Skip to comments.11 Times In History It Has Been OK To Say The F word: SOME FUNNY TO LIGHTEN UP TODAY)
Posted on 03/28/2005 10:46:39 AM PST by TXBSAFH
There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:
11. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?"
~ Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912
10. "What the @#$% was that?"
~ Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
~ Custer, 1877
8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
~ Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
~ Picasso, 1926
6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
~ Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
~ Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
~ Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"
~ Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
~ Bill Clinton, 1998
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
~ Saddam Hussein, 2003
Those quotes are %6&*!@$ hilarious!
Liberty Valance ~ 2005
"No fighter cover, aircraft on deck, bombs stacked on the decks of their carriers... they are SO F***ED."
- LCDR Wade McCluskey, 4 June, 1942.
"Who the @!#$ is 'Buckhead'?" - Dan Rather, 2004
Best of show so far...
That @#$% Cornwallis did WHAT?!?!?! -- George III
42 bucks worth of beads? You brought back 42 bucks worth of &^%$ing BEADS? -- Manhattan Indian Chief's wife
When I say the nose is too big, I mean it. Now take just a LITTLE off right ther...$#@$! -- Pharoah to sculptor of the Sphinx
@#$%in' Americans, comin' over the @#$%in' river at @#$%in' CHRISTMAS! @#$%! -- Hessian commander, Trenton
If I'd known it would make `em this @#$%in' mad, I'd have let them eat steak instead! -- Marie Antoinette
We will drive them back into the sea! We will never surrender our island! I am the son of the sun God! [looks at huge mushroom cloud to the southwest] Aw, @#$% THAT! Tojo never warned me about THAT &^%$in $#!#!!! -- Hirohito
That's from the water barrel you spilled the grain in? No, YOU &^%$in drink it! -- Random baker to world's first drunkard, Babylonia, 4500 BC
"How do we keep losing to this @!#$ing idiot?" - Democrats, 2000-Present
"How could we nominate such a @!#$ing loser?" - Democrats, 1972, 1984, 1988, 2000, and 2004
"There's no f*%<ing way Clinton can get reelected!" - various conservatives circa 1996
"@!#$ you and the horse you rode in on." - Catherine II ("The Great"), 1796
In the same vein...
"Who the %$#^ is Matt Drudge?" - Bill Clinton, 1997
Hydrogen is *&^%in' FLAMMABLE?!?!?! - Hindenburg passenger
What does the GOP do? They nominate the ONE *&^%ing guy Clinton can beat! -- various conservatives, 1996
"How long is this @!#$ing rain going to last?" - Everyone outside of Noah's Ark
"We @!#$ing ROCK!" - Every band. Ever. No matter how much they @!#$ing suck.
Wait, you want me to take my plane, and crash it into a ship? Honorable Commander-San, are you F#%(*&G CRAZY????
-Many a Japanese Kamikaze Pilot
F*&^$%*G Germans....for once, could they actually do something we EXPECT them to do?
- Marshal Gamelin, 1940
Here come the last 40 F&*(&#G Spitfires...again!
- Anonomoyous Luftwaffe Pilot, September 1940
"Where the F*** did those dive-bombers come from?" - Admiral Chuichi Nagumo, 4 June 1942.
As Lewis Black says if you live in Minnesota and don't say **** its cold everytime you walk outside in the winter something is wrong with you.
~Alan Shepard - May 1961
"When's that overgrown adding machine going to spit out a valid decrypt so I can go get some $#!ing tea?" -- More than one former Oxbridge scholar, Bletchley Park, 1943-44
"You @!#$ign ate WHAT?" - Gen. Stephen W. Kearny to survivors of the Donner Party, 1847
I think I got the winners right here.
"You want me to *&^%ing do WHAT?" - Eve, to Adam, on the occasion of their expulsion from the Garden
"HOW *&^%IN' BIG? NO *&^%IN' WAY! AND what the *&^% IS a ziggurat, anyway?" - Contractor to Architect, Ur
Apollo XIII crew, somewhere up there.
"How the @!#$ did we blow a 15-point lead in less than 5 minutes?" - Ariznoa Wildcats, Saturday
A. Easy...for a prime example see Yankees vs. Red Sox 2004 ALCS
How about one more?
"When is this @%#*ing Schiavo stuff going to end?"
XX) "I'm John F'n Kerry, and I'm reporting for doody..."
"What the @#$@%@ did that @#$#@ing lietenant say?"
Me, several times between 1984 and 1994.
Hells bells - lieutenant, even.
@#$@#, can't believe I misspelled that.
oh F#($ president elect Hillary Rodman Clinton
What Brigadier General Anthony McAuliffe, acting Commander of the 101st Airborne, REALLY said to the Germans at Bastogne on December 22, 1944
Ah f@#%, I blew up El Roy's f@#%ing gun. - - Eaker, Aug. 2002
I'm sorry ....I was making f*@&ing widgets !
"I don't care what you have to do... just get him the @!#$ out of me!" - Julius Caesar's mother, 100 BC
"I am too @!#$ing sober enough to drive!" - Ted Kennedy, 1969
Or, alternatively: "Oh yeah? Well @!#$ing prove it!"
Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the english language today, is the word @#$%.
Out of all the english words that begin with the letter 'f' ...@#$% is the only word refered to as 'the f word...
It's the one magical word.
Just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
@#$%, as most words in the english language is derived from german
...the word fuieken, which means to strike.
In english, @#$% falls into many grammatical categories:
As a transitive verb for intance ...John @#$%ed Shirley.
As an intransitive verb...Shirley @#$%s.
Its meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as...
An adjective such as ...John's doing all the @#$%ing work.
As part of an adverb ...Shirley talks too @#$%ing much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective ...Shirley is @#$%ing beautiful.
As a noun ...I don't give a @#$%.
As part of a word ...abso@#$%inglutely -or- in@#$%ingcredible.
And as almost every word in a sentence ...@#$% the @#$%ing @#$%ers.
As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of @#$%...such as these examples describing situations such as:
Fraud ...I got @#$%ed at the used car lot.
Dismay ...ahhh @#$% it.
Trouble ...I guess I'm really @#$%ed now.
Agression ...Don't @#$% with me buddy.
Difficulty ...I don't understand this @#$%ing question.
Inquiry ...Who the @#$% was that?
Dissatisfaction ...I don't like what the @#$% is going on here.
Incompetance ...He's a @#$%-off.
Dismissal ...Why don't you go outside and play hide and go @#$% yourself...
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word. We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately.
Say it loudly and proudly...
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