Katie Holmes' Missing Days

Fox News ^ | June 21, 2005 | Roger Friedman

[mountaineer]

Has anyone seen Carrot Top and Chelsea Clinton together? Hmmmm?

[nunya bidness]

The line to deprogram her starts behind me.

[najida]

The mystery to me is why Tom Cruise would be a valet much less a movie star.

He's absolutely awful in everything he does. And creepy looking.

Must be something in the water. Stupid Katie.

[LIConFem]

Hmmm... Think about this... Have you ever seen Katie and Carrot Top at the same time???

;o)

[Dr. Scarpetta]

She can't dump him. She has a 5-year, 5 million dollar contract (no sex).

That has yet to be proven. IMO, if Katie actually thinks she loves him, she should re-evaluate the situation and dump him before he dumps her, and she ends up raising kids alone. For whatever reason, (possibly gay) he dumps women.

[FeliciaCat]

He never did it for me..totally not my type. I dont like "pretty" men. yuck.

Colin Farrell. Thats a hottie!

[L98Fiero]

"Its a cult."

Oh yeah. Freaky, weird, Hollywood cult.

[Blue Jays]

Hi All-

Does anyone care about this news? Hey you, all the way in the back with the blue shirt and red tie...do you care? Oh, you say you don't. OK, will someone in this room please raise their hand if they care about the vapid and banal coverage of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes?

~ Blue Jays ~

[demkicker]

HERE'S THE NEWS FLASH SCOOP...

DURING THE 16 DAYS SHE WAS MISSING, KATIE WAS BEING TRANSFORMED INTO A STEPFORD SCIENTOLOGY ACTRESS AND SOON TO BE WIFE!

[FeliciaCat]

SO DONT READ THIS THREAD...ITS REALLY THAT EASY....NOT INTERESTED? DONT READ IT! WOW. AMAZING HOW THAT WORKS.

[silverleaf]

Katie in love?

At their staged engagment photo op (called 2 hours after Tom supposedly proposed at the Eiffel tower)...Katie's only comments (made while her newly assigned 24/7 scientology minder hovered over her) was about the beauty of Paris.

There was a lot more evidence of "sincere love" in the Charles and Diana engagement photo op.

[silverleaf]

So why are you here? It must have been hard to drag yourself away from newsworthy sagas like no-joy John Bolton and Dickless Durbin.

[najida]

Yeah, well,
he never even struck me as pretty.

I don't like a man that looks like I could beat him arm wrestling.

[sageb1]

Interesting that you should find this on FOX. A couple of weeks ago, FOX advertised for 2 days that O'Relly was going to do a segment on Scientology. He had Rick Ross and someone else on to discuss. When his guests tried to talk about Scientology, he hushed them and said, "We're not going to discuss Scientology because everyone knows what it is." All he wanted to talk about was Cruise and Holmes. I was irritated as I was hoping he would enlighten the genral public as to how dangerous the cult is. When he did not, I wrote to him and told him to educate himself. I sent him a link to a former Scientologist's website, which I can't post right now because I'm not on my own computer. Maybe FOX is doing some research after all. Let's hope so.

That black boat of L. Ron Hubbard's that they've been saying Cruise and Holmes may get married on has been the scene of a number of deaths. Cruise has really gone overboard.

[Mind-numbed Robot]

Anyway...if you dont like it dont read it.

A little late to be telling me that isn't it? :-)

[FeliciaCat]

LOL! I bet you are taller then he is...

[martin_fierro]

No one in my family gives a flying f*** where I am.

[TC Rider]

Where was she during those 16 days?

who cares?

[sarasota]

Yes, I've seen photos of Katie's new "friend" the Scientology chick who's now by her side wherever she goes. Think the media dare open a discussion about Scientology?

[stinkerpot65]

News Flash!!!

In another related story, the Osmond brothers were ALSO missing during the same time period.

Coincidence?