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Yahoo & Reuters ^ | August 19, 2006

Posted on 08/21/2006 6:38:15 AM PDT by Mikey_1962

NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life, a newspaper report said Saturday.

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The 24-year-old man from the northern state of Uttar Pradesh admitted himself to a New Delhi hospital this week with an extremely rare medical condition called penile duplication or diphallus, the Times of India said.

"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature. In the more common form of diphallus, one organ is rudimentary," the newspaper quoted a surgeon as saying.

The surgery was expected to be challenging as both organs were well-formed and full blood supply to the retained penis had to be ensured to allow it to function normally, he added.

The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy.

There are about 100 such reported cases of diphallus around the world and it is known to occur among one in 5.5 million men, the newspaper said.


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"Two fully functional penes is unheard of even in medical literature.

DUH!

1 posted on 08/21/2006 6:38:16 AM PDT by Mikey_1962
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To: pissant

ping


2 posted on 08/21/2006 6:39:26 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
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To: Mikey_1962

Serial or parallel?


3 posted on 08/21/2006 6:39:26 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: bmwcyle

Now you've done it.


4 posted on 08/21/2006 6:39:51 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Mikey_1962

I give this thread about 5 minutes.


5 posted on 08/21/2006 6:40:03 AM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Mikey_1962

< grabpopcorn>< sitback>< startlaughing>


6 posted on 08/21/2006 6:40:04 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Does this mean he would have to take two Viagra?


7 posted on 08/21/2006 6:40:17 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Beat me to it.


8 posted on 08/21/2006 6:40:43 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Got towel?)
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To: Mikey_1962
And in India--of all places!
9 posted on 08/21/2006 6:41:11 AM PDT by Savage Beast (9/11 was never repeated--thanks to President George Bush.)
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To: Smokin' Joe
Does this mean he would have to take two Viagra?

No, it means that one could rest while the other is working.

10 posted on 08/21/2006 6:41:15 AM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: Mikey_1962
wow. fully functional??

This guy should become a highly paid spokesman for Trojan.

11 posted on 08/21/2006 6:41:27 AM PDT by Mark Felton ("Your faith should not be in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.")
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To: Tijeras_Slim
Mondays need excitement.
12 posted on 08/21/2006 6:41:47 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
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To: Mikey_1962
Reminds me of an acquaintance of mine from Nantucket.

Remarkable fellow really.

13 posted on 08/21/2006 6:42:00 AM PDT by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: Mikey_1962

Where are those Wrigley twins?? On a flight to India?


14 posted on 08/21/2006 6:42:10 AM PDT by Mark Felton ("Your faith should not be in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.")
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To: Mark Felton

15 posted on 08/21/2006 6:42:58 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Mikey_1962

I wonder if that means he can go faster? Quicker stop offs in the bathroom, you miss less of the game.


16 posted on 08/21/2006 6:43:01 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Got towel?)
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To: Mikey_1962

Is there such a thing as divagina? Kinda brings to mind the unfortunate case of Pistol Pr... Oh nevermind.


17 posted on 08/21/2006 6:43:14 AM PDT by Savage Beast (9/11 was never repeated--thanks to President George Bush.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Perhaps he can donate the superfluous one to the Senate Republicans... they seem to need the infusion.


18 posted on 08/21/2006 6:43:24 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: billorites

How do you know me?


19 posted on 08/21/2006 6:43:30 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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To: Mark Felton

So what does he do with the other three fingers of the surgical glove?


20 posted on 08/21/2006 6:43:40 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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To: Mikey_1962

Have you hard about Stacy Brown?
He got every chick in town.
He got looks, he got class...
Do anything to get a little lass.
And everybody shout at him as he walks his girlies past...

Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everyboy got one
But Stacy Brown got two.

Do you know the reason for his success?
They say that he is double blessed
They say that Stacy Brown was born
Just a little bit deformed
But still his girlfriends wake up smilin' every morn.

Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everyboy got one
But Stacy Brown got two

Why they climbing up the wall?
Young ones run and old ones crawl.
He got two and that's a fact,
But no one knows where the other one's at.
On his elbow, on his knee, or underneath his hat?

Everybody got one
Everybody got one
Everyboy got one
But Stacy Brown got two

--Shel Silverstein (R.I.P.)


21 posted on 08/21/2006 6:43:54 AM PDT by RichInOC (...somebody was going to post it...why not me?)
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To: Mikey_1962
100 such reported cases of diphallus

Die, phallus.

22 posted on 08/21/2006 6:44:32 AM PDT by martin_fierro (If we're still here tomorrow I never said this)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL!!!LOL!!! ROFLMAO!!!ROFLMAO!!!


23 posted on 08/21/2006 6:44:37 AM PDT by Andonius_99 (They [liberals] aren't humans, but rather a species of hairless retarded ape.)
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To: wagglebee

You must be new here.


24 posted on 08/21/2006 6:44:39 AM PDT by markoman (The man with the rubber glove was....surprisingly gentle.)
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To: Mikey_1962

25 posted on 08/21/2006 6:45:00 AM PDT by Mark Felton ("Your faith should not be in the wisdom of men, but in the power of God.")
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To: WakeUpAndVote
Hahahahahahaha! Clever!

(You'll have to use both hands.)

26 posted on 08/21/2006 6:45:07 AM PDT by Savage Beast (9/11 was never repeated--thanks to President George Bush.)
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To: Mikey_1962; MikefromOhio

How long before Romey addresses this?


27 posted on 08/21/2006 6:45:21 AM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
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To: Mark Felton

LOL!


28 posted on 08/21/2006 6:46:04 AM PDT by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
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When he gets excited, his brain shuts down...


