! -- George III

42 bucks worth of beads? You brought back 42 bucks worth of &^%$ing BEADS? -- Manhattan Indian Chief's wife

When I say the nose is too big, I mean it. Now take just a LITTLE off right ther...$#@$! -- Pharoah to sculptor of the Sphinx

@#$%in' Americans, comin' over the @#$%in' river at @#$%in' CHRISTMAS! @#$%! -- Hessian commander, Trenton

If I'd known it would make `em this @#$%in' mad, I'd have let them eat steak instead! -- Marie Antoinette

We will drive them back into the sea! We will never surrender our island! I am the son of the sun God! [looks at huge mushroom cloud to the southwest] Aw, @#$% THAT! Tojo never warned me about THAT &^%$in $#!#!!! -- Hirohito

That's from the water barrel you spilled the grain in? No, YOU &^%$in drink it! -- Random baker to world's first drunkard, Babylonia, 4500 BC

54 posted on 03/28/2005 1:55:13 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: kevkrom

"How do we keep losing to this @!#$ing idiot?" - Democrats, 2000-Present


55 posted on 03/28/2005 1:55:17 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: kevkrom

"How could we nominate such a @!#$ing loser?" - Democrats, 1972, 1984, 1988, 2000, and 2004


56 posted on 03/28/2005 1:57:49 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: TXBSAFH

ROTFLMAO


57 posted on 03/28/2005 2:02:20 PM PST by Samwise (Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.)
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To: kevkrom

"There's no f*%<ing way Clinton can get reelected!" - various conservatives circa 1996


58 posted on 03/28/2005 2:02:24 PM PST by fnord (God don't make lonely girls ...)
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To: kevkrom

"@!#$ you and the horse you rode in on." - Catherine II ("The Great"), 1796


59 posted on 03/28/2005 2:10:20 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: kevkrom

In the same vein...

"Who the %$#^ is Matt Drudge?" - Bill Clinton, 1997

Also

Hydrogen is *&^%in' FLAMMABLE?!?!?! - Hindenburg passenger


60 posted on 03/28/2005 2:11:58 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: fnord

What does the GOP do? They nominate the ONE *&^%ing guy Clinton can beat! -- various conservatives, 1996


61 posted on 03/28/2005 2:14:16 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: kevkrom

"How long is this @!#$ing rain going to last?" - Everyone outside of Noah's Ark


62 posted on 03/28/2005 2:28:58 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: TXBSAFH

LOL


63 posted on 03/28/2005 2:31:50 PM PST by Centurion2000 (Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
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To: kevkrom

"We @!#$ing ROCK!" - Every band. Ever. No matter how much they @!#$ing suck.


64 posted on 03/28/2005 2:32:10 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: LibertarianInExile

Wait, you want me to take my plane, and crash it into a ship? Honorable Commander-San, are you F#%(*&G CRAZY????

-Many a Japanese Kamikaze Pilot

F*&^$%*G Germans....for once, could they actually do something we EXPECT them to do?
- Marshal Gamelin, 1940

Here come the last 40 F&*(&#G Spitfires...again!
- Anonomoyous Luftwaffe Pilot, September 1940


65 posted on 03/28/2005 2:32:42 PM PST by Braak (The US Military, the real arms inspectors!)
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To: Poohbah

"Where the F*** did those dive-bombers come from?" - Admiral Chuichi Nagumo, 4 June 1942.


66 posted on 03/28/2005 2:36:48 PM PST by hchutch ("But, Rally, they're SMOKE GRENADES.")
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To: Braak
"Not guilty? You're f***ing kidding me!!
O.J. Simpson
67 posted on 03/28/2005 2:36:53 PM PST by Snardius
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To: TXBSAFH

As Lewis Black says if you live in Minnesota and don't say **** its cold everytime you walk outside in the winter something is wrong with you.


68 posted on 03/28/2005 2:41:19 PM PST by Mr. Blonde (You know, Happy Time Harry, just being around you kinda makes me want to die.)
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To: TXBSAFH
"Please Lord don't let me f*@# this up."

~Alan Shepard - May 1961

69 posted on 03/28/2005 2:45:01 PM PST by Eaker (stop and kick dirt on these n00bs actin like b00bs.......:o) - Squantos 18-Feb-05 -)
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To: hchutch
"How the $#@! do the hunter-killer groups know where to find us?" -- More than one U-boat commander, 1943-44.

"When's that overgrown adding machine going to spit out a valid decrypt so I can go get some $#!ing tea?" -- More than one former Oxbridge scholar, Bletchley Park, 1943-44

70 posted on 03/28/2005 2:48:34 PM PST by Poohbah (If it's called "collateral damage," how come I can't use it to secure a loan?)
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To: kevkrom

"You @!#$ign ate WHAT?" - Gen. Stephen W. Kearny to survivors of the Donner Party, 1847


71 posted on 03/28/2005 2:49:30 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: Braak; kevkrom

I think I got the winners right here.

