Heather Mills McCartney (Paul's wife) loses leg after row with J-Lo's guards

http://breakingnews.iol.ie/entertainment/story.asp?j=155937750&p=y55938456 ^ | 9/15/05

[ExpatGator]

I hate when that happens!

[brewcrew]

Wow. You just can't make this $#!+ up.

She walked into that one.

[ncountylee]

Gee...that's too bad.

[Sonny M]

I'm sorry but this is way to funny.

[chaos theory]

I don't know if I should feel sorry for her or laugh at her stupidity!

[inkling]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Freebird Forever]

I support trapping and the fur industry.

No sympathy from me.

[rottndog]

I'll bet that leg would make a good harp seal club.

[Larry Lucido]

Hope the leg doesn't have any leather straps.

[Recovering Hermit]

...as she carried out the humiliating task on a stairwell.

Not to get off the subject, but what is so "humiliating" about re-attaching a prosthetic leg?

[advance_copy]

Paul's wife

That's not really Paul McCartney's wife because he's dead. Number Nine, Number Nine, Number Nine....

[cowtowney]

She was just trying to get her foot in the door.

[Larry Lucido]

Lopez's guards continued to verbally attack the group – screaming: "Call the cops! Call the cops!"

Oh, how low can those bastards go??

[Tribune7]

Anyway, I think those guards were just pulling her leg.

[Socratic]

Some people limp through life without a clue - prosthetic or not.

[cowtowney]

She was just trying to get a leg up on the rest of the PETA members.

[cowtowney]

I heard she was hopping mad!!

[fella]

They should have kept the leg so that J-Lo could have it mounted and displayed over her Aspen lodge fireplace.

[Willie Green]

Well when I walk, when I walk
On my horse upon the hill (when I walk the horse upon a hill)
Well when I walk, walk walk walk
On my horse upon the hill (when I walk the horse upon a hill)
And I lay me down
will my lover love me still
A Dog is here, (a dog is here), a dog is there (a dog is there)
My dog he got three leg
but he can't run

Well when I thought, well I thought
when I thought you was my friend (when I thought I could call you my friend)
When I thought, when I thought
when I thought you was my friend (when I thought I could call you my friend)
but you laid me down, put my heart around the bend

A fly flies in (a fly flies in), a fly flies out (a fly flies out)
most flies they got three leg, but mine got one.

Well when I fly when I fly when I fly,when I fly above the cloud
(when I fly above the man in the crowd)
Well when I fly when I fly when I fly,when I fly above the crowd
(when I fly above the man in the crowd)

You can knock me down with a feather, yes you could
but you know it's not allowed (but you know it's not allowed)

A Dog is here, (a dog is here), a dog is there (a dog is there)
My dog he got three leg
but he can't run

My dog he got three leg
Your dog he got none

My dog he got three leg
Your dog he got none

My dog he got three leg