Posted on 03/14/2006 2:02:58 PM PST by Millee
Hope my ping's not interupting you ping...
Here get them back with a few of these...
Relieving Stress at Work
1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board.
2. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". (At Least for the Male co-workers.)
3. Address your boss as "your excellency".
4. When your boss turns on his laser pointer in a conference meeting, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!"
5. Sniff suspiciously at your boss and ask if she/he's been drinking.
6. Correct your boss at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the i is silent.
7. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when your boss can't understand you.
8. Wink at your boss every few minutes.
9. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the office.
10. Start a "wave" in the conference room.
Co-workers who fart excessively!
Perfume-laden men & women
Receptionsists who walk down the hall like a damn linebacker
Empty coffee pot when I want coffee (Use the last, make a new one!)
my #1 pet peeve at the office? My senior editor
my #2 pet peeve at the office? My senior editor
my #3 pet peeve at the office? ditto
#4? ditto
#5? ditto
I understand she's off next week. Thank God.
When I catch them there getting an ass chewing
IT
I mean why bother?
I think I see a correlation. If I worked with excessive "tooters" I'd wear a lot of perfume too.
woof...
All the co-workers in the cubes around me wear headphones. They never hear my farts, so I can get away with it all day long.
Co-workers who fart excessively! Perfume-laden men & women Receptionsists who walk down the hall like a damn linebacker Empty coffee pot when I want coffee (Use the last, make a new one!)
Anybody remember Loud Howard from Dilbert?
People taking calls on their #%&*@! Bluetooth earpieces when I'm talking to them. I tell them if they ever do it again I'm gonna smack the thing clear through their skull.
LOL!!!
Dumbass bosses making wild-eyed promises about delivery times that can't be met with a worthwhile product.
You'd hate working with me. I use a coffee cup. LOL
Is your name Dilbert?
People who set the laser printer to stun!
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