"You want me to *&^%ing do WHAT?" - Eve, to Adam, on the occasion of their expulsion from the Garden

"HOW *&^%IN' BIG? NO *&^%IN' WAY! AND what the *&^% IS a ziggurat, anyway?" - Contractor to Architect, Ur


72 posted on 03/28/2005 2:50:32 PM PST by LibertarianInExile (The South will rise again? Hell, we ever get states' rights firmly back in place, the CSA has risen!)
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To: TXBSAFH
Houston, we have a @#$%ing problem.

Apollo XIII crew, somewhere up there.

73 posted on 03/28/2005 2:51:52 PM PST by Centurion2000 (Nations do not survive by setting examples for others. Nations survive by making examples of others)
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To: LibertarianInExile

"How the @!#$ did we blow a 15-point lead in less than 5 minutes?" - Ariznoa Wildcats, Saturday


74 posted on 03/28/2005 2:52:17 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: msdrby; Darksheare; SAMWolf; Valin

ROFLMAO ping


75 posted on 03/28/2005 2:59:28 PM PST by Professional Engineer (My baby girl has the strongest little finger known to man.)
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To: LibertarianInExile
"You want me to @!#$ing do WHAT to my son?" - Father of first boy to be circumcised
76 posted on 03/28/2005 3:02:20 PM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: kevkrom

A. Easy...for a prime example see Yankees vs. Red Sox 2004 ALCS


77 posted on 03/28/2005 3:07:21 PM PST by xp38
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To: TXBSAFH

How about one more?

"When is this @%#*ing Schiavo stuff going to end?"


78 posted on 03/28/2005 4:34:46 PM PST by StoneColdGOP ("What does Marsellus Wallace look like?")
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To: Professional Engineer

LOL!


79 posted on 03/28/2005 4:39:57 PM PST by SAMWolf (Liberal Rule #9 - Tax all you want, just give it a different name)
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To: TXBSAFH

XX) "I'm John F'n Kerry, and I'm reporting for doody..."

80 posted on 03/28/2005 5:15:11 PM PST by mikrofon (F&%$#!n History)
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To: TXBSAFH

"What the @#$@%@ did that @#$#@ing lietenant say?"


Me, several times between 1984 and 1994.


81 posted on 03/28/2005 6:13:51 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob (This tagline is Bush's fault.)
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To: Tennessee_Bob

Hells bells - lieutenant, even.

@#$@#, can't believe I misspelled that.


82 posted on 03/28/2005 6:18:55 PM PST by Tennessee_Bob (This tagline is Bush's fault.)
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To: swordfish71

oh F#($ president elect Hillary Rodman Clinton


83 posted on 03/28/2005 6:23:42 PM PST by al baby (Dick Trickle is not just a medical condition)
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To: TXBSAFH

What Brigadier General Anthony McAuliffe, acting Commander of the 101st Airborne, REALLY said to the Germans at Bastogne on December 22, 1944


84 posted on 03/28/2005 7:30:13 PM PST by Natty Bumppo@frontier.net (Navy Air!)
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To: Eaker; Lazamataz; Squantos; humblegunner; TexasCowboy

Ah f@#%, I blew up El Roy's f@#%ing gun. - - Eaker, Aug. 2002


85 posted on 03/28/2005 9:01:23 PM PST by TheMom (Govern yourself accordingly.)
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To: Eaker

I'm sorry ....I was making f*@&ing widgets !


86 posted on 03/28/2005 11:05:47 PM PST by Squantos (Be polite. Be professional. But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. )
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To: kevkrom

"I don't care what you have to do... just get him the @!#$ out of me!" - Julius Caesar's mother, 100 BC


87 posted on 03/29/2005 4:08:53 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: kevkrom

"I am too @!#$ing sober enough to drive!" - Ted Kennedy, 1969


88 posted on 03/29/2005 6:45:23 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: TXBSAFH
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?" ~ Pythagoras, 126 BC

Or, alternatively: "Oh yeah? Well @!#$ing prove it!"

89 posted on 03/29/2005 8:55:04 AM PST by kevkrom (If people are free to do as they wish, they are almost certain not to do as Utopian planners wish)
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To: StoneColdGOP

A-@%#*ing-men!


90 posted on 03/29/2005 9:11:11 AM PST by cloud8
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To: TheBigB

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word @#$%.
Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...@#$% is the only word refered to as 'the f word...
It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
@#$%, as most words in the english language is derived from german
...the word fuieken, which means to strike.

In english, @#$% falls into many grammatical categories:

As a transitive verb for intance ...John @#$%ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley @#$%s.

Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...

An adjective such as ...John's doing all the @#$%ing work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too @#$%ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is @#$%ing beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a @#$%.
As part of a word ...abso@#$%inglutely -or- in@#$%ingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...@#$% the @#$%ing @#$%ers.

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of @#$%...such as these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud ...I got @#$%ed at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh @#$% it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really @#$%ed now.
Agression ...Don't @#$% with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this @#$%ing question.
Inquiry ...Who the @#$% was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the @#$% is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a @#$%-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go @#$% yourself...

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
...@#$% YOU!


91 posted on 03/29/2005 9:54:53 AM PST by The SISU kid (If you need to ask, you don't deserve to know)
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