Dear Santa

Ms Claus

[PaulaB]

Dear Santa, This is PaulaB...............

[peacebaby]

Dear Santa,

Max is close but no cigar.

I'd like to see Michael Jackson do the moonwalk! Really, I would.

Sincerely,

Peacebaby

PS: Max is scared of me. Take what he says with a grain of salt.

[DrewsDad]

(dictating my son's letter)

Dear Santa,

What I'd like for Christmas is a map of Asia...and Santa, I'd like you to have a wonderful Christmas too.

Does Rudolph actually guide your sleigh?

Your Friend,
Drew

[PaulaB]

Hey! How did I get on that list? This year I only hurt the folks who had it coming!

Now love..
if we are on there so are you
its the way of friendship ;P

[peacebaby]

ah geez. I can't quit laughing.

Ah geez.

ahhh, geeezzzz.

[Michael Goldsberry]

Ruffle Andrew's hair for me. That's a good kid.

Leapfrog

[PaulaB]

Dear PM,
Superman said for me to tell you
he is all filled up...check back earlier next year

Best regards
Santa

[Maximus of Texas]

Dear Santa,

Peacebaby speaks the truth. I am, indeed, scared of her. I put her in the same category as teenyelliott. That photo she sent to me of her in at leather outfit, while titillating, put the fear of God in me. (As God is my witness, I never knew they could make leather straps that small)

Sincerly,

Max

P.S. Santa, is Mrs Claus coming with you this year?

[PaulaB]

Dear Drew,
I like smart kids. I will have a wonderful Christmas
knowing there are kids out there with a big heart like
yourself.

Stay safe and God Bless
Santa

[Lady Jag]

It's all about believing

[Maximus of Texas]

"What I'd like for Christmas is a map of Asia"

Sounds like your son as been FReeping to much and has been pinged one too many times.

[peacebaby]

Dear SAnta,

Max has forgotten the age-old wisdom: Hell hath no fury like the wrath of a woman scorned.

Give Max strength, Santa. He's gonna need it.

Fondly,

Peacebaby

[Maximus of Texas]

I see you made it home. I guess my present didn't work.

My take-home order from PFChangs downstairs should be ready so I'm heading home and the wife and I are going to watch Holiday Inn.

Reminder, set your alarm clock to start your Wednesday thread before 7:00 AM.

[PaulaB]

Dear Peacebaby,

Since you took 5 less pills

this year and TRIED

to be nice....I will be sending a NEW martini shaker

and a new frying pan to straighten Max out.

Love
Santa

[PaulaB]

Before 7 am?

I gotta have my beauty sleep MR

[Maximus of Texas]

Start the thread and go back to sleep. We don't need you on the thread. We just need you to start it. Just think of yourself as a thread whore.

Later Gator!

[PaulaB]

Just for that...it'll be noon


later suckerrrrrrrrrrr ;)

[DrewsDad]

His hair has been duly ruffled just before it's about to be cut. The cowlick is getting more prominent and the razor is about to start up.

BTW, he said thanks for the compliment.

[DrewsDad]

I like smart kids.

He said, "Oh Goody, maybe I'll get lots of presents."

[peacebaby]

uh, Santa,

Thanks for offering me the frying pan to straigten Max out, but the frying pan really has my husband's name written ALL OVER IT, and I can deal with Max another way.

WhatI simply don't understand how a martini shaker's gonna help me with all these pills... .

Nonetheless, I am grateful.

Slushingly yours,

Peasssssbaby

[DrewsDad]

I don't know where the map of Asia request came from exactly. We were out shopping and looking at puzzles and maps for someone else, so maybe it's the wish for the day. He is a bit of a geography buff, though.

He's still a bit young(7) to be FReeping.