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Word For The Day, Thursday, June 2, 2005
dictionaries ad nauseum | June 2, 2005 | secret garden

Posted on 06/02/2005 4:52:40 AM PDT by secret garden

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To: Knitting A Conundrum

and unless he is printing out the threads from FR to give to her, how is it hurting her? you act like an idiot and you will have consequences following therefrom. expect it. and given the horrible news and situations posted daily on FR, these threads were a welcome respite!


101 posted on 06/02/2005 10:53:49 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: gwmoore

Happy birthday. ;)


102 posted on 06/02/2005 11:27:22 AM PDT by patton ("Fool," said my Muse to me, "look in thy heart, and write.")
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To: secret garden; Texan5; xsmommy; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA
My bosses and I have put our massive brain powers to work on my arm/back problem and have come up with two possible solutions.

1. I go lie in front of Emergency at the hospital until they have the police come and throw me in jail. I then tell the police about my back, and we can't have our prisoners suffering, can we? So they'll rush me back to the hospital and as a prisoner I'll be fixed instantly! I'm not sure this'll be worth the AIDS resulting from the obligatory homosectionality in jail...

2. I've switched the setting on my mouse so I can use it with my left hand. That way, I'll get carpel tunnel in my left hand, and with my right hand already buggered I can go on long term disability!

Whaddya think?

Later...

103 posted on 06/02/2005 12:43:19 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh

can you fake going mental and then they will have to examine you physically and deal with you? i think you can do a pretty decent job of going mental. take the scissors to your hair, buy a bus ticket out of town and then claim you were raped by a hispanic couple... oh wait, they may have heard that one already...


104 posted on 06/02/2005 12:57:19 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy

My boobs aren't big enough for that one to work.


105 posted on 06/02/2005 1:00:14 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh

buy a wonderbra and wing it...


106 posted on 06/02/2005 1:01:47 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy

That should take care of the going mental part too, good thinking!


107 posted on 06/02/2005 1:03:12 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh
My boobs aren't big enough for that one to work.

Well now, let me be the judge of..........oh wait. You're Argh. Never mind.

108 posted on 06/02/2005 1:09:45 PM PDT by Hegewisch Dupa
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To: Hegewisch Dupa; xsmommy
:^)

Well, my hand's sore again, see you later.

109 posted on 06/02/2005 1:13:42 PM PDT by Argh
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To: Argh

I shan't ask.


110 posted on 06/02/2005 1:48:53 PM PDT by Laura Earl (Fitness is a journey not a destination.)
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To: Laura Earl

just sent you some pix.


111 posted on 06/02/2005 1:57:08 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy; Argh

You mean a mansierre...it's a Seinfeld thing, xs. ;)


112 posted on 06/02/2005 2:35:13 PM PDT by secret garden (Go Spurs Go!)
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To: Hegewisch Dupa
i didn't catch right away that this was satire...
113 posted on 06/02/2005 2:35:35 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: xsmommy

Weekend at Markie's?


114 posted on 06/02/2005 2:40:59 PM PDT by secret garden (Go Spurs Go!)
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To: secret garden

the daughter looks enough like him, that she could carry it off....


115 posted on 06/02/2005 2:41:35 PM PDT by xsmommy
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To: Texan5

We're finally home from kid fun and a trip to the vet to drain the bank account. All of the animals are okay and I got a prescription to mail order the next set of meds. The overhead at the vet is astronomical. A++ on the homework.


116 posted on 06/02/2005 2:53:40 PM PDT by secret garden (Go Spurs Go!)
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To: hobbes1

A++


117 posted on 06/02/2005 2:54:33 PM PDT by secret garden (Go Spurs Go!)
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To: tioga
Keeping him reined in from the talking heads didn't work either. Maybe they need to solict from algore's invention. They were so impressed with their ability to do that last time around. A+++

P.S. Don't feed the bears!
118 posted on 06/02/2005 2:56:52 PM PDT by secret garden (Go Spurs Go!)
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To: secret garden

Thank you for the nice grade!

I'm going to get a prescription so I can mail order Husky girl's Revolution when I take her to the vet for her annual shots later this month. I was appalled when one of my neighbors told me how much cheaper it is by mail...


119 posted on 06/02/2005 3:15:40 PM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
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To: Argh

Go for the left handed mouse trick-much less stressful than jail...

My hubby opted for physical therapy rather than surgery for carpal tunnel when he was still in the military-he is still satisfied with the results ten years later.


120 posted on 06/02/2005 3:18:45 PM PDT by Texan5 (You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line...)
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