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Clooney to revive 80s tv icon (Hollywood outdoes itself ruining Magnum PI)
Tonight ^ | January 26, 2006

Posted on 01/27/2006 2:58:24 PM PST by presidio9

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1 posted on 01/27/2006 2:58:25 PM PST by presidio9
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Clooney is box-office death... a one man Dixie Chicks.


2 posted on 01/27/2006 3:00:07 PM PST by Lexington Green (I'd rather have Jihadis in front of me than Democrats behind me.)
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Sheesh!

That uptight yuppie scumbag is soooo not Magnum. Magnum is a totally relaxed character. What's next.. George Wendt as Higgins? Miscast.


3 posted on 01/27/2006 3:00:07 PM PST by iPod Shuffle
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To: presidio9

Before you ask, Tom Selleck will turn 60 on Sunday (happy birthday Tom), and, yes, he could still kick George Clooney's ass.


4 posted on 01/27/2006 3:00:46 PM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. He'd even be a bad choice for Higgins. What a disgrace. I bet they'll even have a new theme song. And it takes place in San Francisco. And he's an environmentalist research scientist instead of a PI.


5 posted on 01/27/2006 3:00:51 PM PST by Cyclopean Squid (Moderates do not make history)
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Renamed :

Pee-shooter P.I.

P.Shooter eschews firearms and using a straw and a bag of

barley.


6 posted on 01/27/2006 3:01:05 PM PST by Para-Ord.45
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Dear George:

Tom Selleck is everything you're not.

Sincerely,

cgk


7 posted on 01/27/2006 3:01:06 PM PST by cgk (I don't see myself as a conservative. I see myself as a religious, right-wing, wacko extremist.)
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1. Did he really say "Mum"?

2. Why not have Tom play the part. Then I would go see it.


8 posted on 01/27/2006 3:01:09 PM PST by MPJackal ("If you are not with us, you are against us.")
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welcome back!
9 posted on 01/27/2006 3:01:34 PM PST by cgk (I don't see myself as a conservative. I see myself as a religious, right-wing, wacko extremist.)
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Judging from the wild success of Clooney's "Batman", this will work great.


10 posted on 01/27/2006 3:02:10 PM PST by Deb (Beat him, strip him and bring him to my tent!)
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Dear George:

You ruined Batman.

And you were hidden in a friggin' rubber suit.

Imagine what you'll do to Magnum.

11 posted on 01/27/2006 3:02:21 PM PST by dirtboy (My new years resolution is to quit using taglines...)
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Selleck will turn 60 on Sunday. But we all know the real reason why he won't be appearing in this film.


12 posted on 01/27/2006 3:02:25 PM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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Clooney is slated to play Magnum PI but there will be some rewrite from the original series.

Magnum will be a Vietnam draft dodger instead of a former navy officer. Will drive a hybrid instead of a sports car. And will live in Vermont instead of Hawaii.

He will also have a drug problem, a gay son and Mr. Higgins will be a cross dresser.

The perfect Hollywood film.


13 posted on 01/27/2006 3:02:41 PM PST by Patrick1
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To: Deb

Beat me to it by 11 seconds.


14 posted on 01/27/2006 3:02:46 PM PST by dirtboy (My new years resolution is to quit using taglines...)
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To: presidio9
Does he possess enough testosterone to actually grow a pornstar mustache?
15 posted on 01/27/2006 3:03:07 PM PST by usmcobra (Yesterday I got to say the coolest thing for the first time,"My son in law is a firefighter.")
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Why does Hollywood continue to think that remaking cheesy TV shows and old movies is a good idea? Who really wants to see a new version of Miami Vice or The Pink Panther or this garbage? You tell me there aren't any original screenplay writers out there with new ideas?


16 posted on 01/27/2006 3:03:07 PM PST by AUJenn
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Pardon me while I gag.


17 posted on 01/27/2006 3:03:16 PM PST by CaptainK
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To: dirtboy
And you were hidden in a friggin' rubber suit.

I can't stop giggling over this one!!!

18 posted on 01/27/2006 3:04:10 PM PST by cgk (I don't see myself as a conservative. I see myself as a religious, right-wing, wacko extremist.)
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To: presidio9

I'll bet he's had love at first sites lots of times.


19 posted on 01/27/2006 3:04:18 PM PST by jazusamo (A Progressive is only a Socialist in a transparent disguise.)
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Thanks. Great to be here for now.


20 posted on 01/27/2006 3:04:21 PM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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