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Avon Calling...Julia Roberts? Are you ready to kiss and make up?
Posted on 06/06/2006 8:11:45 AM PDT by ItMatters2Me
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Attention Repugnant Republican Reptilian's of the fairer sex: Apparently Avon agrees with Julia as she is in current negotiations to be their spokesperson for the near future. Are you Red State Ladies (Lizards?) willing to take this Pretty Woman's beauty tips, as encouraged by her bosses at Avon? Perhaps this is her/their proactive way of making you less repugnant and maybe even passably presentable. Whew! Good Luck with that! No doubt they believe they have their work cut out for them. Maybe some of you would like to express your gratitude to Avon:
Avon Shareholder Relations Avon Products, Inc. 1345 Avenue of the Americas New York, NY 10105-0196 (212) 282-5623 individual.investor@avon.com
To: ItMatters2Me
Democrat comes between deluded and demonic.
I never use Avon products so it'll be kind of hard for me to boycott them.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:15:09 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: ItMatters2Me
Hey Julia - If I take some Avon Lipstick and put it on a certain body part - will you kiss it?
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:15:37 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
To: ItMatters2Me
To: ItMatters2Me
I don't know why actors and actresses - who make a living reading other people's work and pretending to be someone/something they aren't - think we have the slighest interest in their unscripted rants. You'd think they would have learned after their big "hate Bush" campaign in 2004. And Julie Roberts has big flat feet like a duck. So there. ;)
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:16:18 AM PDT
by
hsalaw
To: Salamander
But they don't KNOW you don't use them. Call yourself Mildred and drop them a line! ;^)
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:16:35 AM PDT
by
wizardoz
To: ItMatters2Me
Julia Roberts is ugly. Period.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:17:11 AM PDT
by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: ItMatters2Me
She needs a lot of Avon lipstick to cover those lips of hers.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:17:11 AM PDT
by
caver
(Yes, I did crawl out of a hole in the ground.)
To: ItMatters2Me
overrated, undertalented overego underbreasted. I emailled tham to inform thenm that I will do my business accordingly - as a repugnant reptilian republican.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:21:23 AM PDT
by
camle
(Keep your mind open and somebody will fill if full of something for you.)
To: wizardoz
Are you calling me Mildred or Mild Red?!?
LOL!
I guess can call and bitch.
What the heck.
It'll give me a chance to give my opinion of their chintzy so-called "makeup", if nothing else.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:22:28 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: hsalaw
Here mouth is way to wide also.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:23:59 AM PDT
by
Holicheese
(Stanley Cup's new home will be North Carolina!)
To: atomicpossum
She look exactly like her brother Eric, in drag.
I have always found that disturbing, in a Freudian sort of way, which is probably why I find Eric repulsive.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:25:06 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: camle
as have I... reminded them I have many sisters, nieces, and friends who will not get 1 avon product ever again.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:28:15 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll. 17,400+ snide replies and counting!)
To: ItMatters2Me
Egads. I sell Avon and this is the first I've heard of this. Dammit why couldn't they have stuck with Salma Hayek? She's a LOT prettier, in my humble opinion.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:38:26 AM PDT
by
Severa
(I can't take this stress anymore...quick, get me a marker to sniff....)
To: Severa
Salma is naturally gorgeous and needs no makeup.
Perhaps Avon is trying to prove that their products can even work miracles on baggers.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:44:22 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: ItMatters2Me
Julia Roberts in drag
To: ItMatters2Me
Haven't spent a penny on Avon in years and I'll make doubly sure I don't if she's their spokesperson. I also boycott Revlon since they started using Susan Sarandon.
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posted on
06/06/2006 8:56:21 AM PDT
by
Ptaz
(Take Personal Responsibility--it's not fun, but it's the right thing to do.)
To: Salamander
Salma also buys into the notion that Che Guevara was a hero and a great thinker.
The only thing he was good at was firing squads.
www.trenblindado.com
To: SeanOGuano
Well that's depressing.
I always liked her movies though I'm not into female actresses, as a rule.
Bummer.
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posted on
06/06/2006 9:07:38 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: Ptaz
" I also boycott Revlon since they started using Susan Sarandon."
Is Revlon trying to sell spackle?
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posted on
06/06/2006 9:31:24 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
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