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Thief hid phone up her bum
Ananova ^ | september 17, 2005

Posted on 09/18/2005 11:18:56 AM PDT by billorites

Romanian police caught a female mobile phone thief by dialling the stolen phone - and hearing it ringing from her bum.

Police in Iasi stopped Petronela Brandus, 24, as she tried to get off a bus after other passengers said they saw her steal a mobile phone.

But after a search failed to find the phone, police decided to call the number to see where it was and heard a muffled ringing coming from under the woman's dress.

She was taken to a local police station where a strip search by female police officers revealed she had hidden it up her bottom, local daily 7 Plus reported.

Officer Madalin Taranu said: "We've had people hiding things in their bras and knickers before, but this was a new one.

"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."


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1 posted on 09/18/2005 11:18:57 AM PDT by billorites
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To: billorites

Porn actress that has fallen on hard times?


2 posted on 09/18/2005 11:19:59 AM PDT by misterrob
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To: billorites

Would I want the phone back? I'm not sure.


3 posted on 09/18/2005 11:20:23 AM PDT by Bahbah
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To: billorites
Did she have it on vibrate also?
4 posted on 09/18/2005 11:20:23 AM PDT by dts32041 (Shinkichi: Massuer, did you see that? Zatôichi: I don't see much)
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To: billorites

Mmm you can keep the phone. OK?


5 posted on 09/18/2005 11:20:40 AM PDT by listenhillary (The MEDIA is NOT a branch of government)
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To: billorites

Can You Hear Me Now ???


6 posted on 09/18/2005 11:20:58 AM PDT by cmsgop ( I DON'T C.A.I.R. !!!!!!!!!)
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To: misterrob

Hard times are the best times for your average porn actress.


7 posted on 09/18/2005 11:21:25 AM PDT by Junior (Just because the voices in your head tell you to do things doesn't mean you have to listen to them)
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To: dts32041

8 posted on 09/18/2005 11:21:49 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: billorites

this thread was pulled the other day......


9 posted on 09/18/2005 11:21:59 AM PDT by chasio649
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To: billorites

I don't think I'd want the phone back.


10 posted on 09/18/2005 11:22:09 AM PDT by Paleo Conservative (France is an example of retrograde chordate evolution.)
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To: billorites

That's a big booty, to pull that off.


11 posted on 09/18/2005 11:22:47 AM PDT by ByDesign
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To: billorites

Whick bum was that?


12 posted on 09/18/2005 11:22:49 AM PDT by Piquaboy (22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
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To: billorites

This was at the Register a couple days ago: hardly believable.


13 posted on 09/18/2005 11:22:51 AM PDT by Psycho_Bunny (If you snit at the hand that feeds you, you're probably a leftist.)
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To: billorites

Ugh. she can keep it.


14 posted on 09/18/2005 11:23:04 AM PDT by Names Ash Housewares
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To: billorites; misterrob; Bahbah; dts32041; listenhillary

A real life example of "Talking out your @..."


15 posted on 09/18/2005 11:23:08 AM PDT by Enterprise (When Rats govern they screw up and people die. Then, the Rats want to punch the President.)
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To: billorites


Can you hear me now?


16 posted on 09/18/2005 11:23:10 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ... "To remain silent when they should protest makes cowards of men." -- THOMAS JEFFERSON)
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To: billorites

LoL


17 posted on 09/18/2005 11:23:37 AM PDT by nuconvert (No More Axis of Evil by Christmas ! TLR) [there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: cmsgop

That's a good one. Some people are known to think with their posteriors, and now they are listening with them, too. As for the speaking - ventriloquism- it is an old trick.


18 posted on 09/18/2005 11:23:38 AM PDT by GSlob
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To: billorites

Sounds like she doesn't need to carry a purse! What else could she fit in there?!


19 posted on 09/18/2005 11:23:58 AM PDT by June Cleaver (in here, Ward . . .)
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To: Paleo Conservative

What I can't figure out, is how everyone saw her take the phone, but nobody saw her stash it. That had to take some doing.


20 posted on 09/18/2005 11:24:34 AM PDT by Nathan Zachary
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To: billorites


Can you hear me now?
21 posted on 09/18/2005 11:25:55 AM PDT by kenth
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To: billorites

"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."



Excuse me? No way would I have touched that phone after where it was been. I would have told the stationn doctor to put it in the trash bin...same place it came from.


22 posted on 09/18/2005 11:26:35 AM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done good more for our country than anyone will know. He's a man of honor.)
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To: billorites

The amazing part of this story is that it was a flip phone, and was opened.


23 posted on 09/18/2005 11:26:56 AM PDT by Senator Goldwater
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To: billorites

"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."



Excuse me? No way would I have touched that phone after where it was been. I would have told the stationn doctor to put it in the trash bin...same place it came from.


24 posted on 09/18/2005 11:27:11 AM PDT by cubreporter (I trust Rush. He has done good more for our country than anyone will know. He's a man of honor.)
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To: Enterprise

LOL.


25 posted on 09/18/2005 11:27:58 AM PDT by Bahbah
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To: billorites

Good thing the owner didn't download the "violent thunderstorm" ringtone.


26 posted on 09/18/2005 11:28:28 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Enterprise
"Talking out your @..."

Post of the day !!!!!

ROFLMAO !!!!

27 posted on 09/18/2005 11:28:52 AM PDT by dfwddr
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To: billorites

yucky..

How would you like to be the lucky officer to have to hit the redial button and listen in to the response...

