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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31 — After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: Das Outsider
(hearty apprause) Welcome great leader, nah, great statesman, nah, great big blow hard it!
What part of your genius are you here to impart to us today?
To: fanfan
Shouldn't that be more the liver? ;)
2,942
posted on
07/14/2006 5:39:57 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
"Your son has never set foot on Earth." Well, he can't walk yet. Can't even crawl.
2,943
posted on
07/14/2006 5:41:02 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
To: Das Outsider
2,944
posted on
07/14/2006 5:41:04 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Das Outsider; NicknamedBob
Oh I see. That is the button that turns on the TV.
2,945
posted on
07/14/2006 5:41:12 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
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To: King Prout
Congratulations! It's very impressive.
2,946
posted on
07/14/2006 5:41:42 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Have some hyperbolic rodomontade, and nothing worse will happen for the rest of the day!)
To: Tax-chick
His feet still can touch the ground!!
2,947
posted on
07/14/2006 5:41:48 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: fanfan
gotta make it gotta make it gotta make it gotta make it gotta make it gotta makeit gotta makeit gotta makeit gotta makeit gotta makeit gottamakeit gottamakeit gottamakeit gottamakeitgottamakeitgottamakeit Choo-Choo!
I remember my dad reading me that story.
2,948
posted on
07/14/2006 5:43:42 PM PDT
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
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To: oceanview
You got it.
Indiana knows how to raise pork. they got the number one spot in the hawg waller.
If you want to do it, outsourcing it to the fed is the least effective way to accomplish most jobs.
2,949
posted on
07/14/2006 5:45:57 PM PDT
by
donmeaker
(If the sky don't say "Surrender Dorothy" then my ex wife is out of town.)
To: NapkinUser
Yes, but with all those guns, Texas don't need no help.
NY has the nations largest population of unarmed people. CA has the largest population of unarmed wimps.
2,950
posted on
07/14/2006 5:47:42 PM PDT
by
donmeaker
(If the sky don't say "Surrender Dorothy" then my ex wife is out of town.)
To: rzeznikj at stout; stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face; All
KIM: Beddy good. Uh, you notice change on show, ok? (points to oversized lavender couch)
(some apprause)
(points to cityscape backdrop)
(more apprause)
(puts on dalmatian cowboy hat with feather and points to it)
(beeg apprause)
KIM: Ok, so you see Kim got ban now.
(sparse apprause and whistles)
KIM: Radies an jennamin, Hu Jintao an deh Taepo Dong Fibe!
(band plays four bars of upbeat Motown number)
(apprause)
To: King Prout
2,952
posted on
07/14/2006 5:49:08 PM PDT
by
StarCMC
("The word of muslims will never, ever override what our U.S. Marines say." - TheCrusader)
To: King Prout
Were it possible to die of envy, you'd need a new Wizard.
Congrats, KP!
timpad does happy dance
2,953
posted on
07/14/2006 5:50:04 PM PDT
by
timpad
(The Wizard Tim - Keeper of the Holy Hand Grenade, Finder of Obscurata)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
When the liver has broken down harmful substances, they are excreted into the bile or blood. Bile by-products enter the intestine and ultimately leave the body in the feces. Blood by-products are filtered out by the kidneys and leave the body in the form of urine.
LOL! Hungry yet?
To: Eaker
ayyyy, it wuz only 420 bucks all told... if I work my narrow butt off for a month I might feel inclined to get you one for your birthday
2,955
posted on
07/14/2006 5:52:12 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I remember my dad reading me that story. What a nice memory.
I remember the Knoddy books, and Dr. Seuss.
To: King Prout
UGH -- try that again....
*DROOL*
Argh!! I hate spellcheck! LOL
2,957
posted on
07/14/2006 5:52:32 PM PDT
by
StarCMC
("The word of muslims will never, ever override what our U.S. Marines say." - TheCrusader)
To: fanfan
I think I'll have a pancreas and gallbladder pie!! :-P
2,958
posted on
07/14/2006 5:52:55 PM PDT
by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!|The IRA are actually terrorists, any questions?)
To: Harmless Teddy Bear
"Have the Habitats been renamed or am I just lost?" The Habitats are officially designated the "Are We There Yet?" and the "He's Touching Me!"
For convenience only, I refer to them as A and B. Each is eight hours ahead or behind its neighbor. This permits our crews to rotate their duties to cover a full twenty-four hours, and to live in an environment where everyone else is on the same schedule.
We strive to keep everyone comfortable.
2,959
posted on
07/14/2006 5:54:46 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(Mom said to call a spade a spade. Dad taught me what to call it when you trip over it in the shed.)
To: Irish_Thatcherite
Make sure you add some Lea and Perrins!
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