Skip to comments.11 Times In History It Has Been OK To Say The F word: SOME FUNNY TO LIGHTEN UP TODAY)
Posted on 03/28/2005 10:46:39 AM PST by TXBSAFH
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
~ Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
~ Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
~ Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
~ Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
~ Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
~ Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
~ Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
~ Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
~ Saddam Hussein, 2003
"You're telling me that we got chased off by a bunch of f***ing jeep carriers and destroyer escorts?" Admiral Ozawa, November 1st, 1944
"What do you mean, no Field Marshal's ever surrendered? Tell that f***ing little Bohemian paper hanger there's a first f***ing time for everything." --Feldmarschall Friedrich von Paulus, Stalingrad, February 2, 1943.
"What do you mean, Himmler managed to get Army Group Vistula f***ing wiped out?" -- Adoplh Hitler, March 1945
A. Hitler; Sunday, June 22, 1941,
"What the f*** has Il Duce gotten into now?" --Adolph Hitler, any particular day between January 1933 and April 1945.
"Yee-haw, I can see the spires of the f***ing Kremlin!" -- German recon platoon leader, Dec 7th, 1941
"Where'd all those f***ing Russians come from?" Same platoon leader, Dec. 10th, 1941
"What the f*** was that?" ---Hitler, Wolf's Lair, July 20, 1944.
"F*** me, that Bohemian paperhanger's still alive!" Admiral Wilhelm Canaris and Field Marshal Erwin Rommel, simultaneously, 20 July 1944
What do you F%$#@&*&ing mean you told your parents. wacko jacko
You're not here yet.
Those quotes are %6&*!@$ hilarious!
Liberty Valance ~ 2005
"No fighter cover, aircraft on deck, bombs stacked on the decks of their carriers... they are SO F***ED."
- LCDR Wade McCluskey, 4 June, 1942.
"Who the @!#$ is 'Buckhead'?" - Dan Rather, 2004
Best of show so far...
That @#$% Cornwallis did WHAT?!?!?! -- George III
42 bucks worth of beads? You brought back 42 bucks worth of &^%$ing BEADS? -- Manhattan Indian Chief's wife
When I say the nose is too big, I mean it. Now take just a LITTLE off right ther...$#@$! -- Pharoah to sculptor of the Sphinx
@#$%in' Americans, comin' over the @#$%in' river at @#$%in' CHRISTMAS! @#$%! -- Hessian commander, Trenton
If I'd known it would make `em this @#$%in' mad, I'd have let them eat steak instead! -- Marie Antoinette
We will drive them back into the sea! We will never surrender our island! I am the son of the sun God! [looks at huge mushroom cloud to the southwest] Aw, @#$% THAT! Tojo never warned me about THAT &^%$in $#!#!!! -- Hirohito
That's from the water barrel you spilled the grain in? No, YOU &^%$in drink it! -- Random baker to world's first drunkard, Babylonia, 4500 BC
"How do we keep losing to this @!#$ing idiot?" - Democrats, 2000-Present
"How could we nominate such a @!#$ing loser?" - Democrats, 1972, 1984, 1988, 2000, and 2004
"There's no f*%<ing way Clinton can get reelected!" - various conservatives circa 1996
"@!#$ you and the horse you rode in on." - Catherine II ("The Great"), 1796
In the same vein...
"Who the %$#^ is Matt Drudge?" - Bill Clinton, 1997
Hydrogen is *&^%in' FLAMMABLE?!?!?! - Hindenburg passenger
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