29 posted on 08/21/2006 6:48:05 AM PDT by D-fendr
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To: bmwcyle

I'm quite certain that he's be more popular with the ladies keeping the pair.


30 posted on 08/21/2006 6:48:18 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Mikey_1962
OK .. OK ... Settle down class ....

"An Indian businessman born with two penises wants one of them removed surgically as he wants to marry and lead a normal sexual life."

According to the article ..

a businessMAN .. not a boy ... he's been around for a while ...
What kind of business?
Why now and not at puberty or shortly thereafter .. or even potty training .. Mom thought it was cute?

The article is pure BS.

31 posted on 08/21/2006 6:50:56 AM PDT by knarf (Someone stole my tagline !! It was here a minute ago .. /8^( ...)
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To: markoman

No, I've been here a few years. After looking some more, I realized that the title didn't give the topic away, so the moderators will probably let it stay up.


32 posted on 08/21/2006 6:52:41 AM PDT by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: pissant
I wonder if there are 4 jewels or just two?

Energy department could learn from it if there is only 2.
(he's got the resources but, not enough refinery capacity to keep the pipe flowing.)
33 posted on 08/21/2006 6:55:30 AM PDT by WakeUpAndVote (Got towel?)
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To: WakeUpAndVote

LOL


34 posted on 08/21/2006 6:59:16 AM PDT by pissant
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To: Mikey_1962
Whats up with this guy?

Cut one off?

Not a good idea. He will have so many surgical side effects from the operation, that it would not be worth the trouble.

Of couse he could simply graft one on in line with the other, and have a longer tale ( no pun intended?) to tell.

Brollywood Movie Soap soon coming your way, and I hope he gets a fortune for the film rights.

Ganesh: " I am so sorry my love, I want to marry you but your father will not allow a marriage with me, for I am deformed!"

Ratnapalani:" What do you mean Gan, you seem whole, handsome and intact, I do not understand!"

Ganesh:" Alas , I have diphallia, I am cursed with 2 parallel penises, and your father said no!"

Ratnapalani: "Oh Gan, let me run away with you, we can elope, my fantasies include dealing with such a situation, and we can experiment!"

Ganesh:" Oh Ratna, that would be wonderful, but how can I overcome guilt at removing you from your family on the shoulders of a two bladed sword, the gods would frown on my audacity!"

etc.

Does the Doublemint Gum Jingle come to your mind?

LOL

35 posted on 08/21/2006 7:04:01 AM PDT by Candor7 (Into Liberal flatulance goes the best hope of the West, and who wants to be a smart feller?)
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To: WakeUpAndVote
I wonder if there are 4 jewels or just two?

Frank and beans!!

36 posted on 08/21/2006 7:12:29 AM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
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To: pissant

I just knew you had good advice.


37 posted on 08/21/2006 7:21:51 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

LOL


38 posted on 08/21/2006 7:22:54 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
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To: D-fendr

Isn't it always like that?


39 posted on 08/21/2006 7:23:31 AM PDT by bmwcyle (Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
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To: Mikey_1962

And the punch line is...

"His pant's fit like a peace sign"


40 posted on 08/21/2006 7:24:21 AM PDT by GreenAccord (I just spell-checked MOONBAT. Shouldn't that be in the FR lexicon as a valid word?)
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To: bmwcyle
He has a sure-fire way to ensure he always has enough blood going to the brain: always keep this picture handy


41 posted on 08/21/2006 7:26:26 AM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
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To: Mikey_1962
I keep picturing Medusa in my head. LOLL

Medusa was the daughter of Phorkys and Keto, the children of Gaia (Earth) and Okeanos (Ocean).

Wonder if that was Phorkys 1 or Phorkys 2?

42 posted on 08/21/2006 7:41:23 AM PDT by gopheraj
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To: Mikey_1962

I can't find that picture of Kerry/Edwards in a forlorn embrace, with Kerry delivering the kiss of death. :(


43 posted on 08/21/2006 7:45:29 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Muslims - The "flesh eating bacteria" version of humans.)
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To: Mikey_1962
Cut one off and send it to the democrats.They are in desperate need of come cajones
44 posted on 08/21/2006 7:54:45 AM PDT by xarmydog
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To: gopheraj
Wonder if that was Phorkys 1 or Phorkys 2?

The ladies seem to think it's Phorkys 1...

45 posted on 08/21/2006 8:18:34 AM PDT by JRios1968 (This kid knows how to wallop a baseball!!!!!!)
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To: JRios1968; Fast Ed97; Flavius Josephus; GOPRaleigh; GreatOne; highimpact; Leto; Moose4; Mr. Mojo; ..


Jim Rome ping
FReepmail me to get on or off this Jim Rome pinglist....

"Have a take, don't suck or you'll get run......."

46 posted on 08/21/2006 8:32:00 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - Go Bucks!!!)
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To: Andonius_99
Terrel Owen's Getcha Popcorn Ready?

http://www.terrellowens.com/catalog/product_info.php?cPath=22&products_id=103

47 posted on 08/21/2006 8:32:29 AM PDT by Deguello
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Thread Jester Ping

A low-volume pinglist dedicated for all the thread jesters out there--you know who you are...8^)

FReepmail rzeznikj at stout or MikefromOhio to be added or struck from the list...

48 posted on 08/21/2006 8:33:26 AM PDT by MikefromOhio (aka MikeinIraq - Go Bucks!!!)
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To: Mikey_1962; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
My research confirms that his name is Richard Richard.


49 posted on 08/21/2006 8:44:40 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Visit www.greenhelmetguy.com! We'll put a corpse on the rubble for you.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Not-A-Ping.....


50 posted on 08/21/2006 8:44:49 AM PDT by The SISU kid (Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it be)
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