Do they make a rubber dam to cover your ear...?


28 posted on 09/18/2005 11:29:08 AM PDT by mmercier
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To: chasio649
this thread was pulled the other day......

"Here, pull my thread." (snicker, snicker)

29 posted on 09/18/2005 11:30:34 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: ByDesign
My guess is that she's intoduced other things into there before this incident.
30 posted on 09/18/2005 11:30:49 AM PDT by Senator Goldwater
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To: billorites
Romanian mobile phone?


31 posted on 09/18/2005 11:32:34 AM PDT by gg188
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To: billorites


Bum reportedly not happy
32 posted on 09/18/2005 11:33:37 AM PDT by flashbunny (Why do I have to defend the free market on a web site called free republic???)
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To: Larry Lucido

Give me time to find my tweezers ;)


33 posted on 09/18/2005 11:34:07 AM PDT by chasio649
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To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...
Ewwwwww!

Just damn.

If you want on the list, FReepmail me. This IS a high-volume PING list...

34 posted on 09/18/2005 11:34:46 AM PDT by mhking (The world needs a wake up call gentlemen...we're gonna phone it in.)
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To: billorites
EWWWWWWW!-to-Infinity!
35 posted on 09/18/2005 11:41:10 AM PDT by BIRDS
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“A million 'ta one, Doc... a million 'ta one!”
36 posted on 09/18/2005 11:45:09 AM PDT by johnny7 (“"Thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes, black eyes... like a doll's eyes.”)
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To: billorites

That's a pretty crappy hiding place...


37 posted on 09/18/2005 11:46:25 AM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: billorites
Is that your booty ringing, or are you just happy to see me?


If you want a Google GMail account, FReepmail me.
They're going fast!

38 posted on 09/18/2005 12:04:11 PM PDT by rdb3 (NON-conservative, American exceptionalist here.)
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To: wysiwyg; Felicity Fahrquar

Christopher Walken "PULP FICTION" ping?


39 posted on 09/18/2005 12:05:57 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Previously known as Pookie Me, a Freeper since 7 September 1998. All who joined later are newbies!)
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To: mhking

That would make for some chitty reception !

Wonder what ringtone she was using or was it set on Vibrate lol

But the real question would be was there room for a fax machine !


40 posted on 09/18/2005 12:09:25 PM PDT by ATOMIC_PUNK (secus acutulus exspiro ab Acheron bipes actio absol ab Acheron supplico)
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To: billorites

Sounds like the old Kingston Trio song, "Tic Tic Tic." (Written by Rafael De Leon).

[Chorus:]
Tic, tic, tic! Ev'rybody lookin'. Tic, tic, tic! See them all a-searchin'.
Tic, tic, tic! That's all they're hearin' but they couldn't find out where the watch was hiding.

What a confusion. A fellow lost his watch in a railway station. [Repeat]
An attractive girl named Melda was accused of being a burglar.
She had no purse, no pocket in her clothes, so where she hid the watch only goodness knows. And you hearing

[Chorus]

Under suspicion, they took her down to the police station
And they called on the matron who examined all the clothes she had on
The matron examined with care. She even made her take down her long hair.
She searched till she couldn't search no more but the watch now tickin' louder than before. And you hearing

[Chorus]

Confusion now in the station. The matron searching by inspiration.
Watch tickin' louder and louder and the matron moving up closer.
The matron convinced there's no doubt. She put her hand inside Melda's mouth.
Do you know her idea cam true? When she found the watch, it was ten to two. Still tickin'

[Chorus]


42 posted on 09/18/2005 12:32:46 PM PDT by Celtjew Libertarian (Shake Hands with the Serpent: Poetry by Charles Lipsig aka Celtjew http://books.lulu.com/lipsig)
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To: mhking

Ewww is right!!!


43 posted on 09/18/2005 12:35:52 PM PDT by freedumb2003 (Durka Durka Durka. Muhammed Jihad Durka.)
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To: mhking

It is good to hear your dulcet, familiar voice.

Now, in regard to the subject, we've come a long way since Superman changed clothes in a phone booth.

I'm just wondering why in shizzle she'd want a phone?


44 posted on 09/18/2005 12:47:53 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: billorites; mhking
"When in Rome, do as the Romans do." -- (And when in Romania, shove it.)
45 posted on 09/18/2005 12:50:45 PM PDT by NicknamedBob (I am impervious to insult, being extraordinarily dense, rather like Superman.)
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To: NicknamedBob

Get out of town...LOL...I don't believe it.


46 posted on 09/18/2005 12:52:59 PM PDT by World'sGoneInsane (LET NO ONE BE FORGOTTEN, LET NO ONE FORGET)
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To: billorites
"The station doctor extracted the phone and we sprayed it with disinfectant before handing it back to its owner."

"Err, that's all right, you can keep it. I was about to get a new one anyways..."
47 posted on 09/18/2005 12:56:12 PM PDT by Welsh Rabbit
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To: Experiment 6-2-6
Christopher Walken "PULP FICTION" ping?

LOL! I'd forgotten about that!

48 posted on 09/18/2005 1:10:44 PM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: wysiwyg
Dammit...messed that one up... Working link...
49 posted on 09/18/2005 1:12:51 PM PDT by wysiwyg (What parts of "right of the people" and "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?)
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To: billorites

 

Y'know, there ARE worse things that could happen...


50 posted on 09/18/2005 3:06:06 PM PDT by Fintan (If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
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